Woohoo! It's chapter 11…wow. Thanks to Rev. Vampyre for this idea. Thanks
to everyone who reviewed! I have over 70 reviews so far. You guys rock!
*Gives thumbs up* Defafaeth Mechqua- I'm trying to make some songs for
Frieza and Zarbon to sing. Perhaps they should make a CD. Heh heh…I think I
have a problem with putting Frieza in my stories. He has just entered the
4th chapter in my story Badminton Nets Are Evil.
Disclaimer: *playing with stuffed goat named Cool Beans* Me: Oh Cool Beans, you are such an awesome goat! Cell: It's time for the disclaimer. Me: Already? Cell: Yes. Me: I have an idea…how about Cool Beans says the disclaimer. Cell: *sweat drop* Well, um…you see…Cool Beans isn't real. He can't talk. Me: *sniffle* Cool Beans is so real and he's saying the disclaimer!
Cool Beans: Baa baa baa baa baa. :: Translation- Jessica doesn't own DBZ :: Cell: Well I'll be, Cool Beans can talk!
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"Fuck this Nappa! I can't take this anymore!"
"Stupid fucking Frieza!"
"What state haven't we been in yet? The dragon balls aren't anywhere."
"Well…we've only been in a couple of states. It says here that there are 50 states."
"50!"
"Yes. Why don't we try this one? Its called Illinois"
"Sounds good to me."
Nappa and Vegeta fly to Illinois in search for the dragon balls.
Meanwhile…
"Zarbon, this isn't working out as well as we thought."
All of a sudden Dodoria comes running through the room naked.
"Weeee…look at me I'm naked!"
"Dodoria what the fuck is your problem?"
"Weee…sugar is yummy! Bow down to Naked Man!"
"Lord Frieza, he appears to be on a sugar high."
"Stupid idiot."
Dodoria runs back out of the room.
"Dodoria gave me an idea."
"Hmm?"
"Perhaps we could streak."
"Streak?"
"Yes, like run naked through a busy place where there are a lot of people."
"Wonderful!"
"We would have to run slow because they won't see us if we run at our normal speed."
"Yes, great idea Zarbon!"
"I'll go get a pod ready to head to Earth."
***
Zarbon and Frieza land in Illinois. (A/N: I send my sympathies to anyone who lives there.) They land somewhere that's highly populated.
Meanwhile…
Vegeta and Nappa are in Illinois looking for the dragon balls.
"Nappa, I think we picked a bad spot."
"Yeah I know. Look at all these people."
"Hey Nappa look over there!"
"Huh?"
Nappa turns his head and looks at what Vegeta was pointing to.
"Holy snizzle! It's a dragon ball!"
"Shut up! Someone might try and take it. Act natural."
Vegeta and Nappa calmly walk over to the dragon ball. Vegeta bends down and picks it up.
"Haha! It's the 4 star one."
"Wow…it's so pretty and orange."
All of a sudden a bunch of people scream. Vegeta and Nappa look over and see Zarbon and Frieza naked, running down the sidewalk. Everyone drops what they are holding and upchucks their lunch. Vegeta and Nappa just stare at them.
"H-how the fuck did they get here!"
"I don't know. All I know is I'm going to be sick!"
Children cry and old ladies scream at the horror they just saw. Everyone gets on their hands and knees and grabs their heads.
"Ahh! I've been blinded!"
"Please, someone kill me now!"
Vegeta and Nappa get up and fly to a hotel.
"Fuck!"
Nappa goes to make some coffee.
"Well we only have 6 more to go."
"I will never get this nasty picture out of my head!"
***
"Zarbon that was fun!"
"Let's go somewhere else and streak!"
"Yes let's."
Frieza and Zarbon fly to North Carolina. (A/N: I'm terribly sorry!) They find a beach and run through it naked.
"Ahh! My eyes!"
"Oh no sweetie don't look!"
"Mommy! I want my mommy!"
"Please stop! Make them stop!"
"For the love of God!"
"No! Go away! Ahh!"
Zarbon and Frieza fly to Washington. (A/N: Sorry again) They run through a busy street. The sight makes cars stop, causing accidents and pileups.
"Holy mother of pearl! The horror, the horror!"
"Sweet Jesus and all that's good!"
Everyone covers their eyes and hopes the streakers leave soon.
***
"Wow Zarbon! I haven't had this much fun in ages!"
"Shall we go to one more place?"
"Yes!"
They fly to Pennsylvania (A/N: Gomen!) and of course, find a busy place. They streak through Hershey Park.
"Jesus Mary and Joseph! Cover your eyes kids!"
"What the fuck! Ahh, that's fucking nasty!"
"Mental pictures! Make them go away!"
"I've been traumatized!"
***
"Well Zarbon, that's enough fun for one day."
"Yes. Let's head back to the mother ship and plan what to do next."
"Yes."
Frieza and Zarbon get in the pod and head home.
