Gamer4 in. And now, I must say it. There are only two chapters left, one after this. So, this story is almost over. Thanks to everyone who's been supporting it. So, let's approach the end now.

Disclaimer: It was hard enough to say that this story is almost done.

Chapter 11

Smash Bros. Musical part 1

It was (at least it's the last time I have to say this) a normal day at the Smash Mansion. Mario and Luigi were walking down the hall again. "So, remind me why we're alive when Wolf shot us down with his blaster?" Luigi asked.

"Because we're Mario Mario and Luigi."

"Luigi Mario, right?"

"Yeah, whatever. Anyways, we both had an extra life. That's how we all survived the smart bomb."

"Oh, yeah."

"Hey, Luigi, you know what we should do?"

"What?"

"We should go bother Wolf."

"Right on!" Luigi said, apparently forgetting what happened last time.

They turned and saw Wolf walking down the hall. "I'm Wolf O'Donnell, leader of Star Wolf," he was saying.

"We know!" Mario shouted. "Let's bother him, Luigi!"

"Wait!" Wolf shouted as they ran towards him. They stopped.

"What's wrong, Wolf?" Luigi asked.

"You stupid plumbers always do this!" Wolf shouted. "You do it so much that I had a nightmare about-"

"Yeah, yeah, nobody cares," Mario said. "Anyways, it's fun."

"Not today, Mario," Wolf growled. "If you touch me, I'll, um, I'll..."

"You'll what?" Mario challenged.

"Yeah, what?" Luigi said.

"Shut up, Luigi, it only works when I say it," Mario said.

"Well, I'll.." Wolf stuttered. Then he seemed to think of something. "I'll be forced to inflict on you the most dreadful torture."

"Like what?" Mario said, still challenging.

"Like watching Sonic trying to be the main character of your games."

Mario looked at him in horror. "You wouldn't dare."

"Yes, I would and you know it."

"Come on, Luigi, let's get out of here!"

"Right on!"

As the two fled, Wolf continued down the hall, Crazy popped out of nowhere. "Olimar, how's it going?"

"First of all, I'm Wolf," Wolf said. "Second, I'm bitter and depressed, sir."

"Ah, Ganondorf, if I were you-" Wolf closed his eyes in exasperation, "I'd be completely miserable, but thank heavens I'm me!" He flew away, going at about a hundred miles an hour. Yoshi poked his head out of a door.

"Is he gone?" he asked.

"Yes," Wolf said. "How's it going, Yoshi?"

"I'm good," Yoshi said.

"Have you ever had a bad day?"

"Um, what?"

"Have you ever had a day where it feels like the forces of the Universe are converging into a horrible-"

As he continued ranting, Yoshi snuck away down the hall.

"-and see into your soul, see what makes you miserable, and ruin your entire life?" Wolf finished his ranting. Then, apparently oblivious to the fact that he was alone, he continued. "Do you know what they call you when every day of your life is like that?"

Once again, not noticing that he was alone, he answered himself: "They call you Wolf."

He suddenly started dancing to random music and started singing. "When you despise everyone, and everyone despises you, and none of this surprises you, then you are Wolf. And when the endless halls of the house of Super Smash Brothers fill you up with misery, then you are Wolf. Ohohohoh. But it's okay to feel like Wolf, to feel so sad, like Ganondorf." As he was singing, he didn't notice Mario and Luigi creeping up next to him. "Just relax, it's okay, at least you're in good company."(A/N: yeah, it's hard to make a song into a fanfic.) "Dreams-"

He was cut off when Mario and Luigi suddenly charged into him, and started hitting him. "Bother, bother, bother, bother!"

Wolf snapped. "That's it!" he shouted. "No more Mr. Nice Wolf! Bother, bother!" he shouted as he used his fire attack on them both. They both collapsed.

"What is all the hullabaloo?" Crazy asked, having flown back up.

"They bothered me, I bothered back, it was self-defense," Wolf said.

"Link! Fox!" Crazy shouted, going to Mario and Luigi. "What did you do, Wolf? You gave them booboos!"

"They were pushing my buttons, Crazy," Wolf said. "And they're Mario and Luigi."

"Kiss them and make them better!" Crazy said.

"What?" Wolf asked, looking at him in bewilderment.

"Go on," Crazy said.

Slowly, Wolf turned around and kissed Luigi on the hand. He stopped as he went to Mario.

"Come on, get Toon Link, too," Crazy said, shoving him forwards. Wolf, thinking Why me? leaned forward and kissed Mario on the hand too.

"Well, okay, they're all better now, shoo!" Crazy said, shoving Wolf away. He then turned to Mario and Luigi. "Come on now, boys! Up you get!"

Slowly, the two got up. "Where are we?" Luigi asked, straightening up.

"You just got a bonk on the noggin!" Crazy said. "And I have no idea where we are! So, what are you up to?"

"Oh, nothing much," Mario said. "Just, you know, practicing for brawls, and stuff."

"I'm failing epically!" Luigi said, like this was something to celebrate.

"Great!" Crazy said. "Great... Hey, isn't there another one that hangs out with you? Zel, um, Zippy?"

"You mean Zelda?" Luigi asked, taking pity on him.

"Yeah," Crazy said. "Where is Peach?"

"Here I am!" Peach said, popping up randomly.

"No, not you," Crazy said, shoving her away too. "I mean, um... Oh yeah, Zelda!"

"Here I am!" Zelda said, popping up.

"There we go," Crazy said. "Now that you're all here, we can begin."

"Begin what?" Zelda asked.

"I shall teach you all a powerful spell."

"I'll be the only one who gets it," Zelda said. "These two are plumbers."

"An incredible, random spell!"

"Like always, with you," Luigi said under his breath.

"Passed down, generation to generation in my family."

"Does it have something to do with being a hand?" Mario asked.

"An ancient magic with which one can change the world!"

"This better not be like with Wolf's class!" Zelda said.

"It's the spell we know as... love!" Crazy said.

"Love?" Luigi said.

"That's not Smash Bros.!" Zelda said.

"Lame!" Mario said.

"Hey!" Crazy said. "It's not my fault no one ever loved you!" Suddenly more random music started playing. Zelda, Luigi, and Crazy started dancing, but Mario sat there thinking, This is getting way too close to high school musical. Crazy suddenly started singing. "Without the spell of love, our world would fall apart!" Well, I guess we do call him Crazy for a reason. "You don't need magic, it's all in your heart!" After he just said it was a spell. "It makes the world keep turning, makes things turn out well, this is all because of the spell of love! With love, you can sing of the joy that it can bring! With love you can fly on a rainbow in the sky!" What the- "With love, you can dance, with no glove-"

He suddenly ducked down and came back up without his glove on. The other three jumped backwards. The music stopped. Crazy looked around at the three. "That's right, I, Crazy M. Hand, am gloveless. Of course, one of the smashers might have known all along. Deal with it, it's who I am, as you probably did know all along. I've been gloveless for as far back as I can remember. In fact, I think I was even designed gloveless." The three were looking at him weirdly. "Anyway, I just hope this doesn't change anything between us. I'm still the same insane hand you've always known, the only difference is, I'm completely gloveless, and I have been the whole time." He turned and left.

"Well," Mario said, looking at the other two. "That was... horrifying."

"Is it true that he's always been gloveless?" Zelda asked.

"Maybe," Luigi said. "I can tell you about one time."

Luigi was sitting in his room when Crazy ran in, not wearing his glove, and ran out again without saying or doing anything.

"Well," Mario said, "I'll just leave you two together." He walked away, leaving the two behind.

So, as usual, please R&R. Constructive criticism is always fine, just no flames, please. Gamer4 out.