A/N: Hey! Long time no see! I am sorry for literally forgetting about this chatroom! Anyway, let's get started.
Chapter 11: 20 questions part 4?
Wolf: *Sleeping soundly*
InuYasha: Wolf...Wolf... *Sigh*
InuTaisho: Who calls themself, Wolf?
Sesshomaru: Father, what are you doing here?
InuTaisho: I don't know, I got a strange call from a demon telling me to walk through some portal, and here I am.
*Wolf Jerks awake*: POINTS ARE GEOMETRIC OBJECTS THAT HAVE ONLY ONE LOCATION!
The Taisho Trio: *Blink Blink*
Wolf: *Looks around* Oh, hi guys.
InuTaisho: This is one weird human.
InuYasha: You said it.
Wolf: INUYASHA!
Inu-Sit: I wanna say it!
InuYasha: Who are you?
Inu-Sit: I am... Uh. SIT BOY, it's none of your business.
Wolf: Oh hey, don't sit him too much, you have to ask him questions.
Inu-Sit: Ok, InuYasha, Si... I mean, ahem, are you always this stupid, or did you fall on your head running from the demons that wanted to eat you when you were young.
InuYasha: Don't talk about my past. It's painful to remember.
InuTaisho: You were chased by demons?
Inu-Sit: This brings us to you InuTaisho, yes I know your name! Unlike raising InuYasha, did you raise Sesshomaru before you left him, or did you just leave him to mommy and find another female?
InuTaisho- *Blink Blink* Is this necessary, Wolf? I'm sorry about what I said earlier.
Wolf: *Sigh* Yes I'm afraid so, NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!
InuTaisho: I did raise Sesshomaru until he was about nine-teen in human age, which is still very young in dog demon ages, by that time he had wanted to do everything himself.
Inu-Sit: Hmm, that MIGHT be an exuse I am willing to buy, now for you Sesshomaru, when you decided to do everything yourself, did killing humans make you feel like an invincible ego-maniac?
Sesshomaru: Excuse me?
Wolf: Yes, I would like to know as well. *Eyes suspiciously*
Sesshomaru: No, they just get in my way.
Wolf: Oh, so if someone were to walk up to you and say 'Hi' *Whispers to Inu-Sit* LIKE RIN, *Now to Sesshomaru* you would just kill them right then and there?
Sesshomaru: Normally they don't say hi, normally it's a, 'Oh my dog, he is a demon, his features look suspicious let's go capture him.
Inu-Sit: *Blinks.*
Wolf: *Laughing!*
Inu-Sit: Oh K then! InuYasha, if Kikyo and Kagome's situations were reversed but their personalities were the same, who would you love more?
InuYasha: Uhh, what? I'd love Kikyo of course.
Wolf: Oh, so you're gonna love Kagome first then Kikyo?
InuYasha: I didn't say that!
Wolf: Yes you did! Inu-Sit said that if Kikyo were the girl by your side for the next 167 episodes, and Kagome died but kept on coming back a pot of clay, you would, or should be chasing after Kagome, right?
InuYasha: I am confused.
Wolf: Yep, I think he's naturally stupid.
Inu-Sit: InuTaisho, yes I'm back to you, did you cheat on Sesshomaru's mom? Or did ya just tell her you were bored of her and went to find another female? Geez, you almost sound like Miroku in this term.
InuTaisho: Listen, you want to know where Sesshomaru gets half of his traits from? His desire to kill humans? He gets it from his mother, I don't know why he's not killing you two right now, I have forbidden myself from killing any human.
Wolf: Ah, that's because I have Rin watching this whole thing on a camera I have set up over there. *Points to the corner of the room*
InuTaisho: Oh, that's what that thing is.
Sesshomaru: Yes, and you probably don't know who Rin is either.
InuTaisho: Someone like Izayoi right?
Sesshomaru: Yes, a human like Izayoi, but way younger.
Inu-Sit: Wow, this makes me a little nervous to ask the next question, Sesshomaru, do you believe that your father has enough power to take you on as you are now, or do you still need some training?
Sesshomaru: What would make you think I'd want to fight him? He's dead.
InuTaisho: I heard that.
Wolf: And, off they go!
*30 minutes pass*
Sesshomaru: *Panting like a...Well, dog.
Wolf: And, InuTaisho still wins, *Does female version of Bon Jovi* DEAD OR ALIVE!
Inu-Sit: Ok, InuTaisho, how could you fail to kill Ryuukotssei, when InuYasha did?
InuTaisho: What? I killed him.
Wolf: *Thinks long and hard, going through episodes* Actually, no you didn't, you lost a fang and you paralyzed him, and let other demons, *Whispers to Inu-Sit* LIKE NARAKU *Back to InuTaisho* destroy the fang and awaken him, and it was a long but easy fight for InuYasha, yet, you come to Izayoi at the last minute with cuts and puddles of blood. What a sad way to die, literally.
Inu-Sit: Sesshomaru, do you have bad judgement, or do you keep the annoying toad demon (Jaken), with you for laughs? Have you laughed before?
Wolf: He's not ticklish.
Sesshomaru: I'll kill him sooner or later.
Wolf and Inu-Sit: Yep, I've heard that before.
Inu-Sit: InuYasha, are you so weak that you can't protect Kagome from being Kidnapped? She is everyone's target, and you should know that.
