Trixie got her ass handed to her, literally.
"I thought you were gonna 'pulverize us'?" Kurenai taunted with her hands on her hips, and a haughty smirk on her red lips.
Trixie lifted her face up from where it was eating dirt on the ground –again, literally- and glowered at the red eyes Jonin, who stood in front of her. Trixie's clothes were filled with mud and were tattered, her tanned skin was marred by yellow and purple bruises, and her blue hair resembled a rat's nest. She was in so much painpainpainpain that she could not even lift her hand to slap away Guy who was poking her back. Goodness, what was she thinking, taking on three Jonins all on her own? It was pure Madness on her part! Well, no one ever told her before that she should think first and act later-maybe Hermione did once- and now she was regretting ever saying yes to be a Ninja. If being a Ninja meant getting your ass kicked on a daily basis, then she'd have said a Big NO to the Hokage. But now she had said yes to the old man, and sadly, Trixie never goes back on her word –Damn Naruto and his nindo. The boy had rubbed off on her way too much.
"It was an unfair match! One against three! You guys are insane if you think I can take on three full-fledged Jonins on my own. Heck, I bet even the old Gramps here wouldn't be able to take on the three of you on your own, especially that Green Beast!" She hissed at Kurenai, aiming to insult anyone of them. However, it had the opposite effect.
"OH MY YOUTHFUL FLOWER ACKNOWLEDGES MY ABILITIES! I AM SO LUCKY!" Guy bawled out next to Trixie, wetting her hair as his stream of tears fell over her hair.
Kurenai and Asuma shared an amused look, while Trixie face palmed.
If it had been any one of them against her, she'd have won easily –or maybe she wouldn't, considering Guy was really a beast even in a spar. The speed at which he even walks is astounding. How the hell was she supposed to win against him? Anyways, the little spar had been quite interesting. Her occumulency Shield around her mind was a good enough defense against some of Kurenai's terrifying genjutsus, and her spells and hexes worked like a charm against Asuma's Ninjutsus. The fight had been going quite enjoyable, and that was till Guy wasn't in the fight. And when he entered the fight, it was like all hell broke loose. She could never see his attack coming up until she felt the pain of his hits, and by the time she realized he had hit her, he'd have hit her some other place on her body. Include Asuma's Ninjutsus and Kurenai's Genjutsus into it, and you get a battered Trixie. She was so tired and so much in pain that even lifting up her finger was a torture for her. Oh Merlin, she just knew the upcoming week is gonna be hell for her.
Asuma's chuckle brought her out of her musings and she stared at him warily as he lit up his cigarette and placed it between his lips. "That's it?" He asked as he stared at her with amusement in his eyes. "I thought you'll put more of a fight. I guess I was wrong." He muttered with a snort. "So much for 'the Devil child'."
She glared at him as he walked towards her and knelt down beside her. He lifted his hand up and-
SLAP!
Her mouth hung open, as she snapped her head towards Asuma whose hand rested on her ass. Merlin, He just did not-? He didn't-? He wouldn't dare to-? Did he-?
Did he just spank her?!
Kurenai stifled a giggle, and Guy's jaw dropped to the ground in horror. She could actually hear the Old man's chuckles in the background.
Asuma rolled his eyes and said "Don't be such a spoilsport and give us a good fight. Backing up from a fight, what are you? A coward?"
Cue a two minute silence.
She growled under her breath. That bastard is so gonna pay for it, she'll make sure of that
And why the hell is he not removing his hand from her ass?
With a twitch over her forehead, she clenched her fist –and there was so much painpainpainpain- and channeled a cloak of magic around it. Her hand glowed golden as she turned her body to the side and punched Asuma straight in the face, making him fly back as a CRUNCH! Sound was heard in the clearing, and his back hit the ground as dust rose up from his sudden fall. When the dust died down, everyone was surprised to find Asuma lying in a crater, with his nose bleeding and turned at an awkward angle.
Trixie stood up and ignored the pain in her body and snarled "You pervert! How dare you touch my ass, let alone spank me, and that too so publically?!" She turned to the side and glared at Kurenai and Guy, who flinched at her glare "You want a fight. You sure got one."
