I am SOOOOOOOOOO sorry for the late updateAnd now for episode 11.
This was one of the first I pitched and Easymac120 liked the idea.
Special thanks to Easymac120
I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy.
Taming of the Ed
Jenna and Nazz stand in Jenna's back yard looking atand admiring Jenna's mom's garden. "Wow Jen, you're mom really worked hard ever since she got here to make this as beautiful as it is." Says Nazz, looking at the garden. "I know, she wants' me to look after it while she's away." Says Jenna. "Man, and would it be bad for me if anything happened to it." She finishes. Then a strange vehicle comes through the fence and runs over the garden.
"What the heck was that?" cries Nazz, "Madre Di Dios!" Jenna yells at the sight of the garden in ruins. The vehicle rushes out of Jenna's yard and into the new cul-de-sac. "My mom's garden! She is gonna kill me!" cries Jenna. Then they hear a crash.
Out in the second cul-de-sac the vehicle has ran over Victor whom Rolf is walking. "Great Nano! Curse you thing on wheels! Rolf shall have blood for bloo- oh wait Victor's alive, never mind." The vehicle leaves the new cul-de-sac and goes into the old one.
"Okay hand me the flat head screwdriver." Says Kevin to Jonny, "You got it Kevin." Says Jonny as he hands him the screwdriver. "Thanks man. A few more tweaks and it's done." Says Kevin. Then the car comes rushing in and heads right at them. "Kevin! We gotta run!" cries Jonny, "What? Why..." Kevin then sees it coming at them so he quickly jumps out of the way as the small car runs over his bike.
"Who's in there?" yells Kevin, "Hi ya, Kev." Says Zoe. "Zoe?" asks Kevin, and then he sees Jimmy and Sarah in there as well. "What's going on?" asks Jonny. "We found this out in the junkyard." Says Sarah. "Pretty cool, huh?' says Zoe. "You bet!" says Jonny. Kevin glares at Jonny. "Well, can't talk, must drive. Goodbye!" says Zoe as she drives off, Jimmy screaming.
In Paul's room he's reading a dirty magazine, "Oh, baby this is sweet! Oh yeah…" then Zoe's car crashes right through his window! "Hi Paul." Says Zoe, "Help us! How did we even get up here?" cries Jimmy. "You're paying for that window." Says Paul. Then there's a cracking sound and the little car falls out of Paul's wall and on to the ground.
"What's going on here?" asks Double D seeing the car crash. "Hey, Double D. We were just driving around." Says Sarah. "Where did you get… wait! Isn't this our old Rocket Car?" asks Double D. "It might be." Mutters Sarah, "Let's go before the big kids get here!" says Zoe, taking Sarah and Jimmy with her. Double D sees Rolf; with Victor, Jenna, Nazz, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, and Paul surround him.
"Those kids wrecked my mom's garden!" "They totaled my bike!" "They defiled Victor!" "Look what they did to my window!" "Plank's freaking out!" "Calm Down!" yells Double D. "Now I know your all angry, but why talk to me about it?" he asks. "Well, you are the smartest one here." Says Nazz, "Plank says remember the time you changed Eddy and Ed? Why don't you just do that to Zoe?" asks Jonny. "No way! Remember what happened last time?" cries Nazz. "Well I guess it is worth a try." Says Double D, "But I don't know, last time Eddy and Ed were just playing a prank on us and I don't want to change how Zoe is." Says Double D.
"What's going on?" asks Eddy as he and Ed arrive. "Zoe had an accident, so the others want me to change her." Explains Double D, "What? No way! That's so wrong." Says Eddy. "Yeah, wait what did Zoe do?" asks Ed. The kids all hold up things, Kevin his bike, Jenna a flower, Rolf holds up Victor, and Paul points to his window. "Rough." Says Ed. "Okay, I'll give all three of you ten jawbreakers each if you can calm her down." Says Kevin.
"Right-o, well let's hunt Zoe down and change her." Says Eddy. "Zoe! Come here!" calls Ed, "Oh brother. Well I might as well do it, least Eddy himself tries." Mutters Double D as he runs to catch up with Ed and Eddy. "Eddy, how are we going to change Zoe?" asks Ed, "Beats me Big guy, I just want those Jawbreakers!" says Eddy. "I must concur with Ed, Eddy. How are we going to change Zoe's persona? When I tried on you two didn't work. Why, she might even like the bandages being torn off." Says Double D, "You got a point there, Double D." says Eddy.
