New Members Chapter 11: Singing in the kitchen, a naruto fanfic

Chapter 11: Singing in the Kitchen…

A/N: Woohoo!! Srry for not updating but I have to give a chance to read it first…anywayz you'll lurv this chapter!!

"And why do you have to have to go on this mission again?" Temari pouted, looking Hidan in his eye. He nodded and said.

"I don't wanna though, but you know Leader-sama over here, no disobeying." Hidan said, using air quotes. Temari nodded and laughed.

"Let's go, Hidan. Nice day, Temari-san." Kakuzu said, closing the door behind him. Temari nodded in his acknowledgment and watched them both leave.

She also watched Sasori, Zetsu, Konan, and Deidara leave (not before saying bye to Ino though)

She sighed heavily and plopped down on the couch next to Ino. Both girls looked at Kisame wrapping his Samehada Sharkskin blade. Itachi on the loveseat, was deeply engrossed in reading some random book he found lying around the base.

"….."

"This is deadly boring." Temari said, blowing her hair out of her eye. Ino nodded and said.

"At least with everyone here, there was always someone to play pranks on."

"Leader-sama said we should train with the two of you." Kisame said, he turned to Itachi and said.

"Itachi!"

No response.

"Itachi.." He said a little louder.

Still no response.

"ITACHI! If you don't goddamn answer me!!" Kisame swore. This got Itachi's attention and he finally looked up from his book.

"Good book, eh?" Ino joked. Itachi slightly nodded and looked over to the blue skinned man.

"What do you want, Kisame?"

"Remember, Leader-sama wanted us to train the girls and further their strength." Kisame said.

Itachi nodded before saying," Gosh…Can't read anymore around here."

Temari and Ino snickered lightly, following both men out of the kitchen and to a nearby field.

Temari blinked, recognizing the place as where Hidan had taken her. Itachi noticed it, and placed a slight smile on his face. But he turned back around to them and said.

"Alright…first we must increase your speed, Ino-san. Kisame, you test Temari-san's power." Itachi ordered.

"Sure…whatever floats your boat," Kisame smirked, evilly.

"And Kisame, don't frickin kill her. You're handicapped to only taijutsu. Temari can use whatever she feels to take you down." Itachi said before turning back to Ino.

A few hours later….

Temari peered out of a bush at the waiting Kisame. He now had bruises and cuts from the winds she unleashed on him. He still had that cocky smile of his.

'I will so wipe that smile off his face.' Temari thought. She bit her thumb and rubbed it across her fan.

"Kuchiyose No Jutsu: The Art of Summoning!" Temari yelled, launching herself out of the trees and waving her fan in Kisame's direction.

Kisame turned around to the awaiting blades of wind and just stood there as they danced in front of him. A newly cut appeared on his cheek and another ripped a cut into his shirt.

'Why isn't he dodging them anymore?' Temari thought, standing there, ready to produce more wind.

He smirked even more and charged upon her waiting figure. He brought his sword down only to have it blocked by her closed fan. She swung it, using it like a club, at his leg. If he hadn't have stepped back just in time, his leg would have been broken.

Unfortunately his sword was thrown a few feet when she swung her club-like fan. She smirked and swung it down above his head. His fast reflexes, kicked it away. Her fan flew across the clearing near Itachi and Ino, who were working on her speed and accuracy.

They looked up before going back to training.

Kisame smirked and almost caught Temari off-guard with a kick, Temari back flipped once before running at him and punching him in his face.

"Damn you got a mean left-hook." Kisame laughed, wiping at the blood that leaked from his lip. Temari smirked and ran around him, towards her fan. Since his sword was faster, he grabbed it smashed the ground with it, throwing her off balanced.

She stumbled and fell to her knees. She looked up to see him standing above her.

"You lose, Kunoichi…But you put up a heck of a fight." He laughed, gruffly.

Temari rolled her eyes playfully…a fight lose. A damage to her womanly pride.

"Not too bad, Temari-san." Itachi said with Ino by his side, playing the innocent bystanders watching the action.

"We'll end training today…" Itachi said, rubbing the back of his eye. Ino glanced up at him and said.

"It's not good to rub your eyes, it irritates them even more…Especially since you use your eyes a lot, Itachi-san." Ino ordered. Itachi looked down at her and stared into her eyes.