With that she crouched down and got ready for another fight, even though her body protested against it.
Needless to say, by the end of the day, she was admitted at the Konoha Hospital for broken ribs, deep wounds, third-degree burns, split lip, black eye, purple bruises, and a mild concussion. Though the doctor had patched up her broken ribs, wounds and third degree burns, he had applied a balm on her bruises, and had advised her to stay in the hospital for a week -as if she's gonna listen to that stupid doctor.
But that's okay though, Asuma, Kurenai and Guy weren't left unscathed. She managed to use Legillimancy on Kurenai and render her into a sobbing mess, hex Asuma such that he spoke 'dick' in every sentence he spoke, and broke Guy's arm. It was worth it.
Definitely worth it.
"Are you alright, Lady Theo?" Tenten said pityingly as she helped her idol sip water from a glass, and then helped her lean back against a pillow and placed down the glass on the table. Guy had made the three Gennin visit Trixie after they had completed their fair share of D ranks that day, and for that Tenten was glad. She was right in making Theo her role model- anyone who could break Guy Sensei's arm in a spar was a God in her opinion.
"I'm fine, although my right eye hurts." She winced as she pointed at her right eye, which had swollen up and turned an ugly black.
"OH MY YOUTHFUL FLOWER, FORGIVE ME FOR HITTING SUCH A PRETTY FLOWER OF YOUTH LIKE YOURSELF!" Guy yelled out.
"Oh GUY-SENSEI, YOU ARE SO YOUTHFUL!" Lee cried out.
"LEE!"
"GUY-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GUY-SENSEI!"
Trixie let her head fall down in her hands and she muttered "I hope their gay-ness don't rub off me." Tenten stifled her laughter at that comment.
Tenten patted her shoulder softly and said "I am sure you must've put up a really good fight against them, Lady Theo. I can't believe you managed to fight off three Jonins all alone. It's sad though that you didn't win in the end."
Neji snorted and said "That was what was supposed to happen. It wasn't surprising that she lost. Her fate was decided the moment she agreed to fight three full-fledged Jonin. It was her fate to be defeated by them."
He just had on rub salt on her wounds, didn't he? Trixie's eye twitched and she turned her head to Tenten and said in an overly sweet voice "Tenten, sweetie, would you please kick these three males out of my room?"
Tenten beamed as her idol asked her to do something, and her chest swelled with happiness as said happily "Of Course, Lady Theo."How could Tenten say no to her idol?
Of course, She did as she was told. She kicked the three members of her Team out of the door, literally.
Even though Trixie was scared of Tenten's 100% accuracy in throwing pointy weapons, she was really glad to have a minion like her.
"You look horrible." Sasuke said, making Trixie's eye twitch.
"No shit Sherlock." She said sarcastically as she sighed and glanced around the room. Naruto clung to her bedside desperately; worry shining in his eyes as he held her hands cautiously, as if it was made of frail glass. Her eyes softened at that, and she gave him a reassuring smile, which eased some of the tension on his shoulders. Hinata sat on the bench next to her bed, along with Chouji, who was munching on his chips. Shikamaru, Shino, Sasuke and Kiba stood around her bed forming a semi-circle, while Kiba's dog Akamaru was in her lap, whining as he licked her other hand.
"Not that I'm not glad that you guys are here to visit me," Trixie said as she scratched behind Akamaru's head, to which he purred, "but shouldn't you guys be in your Orientation Ceremony instead of being here with me?"
Kiba said as he scratched his head. "We were."
Shikamaru continued with a lazy sigh "But the troublesome guy here-" He pointed at Naruto "- ran into the classroom while screaming that some bastard hurt his nee-chan and that you're in the hospital, and he'd make sure to make the bastards' pay, and we really had no choice but to drag him to you here."
Shino adjusted his sunglasses and said "It wouldn't matter if we return now. Why? Because we'd have missed Iruka Sensei's speech by now as well as the Team placements. It'd be too late to go now."
"But still," Trixie argued "I think you should go back to your orientation, and attend whatever's left of it. It's not everyday that you guys become a Gennin. I'd feel really bad if you guys miss your important day because of me."
