''Hey, am I the only one here hungry?'' Puck asked.
''Oh, I guess we missed out lunch, I'll go and get dinner ready,'' Rachel said and got up from the floor.
''I'll help,'' Finn said, and helped her up, then followed her to the kitchen, not seeing the others rolling their eyes.
''So, what are we going to cook?'' Finn asked.
''I don't know, any ideas?'' Rachel asked.
''I don't know much about vegan food, Rach,'' He confessed.
''What's your favourite food?'' Rachel asked.
''Well, bacon, but that's not very much vegan,'' he said.
''I have a recipe of tofu bacon, I've never tried it though…''
''Let's try it then,'' he said.
''Sure,''
After a few minutes they were frying the tofu bacon along with some potatoes and vegetables.
''Dinner!'' Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs.
''Sure, MOM!'' Puck screamed back as he and the others walked up the stairs. Rachel blushed.
''Are Rachel and Finn our parents?'' Brittany asked confused.
''Yeah they are,'' Puck said and sat down at the table.
''So, do you guys wanna stay for tomorrow night too, or do you wanna sleep at home before school on Monday?'' Rachel asked.
A bunch of '' I'll sleep at home,'' was heard in the room.
''I would love to stay,'' Finn said.
''Of course you would,'' Puck said rolling his eyes.
''And what would I say to Carole and dad when I come home tomorrow without you, ''Oh Finn is just staying with Rachel in her double bed, they're completely alone,'' Kurt said.
Finn and Rachel blushed as the others laughed.
''By the way, we got some really good nicknames for you two,'' Quinn said to them.
''What?!'' Finn and Rachel asked.
''Mom and Dad,'' Puck said.
''Hey, you two had a baby, we didn't'' Rachel said.
''Yeah, you are so innocence so it's fun,'' Puck said.
Rachel hmph-ed.
''Hey, mom!'' Santana screamed.
''Santana!'' Rachel yelled.
''We have something fore ya,'' she said and leaded Rachel in to the garden.
It was a chair under the tree, and Santana showed her to sit.
''This is a special number for you,'' Puck said. He, Artie and Sam got their guitars ready.
Puck: Ohh...
Who sits in a chair right under the tree?''
Everyone: "Rachel Berry!"
Puck: Singing and talking, annoying is she
Everybody: "Rachel Berry!"
Puck: She has a boyfriend who she always kiss
Everybody:"Rachel Berry"
Puck: And we know soon she'll not be a miss
Everybody: "Rachel Hudson" Rachel Hudson! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
Puck: READY
Everybody: Rachel Hudson
Rachel Hudson
Rachel Hudson
''SpongeBob, really dude?'' Finn asked as Rachel just stared.
''I don't wanna be rude, but that was worse than '' Sit down you're rocking the boat'','' Rachel said after a while.
''I'll have to agree,'' Kurt said.
''Me too,'' Artie, Mercedes and Tina said.
''What?'' Sam asked.
''The very first song by original New Direction, Artie, Tina, Mercedes, Kurt and I,'' Rachel explained.
''We sucked,'' Tina said.
''With a capital S,'' Mercedes said.
''And then Finn came and saved us all,'' Rachel said.
''Let's get inside, it's starting to get late,'' Mike said.
''Yeah, who's up for some truth or dare?''