"Hi guys." Says Kyle as he walks past them. "Kyle, have you seen Zoe?" asks Eddy, "Yeah, she, Sarah, and Jimmy went to the junkyard." "Thanks Kyle says Ed as the three run off to the junkyard. "Wonder what's going on." Mutters Kyle then he sees the damage in the second cul-de-sac. "Oh boy." Says Kyle, he turns and follows the Eds.
"What happened?" asks Kyle, "Zoe apparently found and rebuilt our old rocket car." Says Double D "And it went haywire and caused some property damage to the cul-de-sac." Explains Double D. "And now, Kev is giving us thirty jawbreakers if we can change her!" says Eddy. "You don't think I haven't tried? I've tried to calm her down! She has more energy than a cat on catnip." Says Kyle. "Not to mention a duck." Says Ed.
They enter the junkyard and see Jimmy, Zoe, and Sarah at the retro van. "Zoe, I think the others will get really mad at us for what we did." Says Jimmy. "They wouldn't dare, I'd slam 'em into puddles of skin." Says Sarah. "See, they won't hurt us, we got a raging psycho on our side." Says Zoe. "Zoe!" says Eddy. Zoe looks to Eddy, Ed, Double D, and Kyle approaching. "Hey guys, what ya up too?" asks Zoe, "Look kid, what were you thinking?" asks Eddy.
"It's all for the thrill, the rush, and the excitement!" says Zoe, "Wait, how do you even know what he's talking about?" asks Jimmy. "I just wrecked half the cul-de-sac. What do you think he's talking about?" says Zoe. "Zoe, do you have any idea of how mad the others are?" asks Double D, "Bottom line, they want us to change you." Says Eddy. "Change her?" asks Jimmy and Sarah, "Chang me, huh? Great! Let's do it!" says Zoe. "What?" says everyone. "Yeah, let's do it! I'm up for a challenge." She says. "What do you have in mind Double D." she asks. "I have a few ideas."
Later on at Double D's garage, Zoe has been put in a straight jacket, with eye locks to keep her from shutting her eyes. "This is an extreme form of treatment, where we show you violent films and it might break your mind." Says Double D. "Bring it on!" cheers Zoe. Double D starts up a projector.
2 Hours Later
Kyle, Ed, Eddy, Sarah, and Jimmy wait in Double D's living room, and then Double D comes out of the garage. "Well?" asks Sarah, "Is she cured?" asks Kyle, "Jawbreakers?' asks Eddy. "I'm afraid, no effect." Says Double D. Zoe comes out, energetic as always. "That was great! What's next? Shock treatment? Ink blots? Strip Searches? The Good Cop / Bad Cop?"
"Wait Double D, I got an idea. Remember what's buried out in your backyard?" says Ed, "Ed, that's actually brilliant." Says Eddy. "Oh no, not that!" says Double D, "We swore never to use it again!" "What are you talking about?' asks Kyle, "Is it dangerous? Oh please have it be deadly!" says Zoe. "It's the only way we can change her without giving her a lobotomy." Says Eddy, "That happened to me once!" says Ed. "What are you talking about?" yells Sarah.
"Well, now that Sarah has made our ears bleed, we were talking about the hypno wheel." Eddy explains. "That thing? Didn't the Kankers use it to…" "You're making it up!" yells Eddy at Jimmy. "Well, it is worth a shot." Says Kyle, "Yeah, bring it on! I always wanted to be brainwashed!" says Zoe. "Oh, very well." Sighs Double D.
Later as it's raining, Double D, Eddy, and Ed dig up the suitcase. "I think we're almost there, boys." Says Eddy. Then, they hit it. "We got it guys." Says Ed as he lifts it up to the lawn. "Okay, let's see; squirt-gun, fish, pitcher, remote control, here it is!" cheers Eddy as he takes out the hypno wheel. "This is the night…Zoe…changes!" cheers Eddy.