"B-But-" Hinata argued, but Trixie interrupted her-
"Hinata, I know you guys mean good. I am really happy that you guys visited me, but I wouldn't want you to miss your Team Placements. No one would take a Ninja seriously who isn't even present on his Orientation Ceremony. Besides how'd you guys know which teams you had been placed on if you guys are not there. I know you guys are worried about me, but I am fine now. I promise. And if you guys really want to visit me, then you can just do that after you've met with your Jonin Sensei."
They argued back and forth, but Trixie did not waver from her argument. In the end, the seven children plus the dog sighed in defeat at Trixie's stubbornness.
"At least tell us the names of the bastards who did this to you." Naruto asked her with a desperate look.
Trixie sighed exasperatedly and said "I told you guys, it was all my fault to begin with. I had agreed to the Shinobi Assessment Exam, and hence had to fight against Three Jonins for my Evaluation-"
But the look in Naruto's eyes made her pursue her lips in a thin line, as the look of desperation crossed his face.
She sighed in defeat and replied "Fine, have it your way then. The three Jonins who evaluated my skills were- Might Guy, Kurenai Yuuhi and Asuma Sarutobi."
She was oblivious to the look shared between the seven children, who vowed to avenge her.
"You're late!" Iruka snapped at the seven children who entered late into the classroom –a whole two hours late. He scowled at the seven children, who balatanly ignored him, and kept discussing something between them, and walked past him. His eye twitched as he slammed his hands down on the table, making the seven children –plus the dog- jump, startled.
The seven children shared a embarrassed look as they turned towards their Sensei and Naruto answered as he scratched his head sheepishly "Sorry Sensei, we were visiting Theo-nee chan in the hospital and lost track of time."
Iruka sighed exasperatedly and said "honestly Naruto, I expected you all to be here before the Orientation Ceremony, not when the Ceremony is about to end! What kind of Ninjas appear late on their Orientation Ceremony?"
"Obviously, the awesome kind." Kiba joked, and the seven of them snickered. The whole class laughed along with them.
Iruka's eye twitched. "SILENCE!" He shouted at the Class, who went silent. "get on your seats, the seven of you!"
The seven of them sat on the last benches, with Hinata, Shino and Kiba, Akamaru sitting on one; Shikamaru and Chouji sitting beside Ino –who made a face and scooted away from them; and Sasuke and Naruto sat next to Sakura –who squealed in delight and clung to Sasuke, who looked like his puppy died or something, while Naruto just scowled, wishing that he was in Sasuke's place, with his crush by his side.
"Since you guys missed your team placements, I will repeat them for you." Iruka said as he pulled out sheets of paper from his desk and read out their Team Placements.
Iruka announced "Squad Seven -Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno,-"
Naruto cheered. He gets to be in his crush's team! That's awesome! Wait till he tells Theo-nee chan about it!
Meanwhile, while Sakura slouched down in depression. How come she get to be in that idiot's team? "I am doomed." Sakura muttered and sighed sadly.
"-And Sasuke Uchiha." Iruka gave the two of them a weird look as he completed his statement.
This time, Sakura cheered, as her Sasuke got to be in her team, and Naruto hung his head down in depression. How come that bastard be in his team too?! That's so unfair!
Hinata sighed sadly. She really wanted to be in Naruto's team.
Iruka ignored the antics of his students –eh, ex-students- and announced "Next, Squad Eight. Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame!"
The three of them exchanged a look, and smiled. They were glad that they get to be in a team with people they knew and trusted.
Ino stared jealously at Sakura, who stuck her tongue out at Ino to taunt her. She slammed her fist down on the table and hissed "How did you get in his group?"
Shikamaru muttered "I don't get it. What do you see in a guy like that? He's not so special."
"You're so beyond clueless Shikamaru, don't you get it?" Ino sighed exasperatedly.
"No I don't get it, 'cause I'm not a girl." Shikamaru said with an eye roll.
Ino sighed and said "You're so full of yourself. Jealousy is a terrible thing. I'd hate to be on your squad."
