Dr. Weird Compilation (Season 3)
"T-Shirt of the Living Dead"
By thebestkindofstupid A.K.A. Reginald Konga
Dateline:
Dr. Weird's Laboratory
South Jersey Shore
"Gentlemen," said Dr. Weird wearing a black and red dual disc with six cards in his hand, "I lay Squirtle in Defense mode."
Attack points: 750
Defense points: 900
"All right then," said Steve, "Pikachu, use thunderbolt and destroy Squirtle."
Charmander
Attack points: 1100
Defense points: 400
Pikachu
Attack points: 1000
Defense points: 800
"Not so fast. You've activated my trap card. Super Munchy Potato Chips." Dr. Weird then stopped and looked at Steve annoyed. "What the [bleep] are we doing with our lives?!"