In Double D's house Zoe sits on a chair as the others sit on the couch. "Alright Zoe, listen the sound of my voice." Says Double D, he spins the wheel. "Zoe, when I snap my fingers, you will no longer be the thrill seeking, energetic, little girl who has caused several thousand dollars in property damage." Says Double D, as Zoe looks at him with blank eyes. "You will be calm, nice, and content with yourself. Do you understand?" "Yes." Double D snaps his fingers and Zoe looks around. "Hello there everybody, ain't a nice evening?" she says calmly.
"Zoe, do you feel to do anything really big and destructive?" asks Eddy, "No Eddy, I do not, thank you." "How about using fireworks to blow up the sewers?" asks Ed. "Never, oh what a joker you are Ed." Says Zoe. "It worked." Says Double D, "I don't believe it, she's not nutty any more." Says Jimmy. "Jawbreakers, here we come!" cheers Eddy. "Too bad, I really wanted to blow up the sewers." mutters Ed.
The next day, Kevin, Nazz, Paul, Jenna, Jonny, Plank, and Rolf gather in the cul-de-sac. "This better work." Mutters Kevin, "What do you think they did?" asks Nazz, "Plank says maybe they brainwashed her!" says Jonny, "Ah, you're nuts Jonny." Says Jenna. Then Kyle, Jimmy, and Sarah. "Well, what did they do?' asks Jenna, "You'll see in a few minutes." Says Sarah. Then Double D, Ed, and Eddy come out of Double D's house.
"Well?" says Paul, "Ladies, gentlemen, and children, may I present to you; non crazy Zoe!" says Eddy. Zoe walks out looking quite normal and not hyper at all. "It worked." Mutters Nazz, "Yeah? Well I want proof. I brought some fireworks left over from the fourth of July." Says Kevin hoisting the bag over his head and throwing them at Zoe's feet.
Zoe looks at the bag, "Why Kevin, what would I do with these? New years is quite a long ways away, and Independence Day is over." Says Zoe. "She's cured alright! Cray-Z would never pass up the opportunity for explosives." Says Paul. "Pay up, Kev." Says Eddy. "Fine, come on to my house." Says Kevin, leading Eddy and Ed to his house. Double D looks back at Zoe and follows the others, hoping this will not backfire.
"So Zoe, you have no desire to be destructive?" asks Jenna, "No." says Zoe, "They did it." Says Paul, "Now Rolf's animals can live without fear of she who causes madness." Cheers Rolf. "Now if you'll excuse me I must prepare for school tomorrow." Says Zoe leaving. The others leave never noticing that Kevin left the bag of fireworks.
Later at Eddy's house the Eds celebrate they're win. "Boys, congrats to a job well done." Says Eddy. Ed scarfs down the jawbreakers, but Double D just sits looking guilty. "What's with you Double D?" asks Eddy, "Eddy, I feel what we did was wrong. We have no right to change who Zoe is!" "Yeah, and what if your house was hit by her little joy ride the other day? I'd love to see ya explain that to you're parents." Double D slinks back, pondering this over as he puts the jawbreaker in his mouth.
That night in Jimmy's house, Jimmy has trouble sleeping, he yawns and goes downstairs to get some milk. When Jimmy gets to the first floor he stops in his tracks and sees some one in the house! Jimmy hides behind a clock and looks as the figure moves to the fridge. "Not again!" says Jimmy. Jimmy gets up to confront Ed. "Ed, wake up!" cries Jimmy, but to no avail.
Ed just keeps on eating Jimmy's food, non-stop. "I better get Double D." says Jimmy leaving his house. At Double D's house, Double D hears something hitting his window. He gets up and looks out to see Jimmy throwing rocks. "Jimmy, what are you doing?" Double D asks, "Ed's sleep walking again!" "What? I'll be right down."
Double D gets dressed and comes out of his house. "Ed's sleepwalking again? Where?" "He was in my house last time, I think he went to Nazz's house." "Let's get Eddy." Whispers Double D. They rush over to Eddy's house. "Eddy! Eddy!" says Double D taping on Eddy's back door. Eddy opens the door, "What do ya want?" asks Eddy, "It's Ed! He's sleepwalking again!" "Oh this, again. Wake me when it's sun up Double D." says Eddy, closing the door.