Just then, Iruka announced -"Now Squad Ten, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji Ahimichi."
Shikamaru said with a smirk "Did you say something about hating to be on my squad?"
Choji ignored both of them and continued to eat his chips.
Naruto could not sit down quietly, and stood up, yelling "Iruka Sensei! Why does a great Ninja like me have to be in the same group with a slug like Sasuke?"
Iruka answered nonchalantly "Sasuke has the best scores of all the students. Naruto, you have the worst scores. To create a balanced group, we put the best students with the worst student."
Naruto scowled and looked away. Sasuke smirked at Naruto and said "Just make sure you don't get in my way, loser."
"What did you say, you bastard?!" Naruto snarled as he turned to sasuke, who ignored him.
Iruka cleared his throat to break out the argument between Naruto and Sasuke and said "After Lunch, you're going to meet your respective Jonin Sensei. Until then, Class dismissed."
Lunch went uneventful, with the seven Marauders sitting next to each other under the shade of a tree in the playground and discussing various plans on the strangers who dared to hurt their Theo-nee chan. Soon, after Lunch, they all went back to their class and sat with their respective teammates. One by one, Jonin Senseis came and took away their team.
A dark haired man with tanned skin entered the class along with a pretty black haired woman with red eyes. The dark haired man slid a cigarette into his mouth and scanned the class with his dark eyes, and it rested on a certain Ino-Shika-Cho group.
"Team Ten, Come with me." The man said, and turned around and walked out haughtily. Ino, Shikamaru and Chouji shared a look, and followed the man out.
The black haired woman smiled warmly at the gennins in front of her and said warmly "Team Eight? You're with me."
She waited as Hinata, Shino and Kiba –along with Akamaru- walked down the steps, and then smiled warmly at them. "Let's go." The red eyes woman said, followed by the three of them.
Soon the gennins disappeared one by one with their Jonnin Senseis, and in the end only Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were left in the room. Even Iruka had went away, saying he had to do some paperwork.
Naruto growled in anger. "He's late! How come our teacher's the only one that's late? It's really rude, Believe it! The other groups have already met their teachers and took off for some adventure or something and Iruka Sensei is gone too."
Naruto then scowled and looked away, and his eyes fell down on an eraser and his eyes practically glowed like a light bulb.
Sasuke gave him a strange look and asked warily "What are you planning, loser?"
Asuma stood before them, leaning against a tree as he smoked from his cigarette, and glanced down at Ino, who sat attentively in front of him, Chouji, who was munching on his chips –oblivious to his Sensei scrutinizing them- and Shikamaru who laid under the shade of a tree and was already snoring away. Asuma threw a pebble at Shikamaru, who let the pebble hit his head and woke up with a lazy sigh.
Asuma pulled out the cigarette from his lips and said "Start Introducing yourself. Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams for future."
"Why don't you start first, Sensei?" Ino asked curiously.
Asuma shrugged and said "Alright. I like smoking, spending time with my friends, going out at with friends at Sake night. I dislike ignorant and stuck up people, and those who harm my comrades. My hobbies, well, I like training I guess, and playing shogi, and eating BBQ. My dream for future is to keep my village safe. My name is Asuma, Asuma Sarutobi."
Asuma eyed the two boys in his team as they shared a look of alarm as soon as they heard his name. What's going on?
Kurenai had brought her students to a flowery field, and smiled when she realized that the three of them had relaxed quite a well. She gestured them to sit down on the lush grass, which they did. She sat down before them and said "hello, My name is Kurenai Yuuhi, what are your names?"
The three Gennins stared at her as if she had grown another head, to which she shifted a bit nervously. They glanced at each other, and then sighed in exasperation.
"Just our luck." She heard the Inuzuka boy -Kiba- muttered as he groaned, and his dog whined.
Huh? What was that? Kurenai thought with a frown.
"It's not gonna work, right Sasuke?" Sakura said sweetly to Sasuke, who in turn glanced at Naruto and smirked.