"…."

"Yea Itachi. Listen to the girl." Kisame joked.

"Shut up, Kisame…Let's go." Itachi said, turning his heel, leaving no time for discussion.

"Four, tres, two, uno"

[Kisame]

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it

The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Temari]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.

You could see me, you can't squeeze me.

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

I got reasons why I tease 'em.

Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Temari]

Fergalicious (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous.

And if you was suspicious,

All that crap is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock.

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Temari and slightly Ino]

So delicious (it's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Temari]

Fergalicious def-,

Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.

They always claim they know me,

Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),

I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,

And can't no other lady put it down like me.

[Temari]

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh, wee) (Kisame)

I put yo' boy on rock, rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Temari and Ino]

So delicious (it's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Temari]

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey get some patience.

Maybe then you'll get a taste.

I'll be tasty, tasty,

I'll be laced with lacey.

It's so tasty, tasty,

It'll make you crazy.

[Kisame]

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[ Temari]

All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.

And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

'Cause they say she...

[Temari]

Delicious (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that crap is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.

My body stay vicious,

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,

He's my witness (oooh, wee).

I put yo' boy on rock, rock,

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Ino]

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Kisame]

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

Itachi shook his head in amusement from the display of boredom. Deciding that they were bored and had nothing left to do, Ino came up with the idea of singing as she and Sakura used to when they were little.

"…..Wow…." A voice came from the doorway. All four glance to see Pein leaning against the door.

Temari and Ino blushed while Kisame got flustered.

"It's okay…keep going." Pein chuckled….wow laughing coming from stoic leader..

Ino turned to Kisame who opened his mouth….

"[Kisame]
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh baby)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh baby)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh baby)
Can't help it

[Ino]
First time, that I saw your eyes
Boy, you looked right through me, mmm mmmm
Played it cool, but I knew you knew
That cupid hit me, mmm mmm

[Ino]
You got me trippin' (oh), stumblin' (oh)
Flippin' (oh), fumblin' (so)
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
You got me slippin' (oh), tumblin' (oh)
Sinkin' (oh), crumblin' (so)
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
So in love with you

[Kisame]
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh baby)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh no)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (no how)
Can't help it

[Ino]
Can't breathe, when you touch my sleeve
Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmmm
Whoa now? Think I'm goin' down
Friends don't know what's with me
Mmm mmm

[Ino]
You got me trippin' (oh), stumblin'
(Oh), flippin'(Oh), fumblin' (so)
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
You got me slippin' (oh), tumblin' (oh)
Sinkin' (oh), crumblin' (so)
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
So in love with you

[Kisame]

Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh no)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh please)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh no)
Can't help it

[Ino]
You know this ain't the first time this has happened to me
This love sick thing
I like serious relationships and uh
A girl like me don't stay single for long
'Cuz everytime a boyfriend and I break-up
My world is crushed and I'm all alone,
The love bug crawls right back up and bites me
And I'm back

[Kisame]
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (in in love)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (oh god)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (I'm back in love)
Can't help it
Whooo hoo hoo
Can't help it
GirL can't help it (I'm back in love, yeah)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (I'm back in love, yeah baby)
Can't help it
Girl can't help it (I'm back in love, yeah)
Can't help it (I know you got me)

Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
You got me slippin' (oh), tumblin' (oh)
Sinkin' (oh), crumblin' (so)
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love)
So in love with you
So in love with you
So in love with you"

Ino opened her eyes after the last part and almost fell off the counter, if Kisame hadn't have caught her.

"What the fuck?" Hidan exclaimed, as him, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Konan looked from the door.

Ino blushed and then Temari blushed as well when he said.

"I saw you two, ponytails." Hidan smirked.

"It was good though." Kakuzu muttered before walking away to go count money.

"Yea, un." Deidara said, with a dreamy expression on his face, staring at Ino. She blushed, smiled, and looked away.

"It was funny." Pein said, from the couch, where no one really noticed him.

"WTF?" Sasori said.

"Leave it alone, Sasori." Pein said, before Sasori could make a smart comment. Sasori was like that.

That chapter was hilarious…I should have included a fluffy moment but I didn't want to yet….

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