Kagaya: Before you read the following sidestory, Hungary and I must warn you...

Hungary: Um...About halfway through this, we got over the writer's block. And lost inspiration.

Kagaya: So HetaliaLovesPrussia, feel free to delete us if this isn't satisfying.

Hungary: We are soooooo sorry in advance!

Kagaya: Please enjoy this sidestory~

United Nations High, YM Clubroom

"Kagaya, I've been thinking…there are middle schoolers in this world that do not know about the world of us, fujoshi. Or even yaoi for that matter. Maybe we should get an apprentice." Hungary told her assistant, leaning back in her chair.

Kagaya raised an eyebrow, yaoi was a delicate subject, and she wouldn't want to traumatize anyone's child, much less corrupt them. Although she wanted to voice her thoughts, she merely brushed her dark brown bangs out of her face, and listened to Hungary's idea.

"Do you think any of the guys know of any middle school girls that at least know what the word anime is?" Hungary muttered.

"Probably, but I can't make any guarantees about it. Should we make that our priority for today's meeting?" Kagaya asked.

Hungary frowned slightly, there was a lot of things she had to do at today's photo shoot…something that will take a lot of effort, and work…and time. The president sighed, and smiled, they could always do that another day.

The two girls stood there silently, but stiffened when they heard high pitched screaming, and a loud thud from outside the window. They rushed to the window to locate the source of the scream. Hungary opened the window, and they both looked around for any trace of the screamer.

Judging from the sound, it was a girl, that much they knew. Kagaya jumped from the window sill to get a closer look.

"Didn't I tell you to stop imitating anime! This is the freaking fourth floor!" Hungary scolded as Kagaya descended to the ground below.

Kagaya stuck the landing, only suffering minor injuries (she had a tingling feeling in her ankles.) She scoped out her surroundings, and saw a girl flat on her back, on the ground, groaning in pain. The assistant inspected the girl's uniform. She didn't go to UN High!

"Who are you? Are you okay? What school are you from?" Kagaya questioned loudly, with no regard of the probable head trauma this girl might have.

"Your voice is loud~" the girl whined as she sat up and rubbed the back of her head. She blinked her eyes, and realized the situation. "I've been caught!" she exclaimed stating the obvious.

"Well yes, you have been caught, now could you please answer my questions?"

"Okay, my name is Madre Terra, my head hurts a lot, but I'm fine, and I'm I attend Saika Academy, a junior high school. Anything else?" the girl named Madre Terra told Kagaya in one breath.

"Yes. Why are you at United Nations High?"

Madre Terra huffed, and pulled out her camera, "The amazing me was photographing yaoi, UN High has a lots of good material but you probably don't even know what yaoi is."

The junior high student pouted at Kagaya, but then noticed her facial expression. Kagaya was grinning widely, Madre Terra found it a little creepy. The assistant grabbed Madre Terra's hand and dragged her to the clubroom, ignoring the girl's protests.

YM Clubroom

Madre Terra was in awe at the sight of the clubroom, BL novels filled bookshelves that were stationed around the room, posters of various pairings adorned the walls, not to mention the piles of DVDS that covered the tables, and to top it all off there was a room full of cute guys.

Hungary approached the foreign girl, a concerned look plastered onto her face, "Were you the one who fell through the air today?"

Madre Terra bobbed her head, her mouth still wide open. Kagaya walked over to Hungary and whispered some information to her.

"I see!" Hungary squealed flashing a smile, "So you know about yaoi, anime, and doujinshi, Madre Terra?"

Madre Terra went from one state of awe to another, "Of course! The amazing me loves everything about it! Though I try to keep it a secret from 'normal' people, I can't seem to stop thinking about it! Are you a fellow fujoshi like myself?"

Hungary nodded, and clapped a hand on Madre Terra's shoulder, "It's a cruel world out there…but we have to stick together!"

"You're a good person Miss…um, wait I don't even know your name yet! Wait since you attend UN High, don't you have names of countries, or something?" Madre Terra said tilting her head.

"My name is Hungary, I'm the president of the YM Club, and it's nice to meet you! Oh, and while we're giving introductions, I want you to meet my assistant, Kagaya, and the boys!"

"I'm Madre Terra, from Saika Academy, a junior high school!"

Madre Terra waved to Kagaya, whom she already sorta knew, and then the 5 guys in the room. She stared at them expectantly, waiting for them to introduce themselves.

Italy blurted first, "Ve~ I'm Italy! I like taking siestas, pasta, and painting!"

Madre Terra squealed inwardly, "You must be an uke! Right? Right?"

"Ve?" Italy responded in a confused tone.

America was next, "I'm America the hero!" he flashed his million-dollar smile, and Madre Terra was blinded by how bright it was.

"America you git!" England interjected. "You're no hero! Heroes do not fall asleep in class, then have to get the day's notes from me afterwards!"

