Geez,I update very slowly! Anyway here's the next Total Drama Races episode! Someone gets sent home tonight! Who will it be? Also sorry if your character didn't get any lines in the last chapter! I'll try to get everyone at least one line in this chapter.

Disclaimer:I OWN...nothing. Except Jackie.

"Last time on Total Drama Races,we meet the racers and prepared for the race. When the race started all hell broke loose! There were crashes,bashes,and explosions! Elizbeth had her car blown sky high and was soon out of the race! When the racers finally made it to the bridge to China,turns out it was out of order! Now they have to find another way to get across! Will they get to Hong Kong or will be stuck there the whole season? Find out tonight,here on Total. Drama. RACES! How was that Chris?"

"That was awesome Jackie! Great Job!"

*Theme song plays*

"UGH!" grunted Checkers "We need to figure out a way to get over to China!"

"Maybe if you stopped whining about it and started thinking,we might be able to FIGURE SOMETHING OUT!" shouted Ashley

"QUIT SHOUTING AT ME!" yelled Checkers getting in Ashley's face

"GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU LITTLE BI-"

"Time out!" said Dawn coming in between the two. "Fighting isn't gonna help! We just need to calm down and think of a plan."

The group of teens began to think until Dan piped up. "I have something that might help!"

"What would that be?" asked John

"Um...my car has a vine whip like the bulbasaur from pokemon!"

"Nerd." Eli coughed under his breath

Pika and a few others sinckered.

Dan shot Eli a mean glare and continued talking,"Anyway I can make a bridge to the other side but only one can go at a time."

"Then what the in hell are you waiting for!" yelled Katsuhkay "Make the damn bridge so we can get across and finsh this race!"

"Alright,alright! I'll make the bridge,but might I ask,would a fine young lady like to come with me?" He had his eyes on Nina who,like the other girls,was slightly disgusted.

"I thought not." said Dan disappointed. He walked over to his car and hit a red button that shot a vine. The vines began to twist around one another until it formed a skinny bridge.

"Did you know his car could do that?" Jackie asked Chris

"No. I thought you knew." said Chris

The teens cheered when the bridge was done. They quickly got back into thier cars and one by one each of them drove across the bridge. When they all made it across the bridge Nina quickly took the lead. Cody was a close second and Jaxon was in third. Phobos is still in fourth and Eli is now fifth.

The racers soon were racing through a village,in which they caused some major damage,too! Io had ran over a fruit stand to avoid getting hit by Johnny,was right behind Io. Katsuhkay was doing well after she past Eytron,who was now in 18th place,until she crashed into a chicken coop! Ashley was quickly gaining up speed when she was rear ended again! This time it was Pika who rear ended her.

"Why you little bastard!" screamed Ashley "When I get my hands on you,you're gonna wish you were never born!"

Pika stuck her tounge out at Ashley and began to gain speed. Ashley,who was clearly pissed,hit the gas as hard as she could and quickly caught up with Pika. She rear ended Pika's until the bumper of Pika's car was about to come off!

"AH!" yelped Pika "Stop that!" She quickly pulled to the side,not wanting her bumper to come off. She quickly got out of her car and put some duck tape on the bumper,enough to keep it in place for the rest of the race. She quickly hopped back into her and tried to catch back up to Ashley.

Out of destoryed village and into gravel road! Erika,who was in 14th place,tried hard to keep Kimmie from passing her. She had boxed her in a few times and watch her her every move. Kimmie was determined to get past Erika no matter what! Checkers' was trying her very besy to be frist.

"I WILL NOT be 6th PLACE!" she shouted as she rammed into Eli,causeing him to swirve.

"Oh so that's how you wanna play it,huh!" said Eli,clearly pissed.

Eli rammed Checkers back causing her to almost crash into a stone wall. Checkers', now pissed herself, tried to rammed Eli right off the road! The went at it,trying to knock the other off the road!

"So much destruction! So many explosions!" cheered Jackie with a crazy smile on her face

"Explosions?" asked Chris with an eyebrow raised "What explosions?"

Jackie continued to smile and said,"Your not the only one who knows how to set up some bombs,McLean!" She pulled out a remote and pressed a big red button. Soon the ground started to explode! But they weren't normal sized bombs,like Chris used. No,these were BIG bombs! And since the racers were caught off guard some almost got blown to smithereens!

A simple "Woah." escaped Chris' lips.

"Yeah,I'm that awesome." said Jackie,now smirking "Will the racers ever make it to Hong Kong alive or will they be blown sky high? Does Chris have a new found respect for me? Found out right after this commercial break!"

The racers were still dodging Jackie's bombs. They avoid the explosions,but now they had to avoid gaint crater's in the road!

"AAHH!" screamed Phobos "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! Can't those two be normal for once!"

"Oh,please!" said Jackie "A 19 year old girl with an IQ of 196 and 25 year old man who still sleeps with teddy bear be normal? Yeah right!"

Chris growled at Jackie. "Dudette! You said you'd never tell anyone about Mister Snugglepants."

Jackie tried to hold back her laughter. "Mister Snugglepants? Your teddy bear's name is Mister Snugglepants?" She couldn't hold in her laughter any longer and busted out laughing at Chris,who was embrassed and blushing a bit.

"Let's just get back to the race." Chris said flatly. Jackie was still laughing and snorting. "MISTER SNUGGLEPANTS! HAHAHA!"

Nina,who was still in frist,was halfway to the checkpoint when she saw Cody,and the other racers catching up to her!

"Oh non! Ils rattrapent! Je ne suis pas perdre cette course aux perdants![1]" grunted Nina as she hit the gas! Cody was determinted to past Nina no matter what! He also hit the gas pedal and began to speed up as well. The racers were almost to the finish line.

