DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters, they belong to Stephenie Meyer. I just own the other characters and the plot.
AUTHORS NOTE: Nothing else to say other than: Eclipse was the best forkin' movie in the world. Do you concur?
Chapter Eleven: "Plotting"
Jacob's POV
This was why I loved living in my own place. Nobody would or could wake me up. There was Embry but I always surfaced before him. But right now I was in my old room back home and was being woken up by the vacuum cleaner.
I'd spent the night before with my family, catching up and having our weekly dinner. Courtesy of my sister Rachel who cooked for us all. Instead of going home I decided to crash in my own room, mainly because I'd been drinking. Turns out that was a big mistake.
I groaned and rolled out of bed and emerged from my bedroom. I found the source of the noise and made sure to glare at my sister as I walked past her towards the kitchen. Rachel didn't even live here but she felt like she had to look after Dad.
Dad was already in the kitchen eating breakfast. Oatmeal. So I guess Rachel was responsible for breakfast too.
"Morning son" he greeted me.
"Yeah, yeah" I yawned back.
"Is it a little early for you?" he chuckled. I grabbed the orange juice from the fridge and went to take a sip when the carton was yanked out of my hand.
"Rach what the fuck?"
"You know better then to drink out of the carton. Use a glass. Then wash that mouth out Mister" she scolded "You're worse then Paul" she sighed and I rolled my eyes "Now you're just acting like Henry and he's 7"
"Maybe you just bring out the bad in us" I shot back at her.
"Yeah? In that case" she said and smacked me round the head "You're not too young to be slapped"
"Don't you mean not too old?"
"Nope, I would never hit my children. You on the other hand" she smiled and hit me again. What the fuck? Seriously? "Now get a glass"
"Yes Mom" I mumbled.
When I got to work my bad mood had already gone. Most people hated their jobs but I loved mine. Fixing cars was a hobby and I also get paid for it, what's not to love?
"Morning Jacob"
"Sam" I nodded "We got a busy day?"
"No not really. You have one service check and a broken radiator but that's about it"
"Thanks man" I said making my way back to the lockers to change into my work stuff. It had been one week since Nessie had been grounded and this whole sneaking out to see each other business was actually pretty hard. Her Dad sure kept a tight leash on her. When she tried to see me at lunch time she was called into do some kind of Prom thing, so we hadn't managed to see each other yet. I was dying to see her, I hadn't kissed her or touched her in a whole week. Today was hopefully the day that I would get to see her.
The morning went by as it usually did. Embry strolled in late as usual and I had already completed my first service check by the time he got in. I was in the middle of checking the radiator of the second car when I heard Sam announce that I had a visitor. I looked up at the clock and saw it was 12:30 - that must be Nessie.
I left the car and walked through to the front of the shop and there she was, my Goddess "Hey beautiful" I smiled and she ran over to me and jumped up, wrapping her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist and pressed her lips to mine.
"I missed you so, so much" she whispered against my lips.
"I missed you too baby" I replied "Erm Sam I'll just be out back" I called out as I started backing both Nessie and I up to the back room, where conveniently there was a couch. I managed to get us into the room and I kicked the door shut and bent down to lock it, there was no way anybody was disturbing my time with Nessie. I put her onto the ground and kissed her on the lips "You managed to get away then" I chuckled and pulled away from her lips.
"Yeah" she breathed "I practically ran here. I have to be back in 20 minutes" she said as she hands moved down to my jeans and started unbuttoning them. She got them undone and shoved her hand down the front of my underpants and grabbed my dick in her hand and started stroking it up and down.
"Fuck Ness" I gasped out and she giggled as she continued to assault my cock with her small hand. Her movements sped up as my groans got louder but she suddenly stopped her movements and removed her hand from my cock "Why'd you stop?" I asked her.
She raised her eyebrows and knelt down onto her knees and dragged my underpants down, releasing my cock. She leaned forward and took me in her mouth, shit that felt good. She very rarely sucked my dick but when she did I swear it was the best blow job I have ever had. Her head bobbed to and fro and I lowered one hand to her head to secure her against me. Her teeth scrapped my dick as she pulled away only to go back down. Her hand found its way to my balls and she started playing with them, I could feel my dick twitching in her mouth. My dick almost left her mouth entirely but she circled the tip of my cock with her tongue and that sent me over the edge and she managed to close her mouth over my entire dick again so I came in her mouth.