America pouted, "That's not nice at all Iggy! I was up all night playing this video game, there was this huge boss battle dude that was tough to beat, I even used up all my the health jars because of him!"

England blushed a deep red, both in embarrassment and anger (mostly embarrassment,) "Idiot, I told you not call me Iggy!"

" Type A Tsundere." Madre Terra's voice was monotone.

" Please excuse me Miss Madre Terra? My name is England, I'm the student council president of UN High, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Likewise."

This went on for a while until Prussia burst through the door, spouting off some nonsense, "I got the message! Where's the fight?"

Hungary whistled innocently, avoiding eye contact with Prussia, and hid her phone behind her back. No one said a word, they just stared at Prussia like he was nuts.

Prussia shifted his scarlet eyes to Madre Terra, a smirk already on his face, "I haven't seen you around before, but you should already know the awesome Prussia right?"

"Nope." Madre Terra replied bluntly.

Prussia looked taken aback, his ego hurt, but he shook it off, "I am the Awesome Prussia, I am the only person who can contain the wild beast that is Hungary!"

The albino's last remark earned him a smack from Hungary's frying pan. Fortunately for Prussia, Hungary chose not to hit hard enough to knock him out, but he still clutched the back of his head.

"Oi! That was uncalled for!" Prussia hissed at Hungary.

"Neither was that comment, Prussia." Hungary retorted glaring daggers.

"I'm the Amazing Madre Terra, and I'm the only one in my junior high school who knows about the wonderful world of yaoi!" the younger girl exclaimed.

Prussia and Madre Terra locked eyes, a sense of mutual respect forming. The room's occupants could feel the tension in the air.

"So you're amazing eh? Pfft. Awesome totally beats amazing!" Prussia gloated.

"That's so not true! Amazing is better than awesome, being amazing means I'm a showstopper! Now what about awesome?" Madre Terra argued.

"When you're awesome like me, you leave people speechless!"

"Well amazing has seven letters!"

Prussia stopped for a moment and counted the number of letters in the word, 'awesome'. There were seven as well. The two kept going back and forth about which word was better, until Hungary intervened by giving Prussia a whack with her frying pan, and Prussia stopped mid-sentence and fell to the floor.

"Now then Madre Terra, would you like to help us with a little photo shoot today?" Hungary asked, smiling cruelly.

"Of course! That would make my whole year for an experience like this!" Madre Terra answered almost immediately.

"You hear that dear models? This experience would make our guest's whole year! That means today will be very, very, very intense." Kagaya chimed in. "We'll pick the first pair, and everyone else clear the room!"

First Victims er…Models: America and England

"Alright Madre Terra," Hungary whispered in her ear, "This is a simple job, I need you to climb into this air shaft, and take a picture from the ceiling. By the way, this is an exercise that test your spying skills. Got it? Good! So climb into the air vent!

In the Air Vent

"Brr…It's cold in here, but something as easy as sniper shooting is a cinch!" Madre Terra assured herself as she continued her journey.

She saw a bright light at the end of a tunnel, and thought for about a split second that she was dead from freezing to death. Fortunately, it was just a sign that she was at her destination. Madre Terra realized that she wasn't above America and England, but right in front of them, concealed from view.

At the moment they were cosplaying, (at Hungary's request/command) America in a black and white bartender's outfit, and England in a punk rock outfit that included tight black jeans, a red and black six string slung over his shoulder, a black shirt that was ripped in some places, not to mention the matching fingerless gloves.

Saying this sight is unlike nothing she's ever seen before is a terrible understatement. Madre Terra covered her mouth and nose, to stifle a scream, and to stop a nosebleed from gushing out of the vents.

She lined up a shot with her free hand, and clicked away. Then as silently as she came, she left the air vent, successfully averting death from extreme blood loss. When she stepped out of the shaft, she saw Kagaya applauding her.

"I'm surprised you came out blood-free and you went unnoticed!" Kagaya praised.

Hungary quickly stepped out of the room and whispered something in her ear. Kagaya's expression changed drastically from happy to terrified. She walked stiffly to Madre Terra and shoved her out the door, closed it and locked it.

What followed afterwards was such a terrible mind screw that we can't tell you what it was. Madre Terra smiled widely and skipped out the door, already planning her next visit to United Nations High and their (in)famous YM Club.

Kagaya: Hungary! Someone threw a brick at in our clubroom window!

Hungary: Who was it! I'll smash them so hard over the head!

Kagaya: It has a note on it...*gasp* It was Prussia! He said he didn't get enough screentime.

Hungary: *sigh* I thought it was someone important.

Prussia: *appears* I am super important, I am the awesome Prussia! On your knees!

Hungary: You'd want to leave, unless you want to be on the floor.

*Prussia runs away*

Kagaya: We promise you we'll have an exciting next chapter!

Hungary: You'll be crying! That's a guarantee!

Kagaya: Bye~until next time

Hungary: And don't forget to sat hi to Madre Terra aka HetaliaLovesPrussia!