Oh, did you think it was over? Haha! Haha! Haha! You're such a fool.
As the tears from Kirby Muffin Olsen's face created oceans and streams
and such from the waterfalls that were his eyes, the blonde guy began
to drink his tasty, salty tears.
A combination of certain tears caused his forehead and chest to glow,
and suddenly firefly things surrounded him and brought him up into the
air. Kirby's crying halted as he stared at his dead lover.
The blonde guy began to spin in circles as the fireflies did some sort
of dance around him. Soon enough, his glowing eyes shot open and he
fell back down to earth. Or rather, sea.
A random drain on the ground that looked a lot like Feferi Peixes
sucked up all the tears. Then almost everyone in Closet Town chased
her out because Homestuck was not allowed there.
King Closet hugged the blonde guy super close. It was almost as if
they were glued together or something. (Insert Fatty's dialogue about
a glue bottle being filled with glue here.)
King Closet cried some more, but they were happy tears so an ocean was
not created. All of a sudden, Vance Pepperoni Medici jumped in while
still being on fire. He did the chicken dance and proclaimed that his
face was dubsteb. He then did some kind of beatbox-dubstep mix thing.
Benson screamed he was fired (literally) as Vance turned to ash. Ash
Ketchum! He then shouted "GO PRINCE GUMBALL!" very obnoxiously. So
obnoxiously that Benson, Ash, and Prince Gumball were all chased out.
Too many different fandom references here, almost everyone shouted.
"UN ACC EPT A BAAAALLL," Kirby continued to shout at the non-believers
with a Stetson over a fez with a bowtie and some suspenders. He
started to wave a screwdriver around everywhere as the Mario
underground theme played.
Then 7 boys appeared that had really nice long legs and beautiful
hands and started to flirt with imaginary girls. Amy Rose banished
them to the dungeon because King Closet was too busy convincing people
that they could trust him.
Then some guy named Tristan or whatever made some goofy face and
changed Amy's last name to Pond. He then disappeared.
"SO MANY REFERENCES!" some sand dude with red hair screamed. The
sand in his big gourd (Gord*) thing spilled everywhere and caused
people to choke as sakura (Haruno) blossoms flew everywhere and
started to cut people. Some dude in a ponytail did the Harlem Shake.
The Avengers and Loki got jealous and tried to do a better Harlem
shake than the redhead ponytail dude.
King Closet thought that all of these references to different fandoms
was getting out of hand.
"Just one more miracle!" some guy with really nice looking blonde/
brown/whatever hair shouted to the skies on his knees. "Please don't
be... DEAD!"
Kirby then began to cry uncontrollably for no apparent reason. He took
off his Stetson over his fez and his bowtie and suspenders. He put the
screwdriver away and replaced it with an awesome magnifying glass. He
put on a cool, dark trenchcoat and a cool, dark scarf. The cat guy
with awesome fluffy hair stopped crying immediately and stumbled over
to Kirby.
Everything was getting so out of hand, that even the author thought
this shouldn't even be shown to the public. So the author made
everything back to normal, no more references. Kirby was hugging the
blonde guy and all the escapees were released from the dungeon with a
warning. Just cuz.
But for some reason, the Peruvian Flute Bands started disappearing...
And something much more terrifying was making an appearance.
A/N: If you can name all (or at least most) of the references I used in here you will get a shoutout! :D
I think that this fic will go on forever, actually. Or at least until I run out of ideas.
Hope you enjoyed! Don't forget to review!