"Fuck" I grunted out as my orgasm rode itself out. She licked me until I was clean then released my dick with a pop and wiped her mouth "That was so fucking hot"
"You're welcome" she smiled and I bought her to her feet and crushed my lips against hers. I could taste myself on her and normally that would freak me the fuck out but my girlfriend just gave me a fucking blow job and that shit turned me on to the max.
"How about I return the favour?" I asked as I pulled my underpants and jeans back up and buttoned them.
"Not here" she whispered. Shit I forgot she wasn't into the whole public thing, she liked to do that sort of stuff at my apartment, would we have enough time? "I don't have enough time to go back to yours but I could sneak out tonight. My parents are having dinner with my Grandparents tonight so they'll be out"
"I could come over to yours" I suggested but she shook her head.
"No I want to come to yours"
"Why?"
"Because I like being at yours. Besides I've been stuck at mine for an entire week so I really need to get out"
"Okay. What time are your folks leaving?"
"Around 9 I think. I'll be in "bed" by then so they'll think I'm asleep. I'll be round yours by about 9:30. Is that okay?"
"Sounds good to me" I smiled and kissed her lips, god they were so soft.
"I should go"
"No, you're not going"
"I have to. I'll be seeing you tonight. I might even bring my Batman underwear"
"Ooo you better" I said smacking her butt with my hand.
The day dragged on, it always did when I had nothing to do. I didn't want to leave early because I'd lose out on money and also because there was nothing else for me to do so I may as well do nothing and get paid for it.
"Jacob can I have a quick word?" Sam asked.
"Sure, sure" I nodded and joined him in the office.
"I'm sorry to do this but I was wondering if perhaps you could look after Wyatt tonight? I completely forgot that it was mine and Emily's wedding anniversary and we can't get a babysitter"
"Tonight?" I asked rubbing my chin with my hand "I kind of had plans"
"I know and I'm sorry. There is just nobody else and you know how much Wyatt loves his Godfather Jake"
I wanted to say no but looking at the desperation in Sam's face I couldn't help but say yes. I guess hanging with my little man for a few hours would be good.
"Yeah okay sure. He can come over mine"
"Thank you Jacob, thank you so much" Sam smiled "We'll bring him over about 8ish is that okay?"
"Fine by me. What time does he go to bed?"
"He doesn't really have a bedtime" Sam admitted "I know that's bad but he tends to just fall asleep when he's tired. He can get quite loud if you force him to bed when he's not tired"
"You scared of your own son?" I laughed.
"Um yeah. That kid sure can bite"
"Okay so I guess I'll do everything I can to tire him out right?"
"Pretty much. Good luck with that"
"Thanks Sam"
Sam let me knock off work, with pay, a little earlier as I was babysitting Wyatt tonight. I hope that Nessie won't mind I feel bad that we had a night planned but I wasn't going to cancel. I needed to spend some time with her.
"Are you going out tonight?" I asked Embry when he got in from work.
"Wasn't planning on it. Why?"
"I'm babysitting Wyatt tonight and Nessie is coming over later"
"And? Not like you guys are going to be up to much with Wyatt in the next room"
"Can you just go out with the guys or something? Or go to Lana's?"
"Dude I wanted a night in" he moaned.
"I'll owe you one"
"Yeah, yeah" he sighed "Fine I'll call Lana and see what she's up to"
"Thanks man"
"Whatever" he grumbled and made his way into his bedroom and slammed his door. I know I probably sounded like a dick for forcing him out of the house but like I said I wanted some time with Nessie, hopefully Wyatt will fall asleep early or something.
Sam and Emily dropped Wyatt off at 8:15 and he was wide awake "Thanks again for doing this Jacob" Emily smiled.
"No problem" I said taking Wyatt into my arms "You two just have a nice time okay? What time will you be back?"
"10:30. I hope that's alright"
"Tell you what, why don't you let Wyatt stay the night? He has a few things here from last time. Enjoy your anniversary"
"Are you sure?" Sam asked and I nodded my head "Okay, well thanks man. I owe you"
"They bang bang" Wyatt laughed.
"Bang bang?" I asked.
"The noise that comes from Mommy and Daddy's room" Wyatt explained and I looked at an embarrassed Emily and Sam "They bang bang"
"Right okay. Goodnight Wyatt. Mommy loves you" Emily said kissing him on the cheek and she mouthed "Thank you" to me again.
"Goodnight kiddo" Sam said ruffling Wyatt's head "I'll see you tomorrow Jacob"
"Sure, sure. Have fun you guys" I waved. I walked back into the house "So little man, what do you want to do?"
