BPOV
The last few days we had been very precautious. But nothing happened. Our cameras still worked and the guys were watching us every night. Tonight we decided to stay in and have a little fun.
"So Alice how was your day."
"Great but, I need to go to the bathroom and masturbate; you know I haven't gotten any from Jazz in a while."
Our plan is going to work perfect
"Oh, I totally understand I did it this morning. I was satisfied for hours." Rosalie said, biting her lip.
It was so hard not to laugh.
Alice got up and left I decided I was hungry and had a craving for Oreos. I walked to the kitchen. I grabbed a pack and took a bit. Something tasted off. It tasted like ass.
"Hey, Rose come and taste this." Maybe it was just my taste buds
She took a bit and her face scrunched up.
"They taste like Emmett's balls."
"Rose, the boys did something to our food. We have to throw it all out."
She nodded her head in agreement and started throwing things out.
"Let's go shopping." I said grabbing my keys.
JPOV (Jasper)
We were currently were watching the girls with a bag of popcorn. No pranks were pulled and I was thinking it was settling down. I was actually sick of this. Emmett was still purple and I was missing Alice every second. I then adjusted my eyes when I heard Alice.
""Great but, I need to go to the bathroom and masturbate; you know I haven't gotten any from Jazz in a while."
"Hey, Jazzy looks like you have competition with a toy." He was making fun of me until he head Rose's response.
"Oh, I totally understand I did it this morning. I was satisfied for hours." Rosalie said
"I defiantly didn't want to hear that." I muttered
"Well, I'm the only one here who could their girlfriend satisfied," he said with a smirk
Bella went to the kitchen and I was hoping she ate Oreo's. And she did.
"Oh, no, why did it have to be Bella?" Edward groaned
I was actually happy it was Bella instead of Bella, it was just too gross. We replaced the cream with preparation H (That is Hemeriod cream) (Hemeriods are butt pimples)
"Hey, Rose come taste this."
She took a bit and her face scrunched up.
"They taste like Emmett's balls."
I had to laugh at this even though it is so gross. Edward and I bust in to laughter, Emmett turned red. The girls started taking out all of their food and threw it out. They went to the store to replace it.
"I's going to study till they come back." Edward said
EPOV
An hour later the Girls came back and at least 20 bags of groceries.
I walked in and saw Bella she talking to both girls.
I'm going to James's, ok."
WTF! Who the hell is James there is no way I was letting her go. I at least had to spy and make sure nothing happens.
I got up and shot to the door
"Wait, well come with you. This is wrong well help you bet him."
There was no point in arguing because it was wasting time
"Fine"
"Okay I need you to listen, we are going to listen and see if we can hear anything and if we do were kicking open the door"
The nodded and we ran off we saw Bella making her way to apartments and we fallowed. She went inside and we put our ear to the door.
"Hey, James."
"You here for the full thing." Ha had a Chinese voice.
"You know it"
"Dude their going to do it" Emmett said
"Wait, before you do anything they could be talking about something else."
They stared at me like I was crazy and added
"I know it's unlikely but, try to stay positive"
"Fine, but one more thing I'm goanna break some bone." I whispered
"Ohh James, harder, harder," she moaned
"Wellobviously you're not the one satisfying your girlfriend either." They laughed
You've got to be kidding be I busted the door.
RPOV
I went to the bath gazing at my reflection. I looked at the calendar and started counting. I was late. I have never had an irregular period. Omg. I'm pregnant. I started at my stomach in every angle. I busted out of the door.
"ALICE." "Come here now!"
"What, what's wrong. Was it a prank?"
"No I'm late. And I have never been late."
"How could this be?"
I have no Idea, Emmett always uses a condom."
I sat down on the bed crying. I could not be a junior and pregnant. This was impossible.
I looked over and ran to get my keys I walked out and saw Emmett
"Hey Babe. Have you gained weight?"
"Ahh!" I stormed off getting in my car to go to the nearest drug store.
EMPOV
It was working we slipped birth control in Rose's food so her period will be late and then we were going to convince her she's getting curvier.
Edward was currently in that James room figuring it out and I decided to go to the girl's room. But, now Rose was gone I went to my room. I
Went to take a pea and suddenly felt it spray to my face. I looked down and saw Ceram wrap. Ugh. My face was full of pea and it actually didn't taste that bad I started licking my lips.
I went in the shower still purple, I might add and started checking the bottles to make sure. The coast was clear and I started to get squeaky clean.
EPOV
"Ohh James, harder, harder," she moaned
You've got to be kidding be I busted the door.
What the hell is going on?"
"Oh you want manicure too" he said in his accent
I saw Bella lying on the couch. With her feet in his lap. He was damn manicurist. I felt so horrible not trusting Bella.
"What are you doing here?"
"Well, I just heard you say harder and... I thought…"
'You thought I was cheating? You should no I would never do that. Get the Hell out!"
I left feeling terrible. I made my way to our dorm and sat on the couch.
"Hey Eddie how'd it go?"
"She wasn't doing anything he was a manicurist"
"Really, well the girls did a funny one on me today."
He described the pee in his face and laughed at the brilliant girls.
"And actually it didn't taste as bad as I thought." By then I was on the ground laughing.
When the commotion was over I made my way to the piano and played Bella's lullaby.
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