"It definitey will." Sasuke said with a smirk, making Sakura stare at him in surprise. Did he just side up with Naruto, the dead last? He turned to Sakura and raised his brows and said "He's gonna underestimate us, every grown up does." Or at least, that's what Theo-nee chan says. The trick is to make them fall for obvious traps.
Naruto grinned foxily as he heard footsteps. "Quiet!" He said as he scrambled next to his teammates, and waited impatiently for his Sensei to fall in his trap.
The door opened, and a Jonin with weird hair colour–is that white hair?- wearing a mask hiding his lower face up to his nose glanced in. His Konoha headband was covering his left eye, such that only the right eye ofhis face was visible. An eraser which had been adjusted over the door fell on his head with a white powder missing up with his weird hair, and fell down on the floor.
"Hm... How can I put this?" Their Jonin Sensei said as he rubbed the fabric of mask over his chin. "My first impression of this group- you're a bunch of idiots."
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto face palmed.
"Alright, why don't you introduce yourselves? One at a time." Their Jonin Sensei asked them as he leaned against the railing on the terrace of Academy.
Sakura, who sat next to Naruto and Ssauke on some steps, asked "Introduce ourselves? Well, what are we supposed to say?"
The Jonin said nonchalantly "Things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies, things like that."
Naruto asked eagerly "Why don't you tell us first? I mean before we talk, tell us about you so we can see how it's supposed to work?"
"Me?" the Jonin asked as he pointed to himself. "Well, I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate-" he paused as if contemplating something, but then answered "I don't feel like telling you that."
The three of them face palmed. They really got a weird Jonin as a Sensei.
"My dreams for the future- never really thought about it." By that time, Naruto and Ssauke weren't even listening. They were off in their own world, which Kakashi immediately noticed. But Sakura was paying attention to his every word, like the little nerd she was. "As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies." Kakashi finished off.
Sakura looked at her teacher incredulously and turned around to her teammates and said "That was totally useless. All he really told us was his name."
"That was the worst introduction I've ever heard." Sasuke deadpanned.
Naruto muttered "I totally agree with you."
Kakashi gave them an offended look and pointed to Naruto and said "Okay, your turn."
Naruto sat up straight and yelled out "Believe it! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I love Theo-nee chan and my fellow Marauder friends –though I don't like Sasuke, he's a jerk! I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka Sensei got me at the Ichiraku noodle shop. But I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage! Then the whole village will start respecting me and start treating me like somebody, somebody important!"
Sasuke's eye twitched as he bonked on Naruto's head and snapped "Idiot, do you even think about anything except Ramen?!"
"Hey!" Naruto cried out, offended.
Kakashi sighed and pointed to Sakura and said "Alright, next."
Nothing she said made sense as all she did was giggle and glanced not so sneakingly at Sasuke, making the three males to roll their eyes. Kakashi rolled his eyes skyward, as if asking heavens why was he stuck with this team –which he probably was.
"Okay, next one." Kakashi turned to Sasuke, who replied impassively-
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything."
Naruto face palmed and said sarcastically "Way to be descriptive, bastard."
Sasuke glared at him and continued "What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I am going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone."
Naruto scooted away from him and said weakly "Eh Sasuke, you don't mean me, right?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and said "As if I'd want to suffer Theo-nee's wrath. No thanks loser, I'm an Avenger, not suicidal."
Kakashi cleared his throat, gaining their attention, and said "Good. You're each unique and you have your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow."
"What kind of mission are we going to have?" Naruto perked up.
"It's a task that the four of us will do together." Kakashi said dramatically.
"What, what, what, what?" Naruto asked eagerly.
"A survival exercise." Kakashi answered with a slight pause. *enter drum rolls!*
"So, let me get this straight," Trixie asked as she shook her head and glanced at Shikamaru and Chouji who sat on the bench next to her hospital bed, "You got Asuma as your Jonin Sensei." Both the kids nodded. Then she turned her head to Hinata, Shino and Kiba who stood on the other side of the bed, "And you got Kurenai as your Jonin Sensei?" The three of them nodded.
"Well, This sure is a small world." Trixie muttered as she leaned back on her pillow. She looked up at Sasuke and Naruto who stood across her bed and asked them "Who did you get as your Jonin Sensei?"