"Bricks" he answered.
"I think your bricks are in my room. Lets go and have a look"
I'd completely lost track of time so I was taken by surprise when I heard the doorbell "I'll be right back" I told Wyatt - who of course was still awake - and he continued to play with his building bricks. I ran to the door and yanked it open.
"Hey" she smiled walking inside and automatically placing her lips on mine. I shut the door with my foot as my hands were otherwise occupied and continued to kiss her "I've been thinking about you all day" she purred and trailed her hands down my back and squeezed my butt.
"Uncle Jake?" Wyatt called and Nessie pulled away from me.
"Who is that?" Nessie asked.
"Sam and Emily's son Wyatt. My godson" I answered "I'm so sorry but they needed a babysitter and well he is my godson"
"Oh" was all she said.
"Hey come meet him" I said taking her hand in mine as we walked towards my bedroom, I walked inside and saw Wyatt standing up "What's up buddy?"
"Where'd you go?" he asked.
"I had to answer the door" I replied and let go of Nessie's hand and picked Wyatt up off of the floor and threw him over my shoulder "I want you to meet someone special to me Wyatt, someone real special" I smiled.
"Who?" he giggled.
"Nessie" I answered and Wyatt looked up at Nessie.
"Hi Wyatt" Nessie smiled.
"You have big boobies" Wyatt said.
"Yeah I guess I do" Nessie laughed "And you have big brown eyes"
"They are Daddy's" he smiled "Daddy and me have the same"
"I can see that" she smiled "How old are you?"
"3. I'm a big boy"
"A big boy" Nessie nodded "Or a little man?"
"Uncle Jake calls me a little man. I am a little man"
"You sure are squirt. You're my little dude" I laughed.
"Uncle Jake can we watch a movie?"
"What movie?"
"Transformers" he answered.
"Maybe Nessie doesn't like Transformers"
Wyatt gasped "You don't like Transformers?" he asked Nessie.
"Of course I like Transformers. Its one of my favourites"
"Who do you like best?"
"Probably Bumblebee" she answered him.
"I like Optimus Prime"
"He is cool" Nessie agreed "I don't mind watching it if you want to watch it" Man she was good with kids, I think Wyatt is falling for her already.
"Yeah lets watch it" Wyatt nodded "Uncle Jake we watch Transformers"
"Okay. To the living room we go" I said and ran through to the living room with Wyatt sitting on my back and he was laughing.
We ended up watching Transformers and Transformers 2 but luckily halfway through the second movie Wyatt gave up and fell asleep.
"I should get him into bed" I whispered to Nessie.
"Can I do it?" she asked.
"Sure" I laughed and handed him over, he was half laying on her anyway. She picked him up and he stirred a little but didn't wake up. She carried him into my room and I followed after her but waited by the door. I watched as she pulled back the covers and gently placed Wyatt in the middle and unwrapped his arms from around her neck and then tucked him in. She even gave him a kiss on the head. She walked over to me and closed the door behind her "I didn't know you were so maternal" I laughed as I wrapped my arm around her shoulder and walked back to the sofa.
"I have to get use to doing things like that" she sighed.
"How come?"
"My Mom's pregnant"
"She's what?"
"She's pregnant" she repeated.
"Wow" I breathed "Are you not happy about it?"
"Doesn't matter whether I'm happy with it or not. There is nothing I can do about it" she shrugged "Its just going to be weird you know? I was the only child for 18 years and now I'll have a brother or a sister"
"Not to sound mean or anything but that grosses me out. I know you told me your folk still banged but knowing she's pregnant that's just weird"
"Tell me about it" she laughed then stopped "You wanna know the worst part though?"
"What's that?"
"I was looking through some old paperwork of my Grandpa's for my studies. You know to get some background on the whole medical profession and just getting tips and stuff" she said and I nodded my head in understanding "And you know what I found?"
"No. What?"
"My Dad had a vasectomy 10 years ago" she answered and looked up at me "He can't have any more children"
"Fuck" I breathed.
A/N Before your brains start to runaway with you, the baby is NOT Jacob's so don't fret about that okay? I do know who the father is. Bella didn't know that Edward had a vasectomy so she thinks she'll be getting away with it. So the question is: Who's the Daddy? Lol
In case you didn't catch it, I really don't like Bella. So I'm making her a biatch in this story, but its AU right so I can do what I want. Mwahahaha…and erm Nessie will find out about Jake and Bella soon.
-SR-