***
Arg! *Clutches head* Mental pictures! Again, I'm terribly sorry to everyone who lives in any of those places. Woohoo…did you like this chapter? Please review! Thanks! *Gives thumbs up* I have no idea when the next chapter will be up, gotta go back to school Monday. Bleh, I hate school!
Disclaimer: *playing with stuffed goat named Cool Beans* Me: Oh Cool Beans, you are such an awesome goat! Cell: It's time for the disclaimer. Me: Already? Cell: Yes. Me: I have an idea…how about Cool Beans says the disclaimer. Cell: *sweat drop* Well, um…you see…Cool Beans isn't real. He can't talk. Me: *sniffle* Cool Beans is so real and he's saying the disclaimer!
Cool Beans: Baa baa baa baa baa. :: Translation- Jessica doesn't own DBZ :: Cell: Well I'll be, Cool Beans can talk!
***
"Fuck this Nappa! I can't take this anymore!"
"Stupid fucking Frieza!"
"What state haven't we been in yet? The dragon balls aren't anywhere."
"Well…we've only been in a couple of states. It says here that there are 50 states."
"50!"
"Yes. Why don't we try this one? Its called Illinois"
"Sounds good to me."
Nappa and Vegeta fly to Illinois in search for the dragon balls.
Meanwhile…
"Zarbon, this isn't working out as well as we thought."
All of a sudden Dodoria comes running through the room naked.
"Weeee…look at me I'm naked!"
"Dodoria what the fuck is your problem?"
"Weee…sugar is yummy! Bow down to Naked Man!"
"Lord Frieza, he appears to be on a sugar high."
"Stupid idiot."
Dodoria runs back out of the room.
"Dodoria gave me an idea."
"Hmm?"
"Perhaps we could streak."
"Streak?"
"Yes, like run naked through a busy place where there are a lot of people."
"Wonderful!"
"We would have to run slow because they won't see us if we run at our normal speed."
"Yes, great idea Zarbon!"
"I'll go get a pod ready to head to Earth."
***
Zarbon and Frieza land in Illinois. (A/N: I send my sympathies to anyone who lives there.) They land somewhere that's highly populated.
Meanwhile…
Vegeta and Nappa are in Illinois looking for the dragon balls.
"Nappa, I think we picked a bad spot."
"Yeah I know. Look at all these people."
"Hey Nappa look over there!"
"Huh?"
Nappa turns his head and looks at what Vegeta was pointing to.
"Holy snizzle! It's a dragon ball!"
"Shut up! Someone might try and take it. Act natural."
Vegeta and Nappa calmly walk over to the dragon ball. Vegeta bends down and picks it up.
"Haha! It's the 4 star one."
"Wow…it's so pretty and orange."
All of a sudden a bunch of people scream. Vegeta and Nappa look over and see Zarbon and Frieza naked, running down the sidewalk. Everyone drops what they are holding and upchucks their lunch. Vegeta and Nappa just stare at them.
"H-how the fuck did they get here!"
"I don't know. All I know is I'm going to be sick!"
Children cry and old ladies scream at the horror they just saw. Everyone gets on their hands and knees and grabs their heads.
"Ahh! I've been blinded!"
"Please, someone kill me now!"
Vegeta and Nappa get up and fly to a hotel.
"Fuck!"
Nappa goes to make some coffee.
"Well we only have 6 more to go."
"I will never get this nasty picture out of my head!"
***
"Zarbon that was fun!"
"Let's go somewhere else and streak!"
"Yes let's."
Frieza and Zarbon fly to North Carolina. (A/N: I'm terribly sorry!) They find a beach and run through it naked.
"Ahh! My eyes!"
"Oh no sweetie don't look!"
"Mommy! I want my mommy!"
"Please stop! Make them stop!"
"For the love of God!"
"No! Go away! Ahh!"
Zarbon and Frieza fly to Washington. (A/N: Sorry again) They run through a busy street. The sight makes cars stop, causing accidents and pileups.
"Holy mother of pearl! The horror, the horror!"
"Sweet Jesus and all that's good!"
Everyone covers their eyes and hopes the streakers leave soon.
***
"Wow Zarbon! I haven't had this much fun in ages!"
"Shall we go to one more place?"
"Yes!"
They fly to Pennsylvania (A/N: Gomen!) and of course, find a busy place. They streak through Hershey Park.
"Jesus Mary and Joseph! Cover your eyes kids!"
"What the fuck! Ahh, that's fucking nasty!"
"Mental pictures! Make them go away!"
"I've been traumatized!"
***
"Well Zarbon, that's enough fun for one day."
"Yes. Let's head back to the mother ship and plan what to do next."
"Yes."
Frieza and Zarbon get in the pod and head home.
***
Arg! *Clutches head* Mental pictures! Again, I'm terribly sorry to everyone who lives in any of those places. Woohoo…did you like this chapter? Please review! Thanks! *Gives thumbs up* I have no idea when the next chapter will be up, gotta go back to school Monday. Bleh, I hate school!