AN: Nothing much to say except this is another quickie made to help me out of my horrible writer's block. It is still here though. Sorry for everyone hoping for an update of my other fics. No dedication for this one, but I do appreciate all the reviews!
Disclaimer: What do you think? I don't own Naruto, duh!
Me: Damn. It. All.
Shika: -exasperated tone- What is your problem now?
Me: My English teacher assigned me Aphrodite for the Greek God/Goddess project.
Shika: So?
Me: She's more of a whore than you're a man whore!
Shika: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Me: Do I need to repeat previous chapters? But I have found more pairings for you…
Shika: I don't want to know. You should know by now that Ino and I are in a steady relationship.
Me: Yeah, well it's not my fault people love you so much they just gotta pair you up with all kinds of characters.
Shika: They love me?
Me: Yes! Why do you think I started a fan club fic for you? Oh, and not to mention in the non-Naruto world I am one of your fan girls. Here, I control myself.
Shika: -shivers- I think I am scarred for life.
Me: After what happened in the Library, you deserve it.
Shika: Whatever. Now, what were you saying before?
Me: Oh yeah, well I got Aphrodite. I swear she did it with all the gods, except for 3. And they were female.
Shika: You mean she…
Me: Yeah, I am pretty sure she did it with some female goddesses and humans as well.
Shika: -drools at thought-
Me: I still strongly believe Yaoi is the only hot form of homosexual relationships.
Shika: -shaken out of reverie- WTF?!
Me: Like the really sexy fan pic of you and Neji…-drools-
Shika: WTF?! Where? How many times do I have to say that I am straight!?
Me: I know you're straight. It's a FAN pic, like this is a FAN fic. But it is still kinda sexy…
Shika: And I thought I was scarred before…-face in hands-
Me: Trust me, you have no idea what goes on in my school. This is nothing compared to the conversations we have.
Shika: Do I even want to know?
Me: You're the genius.
Shika: Fine, just tell me.
Me: Well, one day we had a discussion on periods, gynecologists, oh, and birth control. Oh yeah and we talked about…
Shika: -faints-
Me: Shika? –starts shaking Shika- OMG he fainted! –smiles maniacally and whips out cell phone- Hey LunarRose? Yeah, it's Aki. He fainted. –whips out ropes- Time to take our little Shika home for some fun…
AN: Maybe I'm not so non-obsessed with Shika in the Naruto world. Hehehe oh well, everyone lies every once in a while. lol Me and LunarRose had fun with Shika (no, not that kind of fun perverts! we gave him a makeover!) but being the ninja he is, he escaped our clutches. lol thanks for reading!
PS I really am a Shika fan girl if you haven't realized that yet XD