InuYasha: Name one time she's been kidnapped!
Wolf: Kouga... Although, I don't really like him, I like Ayame more, but, anyway, Kouga kidnapped her.
InuYasha: It ain't my fault!
Inu-Sit: Uh-Huh, *Immitates* K-Kikyo, wait for me! *Normal expression* *Glares*
InuYasha: Err, stop interfering with my life!
Inu-Sit: Whatever, InuTaisho, why did you give Sesshomaru the Tensaiga and not the Tetsaiga, you probably knew that he would want to have the Tetsaiga...
InuTaisho: I knew he'd want the Tetsaiga, to destroy humans, I knew that if I gave him the Tensaiga, and it looks like my plan worked. *smirks at Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *Sighs*
Inu-Sit: Sesshomaru, did you know you not capable of protecting Rin?
Sesshomaru: She can hear you, you know.
Wolf: I might go ask her, myself.
Sesshomaru: Alright, so I'm not the most perfect protector ever, that's not my name.
Wolf: Oh, and InuYasha's is?
Sesshomaru: I think he's more irresponsible than I am.
Wolf: Gee, I wonder who gets kidnapped more, Kagome or Rin?
Inu-Sit: InuYasha, are you rude to Kagome cause you think she's ignorant, or do you just do it for her attention, and enjoy her to sit you a hundred times?
InuYasha: You think it's funny that I get sat?
Inu-Sit: SIT BOY!
Wolf: *Laughs Hysterically!*
Inu-Sit: Yep.
InuYasha: I thought Kagome could do that only!
Wolf: *Looks at another necklace around InuYasha's neck* Oh, sorry, I thought I dreamt that...
Inu-SIt: InuTaisho, why did you pick Myoga as your ward? Do you not have a brain?
InuTaisho: You think that I don't want him around!
Wolf: *Thinks, then refers to my name* Oh, I get it, fleas are drawn to dogs, I am a dog, sort of, they are torture, believe me.
Random Myoga: Yum Yum Yum
Random Myoga number 2: Yum Yum Yum
Wolf: *Pulls out K9 advantix* Here, take this. *Hands to InuTaisho*
Inu-Sit: Wow, great thinking, now, Sesshomaru, do you purposely deny the fact that you love Rin?
Sesshomaru: I don't deny it.
Wolf: Then how come ya never admit it in the anime?!
Inu-Sit: He's dense. Anyway, InuYasha, are you always violent, or is it just when you're in your true form?
InuYasha: I ain't violent!
Wolf: You're mean...
Sesshomaru: I must admit myself, you have your violent moments.
InuYasha: Err!
Inu-Sit: InuTaisho, are you as big as you are because you're huge in your true form, or are you over-weight?
InuTaisho: Blame the fur, it was a winter night that night!
Inu-Sit: *Nods approvingly* Sesshomaru, why don't you get over your feelings for InuYasha, and just kill him already? We all know you want to.
Sesshomaru: It is kind of hard to do that considering the available times are either when Rin is around, or if he is in his true form.
Wolf: Why don't ya just turn into a huge doggy and meet his equal, and eat him?
Sesshomaru: He won't taste good.
Inu-Sit: Excuses, excuses, InuYasha, if you are not violent, then do you just mean to act like Naraku? Or is it just how you were born?
InuYasha: Stop comparing me to every bad demon in the world! And why would I want to act like Naraku, he's worst than all of us.
Wolf: Right, he can hardly do anything, while you have a ten-fold tetsiaga that can destroy his tenticles, and his barrier, you have claws, and cute little ears, while HE has an eyeball on his stomach? What excuse are you going to use now?
InuYasha: It's harder than it looks!
Inu-Sit: *Blank expression* Right, InuTaisho, last question, why did you ever fall in love with Sesshomaru's mother, if you say that she was the reason why you left?
InuTaisho: That's easy, when I first met her, I found her scent luring, you know how dog demons get.
Wolf: Yep, must have been mating season. I've heard that alot!
InuTaisho: What are you to know wolf!
Wolf: Hmm, well, I see my self as a wolf, a gracious white wolf with my own pack, I know how to control them.
InuTaisho: You know what...*Gets up* I'm done, where's that portal?
Wolf: *Points to portal*
Inu-Sit: Thanks for answering, I love you guys!
Taisho group: *Looks at her* We went through all this torture and then you say you love us?
Inu-Sit: Well, reminding all of you of your past mistakes, you must understand why I semi-hate you guys.
InuTaisho: Ok, I'm leaving.
*InuTaisho Disappears*
*InuYasha and Sesshomaru leave*
Inu-Sit: InuYasha, SIT BOY!
*Crash*
Wolf: What did you do that for?
Inu-Sit: *Goes up to InuYasha and rubs his ears*
Wolf: *Smiles*
Inu-Sit: *Teleports back to Wolf's side before InuYasha gets up to attack* Bye! *Goes in the human world portal*
*15 seconds*
*InuTaisho walks out of same portal* InuTaisho: Wrong portal!
*Disappears in correct portal.*
A/N: Well, that's it for this chapter, once again, I'm sorry for the long wait, I've been writing other stories. Please leave some reviews, I hope you enjoyed, I will get to your questions ASAP when I can.
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