Chapter 11

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

'Scroll Comunications'

Story Title

Sextant

Vergil walked in to find Natsu, snapping pictures of a sextant. "What are you doing?"

"Yang suggested we try something called 'sexting'." He answered. "I asked my mom what that means and she said it was this." One last picture and he hit send.

A few seconds later, a video call was sent to him. He opened it to find Yang glaring at him. "What was that about?"

"Isn't that what we're supposed to do?" Natsu asked. Yang glared at him before hanging up. "What'd I do?"

Glynda vs Happy 3

Glynda stared at the mouse hole in the wall in anger. She pulled Happy out from behind her back and pointed from the cat to the hole. She then shoved the feline in the hole and waited. A small clock appeared and when the big hand fast forwarded from 12 to 6, Glynda crouched down and looked into the hole. Happy appeared behind her and meowed loudly, scaring her into the hole.

"Natsu!? Help!?" She begged as Happy yawns and fell asleep in front of the hole, muffling her cries for help.

Tail-lmpics

Natsu and Sun were in a runners lunge as Blake held a firing pistol. Behind her, RWY, JNPR, SSN, and VAR sat in bleachers cheering for one tailed Faunus or the other. Yang held a sign that read 'Crush the monkey!'

"On your mark!" Blake raised the pistol to the sky. "Get set!" She docked it. "Go!" She fired it and the two raced forward to a set of junglegym bars. Sun easily over took Natsu, using his tail more effectively to climb than a lizards.

He flipped of the last bar and dove into the pool set up. He started swimming along calmly until Natsu passed him, using the motions of a crocodile to easily move through the water. Sun barely caught up with him as both climbed out of the water and started the climbing aspect.

Suns years of tree climbing and Natsu claws digging of the rock wall marched them perfectly. Halfway up, they got stuck to the wall. Literally stuck, as evident by the Sliverback Solution bottle sticking to the wall. "What's going on?"

The group left the bleachers as Yang pulled out a megaphone. "Once you two work things out, we'll have Ruby shot up a dissolvent."

"He's the one who froze the ground and made me slip!" Sun shouted back.

"Because you won't stop throw your banana peels every where!" Natsu told him.

Blake merely shook her head as Yang walked over to the cat Faunus. "Those are our boyfriends, right there."

"Not my boyfriend." Blake said, walking away.

"Happy, how did you get up here?" Natsu asked aloud.

Rojo vs Azul

Yang and Natsu stood next to each other, toy pistols in their hands, in front of a painted rock background, donned in cheap orange and maroon painted pots and pans. "Hey." Natsu turned to his girlfriend.

"Yeah?" Yang asked.

"You ever wonder why we're here?" Natsu asked.

"Its one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?" Yang asked back. "Why ARE we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence, or... is there really a God? Watching everything? Ya know, with a plan for us, and stuff? I don't know, man. But it keeps me up at night."

Natsu stared at her for a few seconds. "What? I meant why are we out here, in this canyon?"

"Oh..." Yang mumbled.

"What was all that stuff about god?" He asked back.

The camera moved to the side to Weiss and Vergil, standing in equally bad teal and cobalt pans as Vergil stared down the scope of Crescent Rose. "What are they doing?" Weiss asked, only for Vergil to roll his eyes. "I said, what are they doing?"

"CUT!" The camera pulls back to see Ruby in a directors chair, a little beret on her head. "Vergil, say the line!"

"No, this is stupid." Vergil said back.

"Too bad. We had the chance of just doing an easy on this book." Natsu reminded his partner. "But we put all the options in a hat, and drew. This won, fair and square."

"I wouldn't be to sure about that." Ryuko and Aerith, covered in paint, walked forward holding a hat. They flipped the hat upside down and a few dozen folded pieces of papers fell out and opened up, showing 'play' on ALL OF THEM. Everyone turned to Ruby, only find the girl and the chair gone.

"So, does that mean I can get out of this?" Blake asked, peeling off the black pots and pans.

*Roses are red, lillies are green. April 2017, RvB season 15.* I realize the rhyme is bad, but fuck it! The worst soldiers in the the history of the galaxy are back, and I can't wait. Only one more month!