"Chris-sama!" said Jackie "We need to get to the finish line so we meet the winner!"

[At the CheckPoint]

Jackie,Chris,Chef,and Elizabeth were waiting at the finishline. Jackie was holding the checkered flag,while Chris was looking out at the road for the racers. Chef had a Elizabeth stand next to him. She had helped Chef Hatchet cook a "meal" for the racers. She was a complete mess! She had ink on her face, her clothes torn,a bruise on her left arm,and suction cup marks on the rest of her body.

"That was the worst thing I could have ever done." said Elizabeth rubbing her sore arms "How can you do do this everyday!"

"Did I tell you that you could talk,maggot!" Chef had yelled in Elizabeth's face

"No Master Chief Chef,sir!" yelped Emily shaking. She quickly ran and hid behind Jackie,who simply just rolled her eyes. But Jackie didn't blame Elizabeth. Chef Hatcht freaked her out,too.

Chris continued to look out at the road,waiting for the racers. Chris wasn't a patient person. He kept tapping his foot and asking,"When are they gonna get here?"

"If you ask that question one more time I'll shove this flag down your throat!" yelled Jackie in a threatening tone.

"Well excuse me for waiting!" spat Chris

"And complaining! You haven't stopped complaining since we got here!" Jackie spat back "Where are they? What's taking so long? Where's my latte?"

"You are so childish!" yelled Chris.

"Says the man who still sleeps with a teddy bear!" Jackie yelled back.

Elizabeth didn't want to be caught in between Chris and Jackie's argument,so she quietly walked away and looked out for the racers. She looked out in the distance and saw something over the horizon. It was a car. The racers were coming. Elizabeth smiled and tried to get the bickering hosts' attention.

"Guys,the racers are coming!" said Elizabeth pointing to coming cars. "Guys?"

"You little brat! If your dad wasn't my boss I would kick you off the show!" yelled Chris

"Uh,guys?"

"You wouldn't kick me off!" yelled Jackie "This show wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me!"

"GUYS!"

"WHAT!" yelled Jackie and Chris now looking at Elizabeth

"The racers are coming!"

Chris and Jackie quickly ended thier argument by blowing raspberries at each other. They ran to the sidelines and waited for the winner.

"And the winner is..." said Jackie with excitment in her voice.

A neon purple blur sped by causing the three to do a double take. It was neon purple Ferrari with sliver flames and blue headlights. The door opened and Nina stepped out with a smirk on her face.

"...NINA!"

"I won! I won!" cheered Nina jumping up and down. She joined the others and waited for the other racers.

Cody-2nd

Jaxon-3rd

Phobos-4th

Eli-5th

Checkers-6th

John-7th

Deimos-8th

Eyrton-9th

Io-10th

Johnny-11th

Ashley-12th

Pika-13th

Erika-14th

Kimmie-15th

Dawn-16th

Katsuhkay-17th

Dan-18th

Lance-19th

"Alright,now that everyone's here we can get on with our lives." said Chris. The racers were annoyed by Chris' comment.

"Anyway since the race is over we can checkout the inside of this sweet hangout!" said Jackie smiling. She and Chris lead the teens into a expensive looking living room. There was a flat screen TV, leather funiture, a dining area, and a computer. There was a door with a sign written in gold letters that said, "Winner's Quaters" was on the right side of the room. The racers looked in awe at the room.

"This place is awesome!" said Lance looking around

"Yeah,I know." said Jackie smiling sweetly "My daddy paid for it!"

"So this is where you'll be staying at until the next race." said Chris "The dining room is located on the left side of the room,and your guys room is located in the next hallway. Girls on the right, and boys on the left."

"Over to your right is the Winner's Quaters! It's the room for this week's winner! It comes with all the works, a really big flat screen, hot tub, and everything else you want!"

Nina had a wide smile on her face. Since she won the race, she would get the room.

"Cette chambre est à moi! Je l'ai gagné![2]" said Nina still smiling. The others looked confused, except Jackie and John.

"What did she say?" asked Ashley

"She said 'The room is mine! I won it!' " Jackie translated

Nina rocked on her heels and continued to smile. The others shot mean glares at Nina for gloating.

"Anyway, ya'll must be starving from that long ride here." said Chris "Head over to the dining hall to get your dinner!"

The racers walked over to dining hall. The dining hall had a few tables enough to fit three at a table. They sat down at the tables and waited for thier food. Chef appeared out of nowhere behind Elizabeth. He tapped the girl's shoulder and made the girl follow him. She started to cry as she walked into the kitchen with the big man.

"I wonder what happened to her?" Erika asked

"Well whatever happened it wasn't pretty." said Kimmie

A loud bang came from inside the kitchen and Elizabeth came out screaming while carrying two trays with 19 plates on it. She walked around to each table giving everyone thier "meal",a brown sludge that looked like it was moving. But when she got to Nina, Elizabeth set a plate of sushi in front of her. Everyone was enivous of Nina's treat,which she ate with pride.

Chris and Jackie walked in to see people trying to either, eat their food or fighting thier food.

"Enjoying your food?" said Chris sarcasticly

"You call this food!" yelled Katsuhkay stabbing her food with a fork.

"Anyway,tonight someone is going home!" said Jackie "Since Nina won the race she gets immunity."

Nina smiled when she heard this. The others where worried that one of them might go home tonight.

"So finish up eating and head to the living room!" said Chris. After that he and Jackie walked out,leaving the teens worried about the elimination.

Alright here is the next episode! Sorry to keep ya'll waitin'! Someone's gonna get eliminated tonight! Who's it gonna be? Anyway,hope you guys like this chapter!

Translations!

[1]-"Oh no! They're catching up! I won't lose to these losers!"

[2]-"The room is mine! I won it!"