i wuz in da locka room. i wuz so nervus. i hadnt ben arond 2 pratise bcuz i wuz ded.
i wuz lokin for ma bromstik. but i cudnt find it. den i turnd arund. it wuz... VADERMORT STEALING MI BROMSTIK!11111111
"haha" he sed "an gess wut. i killd evry bodi else on ur team! now ull nevr win!"
"wut" i sed
"thers no way ull beet us at bromstiks now" he sed "and then well kill u. hahaha" an then he flu off on ma bromstik.
"wut am i gonna do now" i sed
i wen on da feeld.
"waddiya doin turtle?! da championship is about 2 bigin!1" sed hary potta
"i cant" i sed. "vadermort stole mah bromstik"
"DAT THEFFIN BIGNOSE CRACKA" sed hary potter
"an he killd evry1 else on da teem1!" i sed
"WUT" sed hary " how r we gonna win now!?"
den we lookd ova.
"oh my god" we sed. da deth eattas had brot... DA KLU KLUX KLAN
dey didnt hav bromstiks. but dey had guns a flammin cross an a rope.
"hey look niggers!" sed 1. an dey all started to shot at us.
"deres way were gonna win now" sed hary potta.
den i got an idea.
"DRAGEN" i sed an a dragen apeerd.
i got on da dragens bak an me an hary went up into da air.
we only had me and hary an we had to play aginst da deatheaters hufflpuff grifendoor an sliterin ALL AT DA SAME TIME.
"GET DA NIGGERS" sed da klukluklan guy an dey all started to shot at us.
"how can dey still see us!1" sed hary pottr
it wuz bcuz da ski wuz wit an we wuz da only blak guys on da feild.
"it is bcuz da ski is wit an we is da only blak guys on da feeld" i sed.
vadermort lookd ova "dis is da worst ting eva!1 how cud mi plan not hav workd!"
den da dubledoor flu up an sed "let da game bgin. lets play fair" den da buza sounded.