The three genin of team seven stepped into their new home. From the hallway they could see two rooms, the living room and kitchen. The living room was situated on the right and had a soft looking couch which looked to be made of leather, a large flat screen T.V. (An: I'm not sure if they actually have these...) and a dark oak-wood table in between the two. In the kitchen, there was a fairly big kitchen futton on the left and an island counter in the center. All of the latest appliances were situated at the far right side of the kitchen. Sasuke opened the fridge and saw that the kitchen had been fully stocked with food and drinks.

After exiting the kitchen he looked back into the hallway only to find no one there. He did however, spy Shikamaru in the living room laying down on the soft couch.

"Where'd Shiro go?" he asked his lazy teammate.

"Troublesome," he muttered, "Upstairs. She's choosing her room I think..." he yawned out. (An: Lol, I typed that and then yawned. *Crickets* Okkkk back to the story...)

Sasuke walked up the stairs of his new home, his duffle bag on his back. The second floor of the house seemed to have five rooms. Three bedrooms, a guest room and a bathroom. After looking in the bathroom, and being pleased with the large bath and spacious counter, he looked in one of the bedrooms. It was large and had a four poster bed in the center, a vanity, bearu and closet lined the walls. The room was painted a light yellow and the ceiling was blue with white fluffy clouds. It was only then that Sasuke noticed that the door had a plaque on it that read in Kanji, Shikamaru.

He exited the room and looked at the one across from it. It had no name so he assumed it was the guest room. The room next to that however, read Shiro in bold Kanji.

The door was shut and if you listened close enough, you could hear the shuffling of clothes being put away.

'So Shiro's already getting settled in...' Sasuke thought.

He looked across the hallway from Shiro's room and saw a dark door with his name engraved on it. He opened it and saw that it was an exact replica of Shikamaru's room however the paint was different. The room was dark Navy Blue. The ceiling looked like the night sky as it was black with many white dots made to look like the sky. How did anyone find out about his hobby of watching the stars? It made him curious as to what was on Shiro's ceiling.

'A sunset?' he thought. 'Maybe...' (An: I will never look at a sunset the same ever again because of mental scaring from Gai and Lee. -.- )

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Inside of Shiro's room, she was unpacking. All of her clothes were put in the beauru, she hung her pre-magister robes in the closet and looked around. She had a four-poster bed pushed up against the far corner. The walls around her were a light silver and the ceiling was blue. It created a magical feel. Her floor was blank and white. Shiro thought for a minute,

'Hmmm... I could use this extra space for practice area... hmmmm...' she thought to herself. 'I'll figure it out later. For now I guess I'll go take a shower.'

She gathered her bathing equipment and opened her door quietly. Being from an all girl family she had completly forgoten that you should lock the bathroom door. She never needed to.

Once she was in the bathroom, she stripped off her clothes and looked disdainfully at the long thin rod of meat that hung off of her body. Her mother and sisters had told her that it would fall off eventually, but she was sad that the damn thing wouldn't come off. She also looked sadly at her flat chest. She had absoulutely no female assets. Even her ass was small. Her waist was a little on the thick side, but not enough that she could be called bulky.

'Mou.... Why can't I look as beautiful and girly as my sisters? Or Okaa-san. I'd give anything to look like Kaa-chan.' Shiro thought forlornly.

Behind her, she heard the door open.

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(An: God Im soooooo tempted to leave you hanging here.)

Shikamaru looked up at his new room. Minus the trouble of getting his stuff in there, the room wasn't too bad. He rather liked the cloud pattern on the ceiling. It wasn't troublesome.

After putting his things away, Shikamaru felt the need to use the bathroom. He walked down the hallway towards the bathroom. He jiggled the handle and found out that the door was open. He walked in only to find....

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Shiro's eyes grew wide. Shikamaru, who had entered the bathroom, looked at her naked body. They stayed like that for about two minutes and then, the silence was broken.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!" Shiro screamed, "GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!! SHIKAMARU GET OUT DAMNIT!!!!!!!"

"Ah!!!! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" Shikamaru shouted as he scrambled out of the bathroom, a full blush on his face. 'Why the fuck? Did Shiro ha-have a DICK?! Is.. is SHE a HE?!' Shikamaru screamed in his head.

This information overloaded the lazy geinus and he promptly fainted.

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Shiro stared at the door and heard a thump from the other side. She quickly put her clothes back on and opened the door. Outside the door, was a fainted Shikamaru. Sasuke burst out of his room and took in the scene before him.

'Wa-was he peeking?' Sasuke thought, 'He, he probably got to see her naked! That little shit! I was supposed to see her naked first!'

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And so, the first night of the team seven home, came and passed. Needless to say, the three genin were in for a long two years.

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An: Don't you love me!? SHIKA SAW SHI-CHAN NAKIE!!!! Ohhh yummy!!! I gots a cream soda!!! Xad-chan will know what I mean!!! Lol. Hehehe... Nothing will go as you think. I love reviewerz!!!!!

If you reveiw I will share my giant lolipop with you!!! (Im a girl, so not THAT Lolipop)

-Siren

Omake:

Sasuke: Hn. You suck.

Siren: The FUCK?! Why do I suck asswipe?

Sasuke: Shika-fucking-maru saw MY Shiro naked!

Siren: Relax bastard this is SasuNaru, not ShikaNaru damnit.

Shiro: I'll ask again, WHO IS NARU AND WHAT IS THE SEX GAME???!!!!

Siren: Again, nothing. Not for you to know.

Shika: ... Im going to sleep now.

Siren: Night Shika-Shika!!! I will now press the end Omake button!

Sasuke: No wait! You stupid author do-!