"What now?" asks Jimmy, "We're on our own." Says Double D. He looks down and sees a hammer on the porch. Double D picks it up and says, "Jimmy, go back to bed. I'll handle it."
Double D find Ed in Rolf's kitchen. "Sorry Ed, but this is for your own good!" Double D says as he hits Ed in the head with the hammer, but no effect. "Why did I expect that to work?" says Double D. Then Double D gets another idea and runs to Ed and Sarah's house. He comes out with one of Ed's socks. "This should do it!" says Double D.
Double D runs and sees Ed in his own Kitchen. "This nonsense must stop!" he says to himself. He goes to Ed and holds the sock in front of Ed, but no effect. "Oh come on! There must be something that can stop you!" Then he remembered Zoe. "Oh I'm going to regret this…" He ran up to his room and got the Hypno wheel. "Sorry Ed, but heck hath no furry like a hyperactive little girl!"
Later at Zoe's house Double D taps on her window. "Why good night Double D. What brings you here at this hour?" Asks Zoe, "Zoe, I'm afraid Ed's somnambulism has reared its ugly head again." "His zombie what?" "Somnambulism, more commonly known as sleepwalking. Ed's case involves him going around the cul-de-sac eating all the food, and now that there's a second cul-de-sac, there will be double the feeding!" "Well, can't you just politely tell Ed to not sleep walk." "It's not that easy, sleepwalkers have no control over what's going on, they won't even remember what they did, tracing any lingering memories to bad dreams." Double D explains.
"Well what can I do about it?" she asks, "Zoe, I must break your hypnotism for a brief while, I've tried, but I can't wake Ed! If we don't stop him he'll consume all the food in both cul-de-sacs or worse!" "Very well, unleash my inner beast!" she orders. Double D spins the wheel. "Zoe, listen to my voice, when I snap my fingers three times you will revert back to your normal, destructive self." Double snaps once, twice, three times. "It's show time." Says Zoe quietly. "Are you back Zoe?" asks Double D, "Why yes I am, and to prove it…" she grabs the hypno wheel and smashes it against her head! "Zoe!" "Hey, do you know what it's like being hyper, energetic, and destructive and then being locked away under some little shell because it annoys everybody else? Well do ya Sockhead?" she screams. "No." "Good, in that case, we gotta a food supply to save." She says proudly.
They find Ed in Eddy's kitchen, almost dome with the first cul-de-sac. "What do we do?" asks Double D, "Leave it to me." Says Zoe. She walks into Eddy's kitchen, "Alright Ed, you brought this upon yourself." She takes out one of the fireworks! "Where did you…?" "Not now Double D!"
She lights one and aims it at Ed. "Hasta la vista, baby." She says calmly as she throws it at Ed. "I've always wanted to say that at the right time." She says, then there's a shattering ka-boom!
Ed's clothes have been blown off and he is now wide awake. "What happened? Where am I?" He asks, confused. "You were sleepwalking again Ed, I had to bring the old Zoe back in order to stop you." "Okay Double D." Then Eddy comes in and looks around. "Oh fantastic Double D, you brought Zoe back and woke up Ed, and you destroyed my kitchen!" he yells. "I'm sorry Eddy, but I didn't want Ed's late night hunger to deprive everyone of their …" "Forget it, let's just turn Zoe back."
There is a short silence. "Don't tell me, Ed ate it after you woke up Zoe, right?" "Nope, destroyed it myself, that way you ain't ever turning me into some goody two shoes again!" she says. "And I'm keeping these." Says Double D as he grabs the bag of fireworks. "Aw, come on!" cries Zoe, "No! These will be kept in a secret place, where you won't find them." Says Double D, "Oh man Kev is gonna kill us." Moans Eddy, "Now Eddy, I'm sure he'll understand." Says Double D, "Can we still keep what's left of our jawbreakers?" asks Ed. "I hope so." Mutters Eddy, looking around his charred up kitchen. "My parents are gonna kill me."
Zoe walks out of Eddy's kitchen and says; "I'm back and I'm here to stay. Wicked."
And that's episode 11!
Next week: Another episode.