Winry and Ling watched as Alphonse got Edward ready for their fathers visit. It had been 4 days since Riza and Roy had their hopefully tempory split and Roy had wanted to talk to the boys. So now Alphonse was getting a very excited Edward ready to go. Edward squermed as Alphonse brushed his long golden hair. "Brother you must sit still or I wont be able to fix your hair." Alphonse scoulded.

"Just leave it down Al than you can have that little girl you always wanted." Ling joked causing Edward to scowl. "Maybe you should just cut it Ed." Their aunt Molly stated. "Its almost to your but for petes sake."

"Edward has always kept his hair long. Our birth mom always thought that it suited him and after all this time it kinda grew on him." Alphonse informed her stiffly after which she nodded understanding and went back to her chore at hand. Finally after much difficulty Alphonse was able to get Edwards hair neatly braided. Alphonse gave him a once over and fixed Edwards red shirt so it wasnt as wrinkly. "Alright come on now edward.. or we are going to be late." Alphonse said gently as he lead the younger brother along. He waved happily to his freinds.

"See you two later.. Dont forget that you two are suposed to hang out with me when i get back. " He ordered as bssily as a 4 year old can muster.

"oh yea no worries of that i mean who else would i hang out with?" ling asked serriously to which edward nodded. "Yea... you really need to get more friends Squinty." Edward agreed.

"Its so true I do." LIng said dramaticly as tears fell down his eyes and he crushed poor edward in a big hug. "You are my only true friend." He proclaimed as edward felt like his body was going to burst.

"You wont have any left if you. dont let go soon." Edward gasped as he tried to breathe.

Ling promtly let go of him and let edward drop to the ground. "thanks." Edward gasped out.

A while later Roy found himself giving an emergency annoncement to the mass. He secretly hated the fact that his time with his boys had been cut momentarily short for something so trevial ut what could he do.. he was the Fuher. So now here he stood on a platform in front of the crowd to ashure the mass that he would fix the houseing issues as soon as possible. His sons stood behind him and waited paitently as he did so.. well alphonse did. Edward was currently getting rather antsy. To be more acurte he was swaying arround holding his .. oh dear god no.. not now. "just hold it a moment longer Ed.." Roy thought pleadingly as he continued to give his message. However that was soon interupted by a tugging on his leg. He tried to ignore it the best he could but it was getting presistant. Soon he felt something climb on him and lean in over his head. It was Edward. His ears were tweaking nervously.

"Daddy.." He said timidly.

"Yes Edward." Roy griminced.

"I gots to go..." He started to say but stopped turning red in the face as his pants sudently became wet and so did his poor fathers face.

"Oh ... you did you didnt just piss on me did you?" Roy asked as calmly as possile as a murmer started to fill the crowd. "Sorry daddy.. sorry." Edward whimpered. Roy held the boy close to him dispite it all and leaned into the microphone to adress the crowd whom he was sure had heard the whole thing. "I would love to continue to talk about house taxes.. but as you can see I got more pressing matters to attend to." He said stifly and with that he turned and left still holding his crying son.

ROy had managed to calm his son down and get him dressed in some spare clothes that Alphonse had thankfully brought. "well i guess i must thank you edward." Roy said amused. Edward looked up confused. "Thwank me..Buts .. i peed on you.."Edward said confused.

"That you did edward.. that you did." Roy confirmed grimcing. "But on the bright side.. you also gave me an excuse to get away from the boring event." Roy siad brightly.

"So... I am not in trouble?" Edward asked hopefully.

"Naww.. just promise to use the bathroom before next time." Roy said grimcing. "Now come on lets go back to the house so i can take a showe." Roy said winking at his son. He had learned a long time ago to never get upset over little things like that.. after all this wasn't the first time ed had done this to him.. just never in public and he prayed it would never happen again.

...

sho Tucker was sitting in a cel stairing blankly at a waql in his he noticed someone comming he turned and saw that it was a strange older man with brown hair. "Mr tucker?" He said gruffly.

"yes?" sho asked curiousy.

"Its me i am here to break you out." Davis annoced with glee.

"How wonderful."Tucker sad as his eyes gleemed.

...

Riza found that she was no longer upset at Roy in fact she missed the fights they used to have. Four days is long enough Its time for me and Roy to e adults and just deal with these things" Riza mumled to herself as she got in her car. KNowing her husand she was sure he was about ready to take her back anyway.

...

"OHH Riza I cant take this anymore..thank god your back. You are back right?" ROy sai dhopefully to his wife who had only just appeared. Riza smiled inwardly pleased with Roys reaction but sniffed the air.."Why do you stink like the bathroom." She asked blankly.

"Um Edward had an acident and we only just got home a few minutes ago... but dont worry Alphonse is taking care of it." Roy stammered.

...

in the bathroom

"Oh Ed i cant belive you did that in front of everyone... I bet our whole country saw that."Aphonse said red faced with embaresement.

"I gots to go when i gots to go..I tried to tell daddy But i had an acidnet."Edward frowned agravtedly. "Ill make it up to him.. i know I will take aprt that boby trap i set up for him in his drawer full of toys." Edward said brightly.

"Booby Trap.. Drawer full of tays.. whaa?" ALhonse stamered only to be interupted by a scream. "WHAT...THE HELL! i GOT ROTTON SOUR CREAM ALL OVER MY FACE!" ROy shouted as Edward giggled.

"Never mind he already found it." Edward said gleefully.

Alhonse only shook his head.."I dont even want to know.. I just dont." Alphonse said honestly.