KG: Wow, we haven't picked up the ball in forever.
Cloud: That would be your fault…idiot.
KG: Hey Cloud…you over Aerith yet?
Cloud: (Slumps)
KG: That's what I thought. Now time to take the ball and …SMACK IT!
Dear Fans of Fanfiction
'Hey Sasgay stop being emo!' 'Hey Sas-uke why you so emo?' 'Oh boohoo, for Sasuke can't crack a smile worth a damn' 'Oh woe is me, I have no friends, family or a life'
…You know what? Alright guys. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I should stop being such a stick in the mud. You're absolutely right that I should be smiling more. Yeah you're alright. I had no idea what I was thinking So I'll tell you guys what. I'll stop being what you define as 'emo.' I'll pick flowers, frolic in the Konoha forests and I'll make flower hats with Ino for all the little children in the world.
However you need to do something for me. See I would like you all…to have your parents, relatives, loved ones slaughtered before your very eyes by your closest sibling. I would also like you to be forced to watch a tape of that same incident over and over. Not once, but twice. I would like you all to see the blood of your parents on the floor while your sibling looks at you with ice-cold, deadly eyes. Then after that I want you all to smile. Be the absolute happiest you could be the very next day. Remember guys, no brooding or I can't keep my side of the bargain. We fuckin' cool? Good let's all do that then.
Oh what's that? You can't? I didn't fuckin think so…dickwads.
Signed Sasuke Uchiha
P.S. Oh and for good measure make sure you're physically assaulted by your sibling. It won't be good if you don't make it out of that situation with at least SOME injuries.
KG: I couldn't do it. Alright Sasuke, I'll cut you SOME slack, though I still think you're an emo-centric prick with little to no friends.