Part of the Christmas Fanfiction

Haven't updated in a while... sorry. Haven't been on my computer.

AxelLarxene luff... Gotta love it ;D

In this chapter: Bangs, Gunpoweder, and Almost-Rape XD

Yeah, I wanted to give all of you a tip :: I'm typing what comes to the top of my head, lol. Mwa. 'Scuse the randomness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I do own the word Rapies, though.

Day 12

BOOM!

I bolted up in my bed, looking around wildly.

BOOM!

This second one caused me to fall over onto the floor, flat on my face. "DAMN IT, AXEL!" Roxas shouted from the floor. "STOP MESSING WITH THE DAMN— mrfles..." He stopped, only because I threw a muffin at him.

(Yet another...) BOOM!

Axel, being a dumbass, was outside playing with --guess.

Gunpowder and flowers.

I shook my head, dropping the knives and putting a hand to my forehead. "Axel you idiot..."

Axel, oblivious to my presence, whirled around, slinging gunpowder and flower petals in all directions.

"Axel. What. The. Fu--"

"STOP LARXENE THAT'S A BAD WORD!"

And he clamped a hand over my mouth. Oh was HE in for it.

He attempted to kiss me while his hand was in the way. This proved difficult, plus, I wouldn't kiss his pale, soft lips--AHEM-- if it could save my life today... So, I naturally struggled. But he was taller than me. This wasn't helping much...

And Roxas walked by, munching on the muffin. As soon as he peered silently through the doorway – "RAPE!! AXEL, STOP TRYIN' TO RAPIES LARXIES!"

Was Roxas... HIGH?!

Who the hell uses the word 'Rapies!?"

And on another note... IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AXEL'S TRYING TO RAPE Mmm—

wait, yes it does.

I managed to scoot Axel's hand out of my way to shout, "PYRO, LET THE FU---"

"No more bad words, mommy!!"

What the HELL was wrong with Axel?

Then I saw.

On the table.

A fifteen pound bag filled with pixie sticks had...

...been completely emptied.

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A while later, after Roxas screamed and ran like a little girl, I managed to shock Axel into paralysis and have fun with it (heh...), then toss him into the pool, where he landed safely in the water...

Okay, I'm lying.

He actually panicked until his fire evaporated all of the water in the pool, and he hit the very bottom concrete.

"Oh-kay, note to self; make Roxas clean the pool later... I don't mind swimming in red water, much." I muttered, taking silent steps towards my room. "All this stuff made me tired. I'm ready to wring the Superior's neck for sending her to this cursed place; I should be at the Castle That Never Was, sleeping or something, rather than makin' Axel and Roxas bleed."

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Zexion, who'd just got out of one of his special smelly bath things, was just about to head down to the kitchens for a small snack when...

WHAM!

And he crumpled to the floor, twitching slightly. Marluxia proudly holding a 2x4. "Well I'll be damned... you were right, Vex. He does look like a girl."

Vexen smirked. "I told you. I'm too manly to do it, they'd recognize that stench that follows you" --Marluxia scoffed and muttered, 'Sakura'-- "and Larxene's the only woman the Organization has."

The Graceful Assassin's Blade smirked. "I wonder what Larxene'll say..."

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Day 13

"I am NOT doing it!" I shouted, nose in the air. I was not going to draw that!! Axel rolled his eyes.

"Look, sweetheart, either you draw it or your forfeit."

Oh, how I hated him right now. He just had to know I hated to lose.

"Oh-kay, one, do NOT call me sweetheart. Two, I can't draw it!"

Roxas merely sighed. This was the absolute last time he was playing pictionary with Axel and Larxene; it was like a long, hellish nightmare.

But soon, Roxas got into the sake, and was thoroughly passed out.

"Hey, Larx-eeeene..." Axel said in a voice that fully exagerated his smirk, and I prayed to the Nobody gods that he wasn't about to suggest this next game.

And he did.

"Let's play strip poker!"

Meh, I'm sick T.T I'll try and put an eeeextra long chapter... hopefully... soon...

I'm also making a more serious fanfic soon. Soon. Hopefully.

I'm not liking this fanfiction... For one, I have no idea why I used First Person point of view XDDDD For second, I have this annoying habit of posting uber short chapters .. I'm sorry, it probably annoys the crap out of all of you T.T But I'm really sickly, and my head gets to me a lot, and I just give up on staying awake. Soooooooorry.