"Some weird guy by the name of Kakashi Hatake." Sasuke said with a shrug.
"Yeah, he talked in a creepy way, and had weird hair color, and a weird hair style." Naruto babbled on.
Trixie scratched the back of her head as she pondered over the name. Why does it sound so familiar?
Anyways, she shrugged it off and said to both of them "And he didn't ask you to do his Jonin test today."
"Yeah, he asked us to meet him at Training Ground Seven tomorrow at five, and not eat anything before the Test." Naruto said as he rubbed his temple to remember what their Sensei had said.
"The man was late even today by three hours when he had to meet his students, what makes you believe he will come tomorrow on time?" Shikamaru pointed out with a yawn.
"G-Good p-point." Hinata said as she poked her fingers.
"And don't you two dare to go empty stomach. " Trixie threatened. "I don't care if you puke during the test. All I believe is I don't want you two on an empty stomach. If I heard that you two went to the Test without eating anything, I swear I'll track you two down and force feed you to eat slugs."
A shiver of terror ran down their spine. They didn't think she won't do it, because she definitely would.
They both nodded like the good, obedient kids they were, making her smile smugly. "Good boys." She said with a smirk, making the seven children face palm.
"so," Trixie turned around towards Shikamaru and Chouji and asked "What did Asuma made you do for the Jonin Test?"
Shikamaru sighed exasperatedly and said "It was such a drag. He gave us a card and asked us to solve the riddle on it, and when we do we will find the clue for the location of the other card. We had to find all the thirty cards in total and then find the clue in them which would then tell us the location where we can find him, and the time limit was only of an hour. It was so troublesome!"
Chouji nodded and munched on his chips and replied as he swallowed it down. "We barely passed it. Since we were only three, we asked some little children playing in a nearby playground to help us in our 'treasure hunt' in exchange for candies. Shikamaru solved most of the riddles. In the end, we did pass."
Shikamaru and Choji shared a smile as Trixie gave them a proud look and ruffled their hair fondly. Then she turned around towards Hinata, Shino and Kiba –and Akamaru- and asked "So, what did Kurenai made you do?"
"K-Kurenai S-Sensei asked us to f-find her as she d-d-disappeared."Hinata said as she poked her fingers and blushed a deep red as everyone's attention was on her –especially Naruto's.
Kiba scowled and continued "She kept us roaming around in circles with a Genjutsu and tricked us with her shadow clones." He groaned and said "Man, I hate those genjutsus. Because of them I kept running into people and things." Akamaru whined and nuzzled his head into Trixie's chest, and she patted his head.
"I hate her genjutsus too." Trixie said as she sympathized with Kiba, and then asked curiously "So, how did you find her then?"
Shino adjusted his glasses and replied "For the first few times we got caught up in her Genjutsu, but then my parasitic bugs found out a way to break the complicated ones. How? My parasitic bugs feeds on chakra, and Kurenai Sensei's various layers of Genjutsu had a small amount of her chakra in each of them. After a few times, they finally found it and broke of the Genjutsu. And then, with Kiba's strong smelling sense, my parasitic bugs, and Hinata's Byakugan, it wasn't long enough when we found out Kurenai Sensei hanging around with her purple haired friends in a Dango shop."
Trixie's heart swelled with pride as she beamed at the five of them. "I am so proud of you all. I'm so happy that you guys managed to pass the Jonin Tests." Then she looked at Naruto and Sasuke and smiled reassuringly and said "I'm sure you're gonna pass too. Stay focused, and have each other's back. I'm sure you will kick your weird teacher's ass."
"Thanks nee chan!" the seven children beamed at her.
"Yeah, once we pass the test, we need to pay back Kurenai and Asuma for what they did to Theo-nee chan. And prank that Guy- character too, Believe it!" Naruto growled out in anger.
Kiba waved his hand and said dismissively "Don't worry Naruto, we took care of it."
Trixie, Naruto and Sasuke shared a look. "What do you mean?" the three of them asked in unison.
Kiba, Shino, Chouji and Shikamaru smirked. Heck, even Hinata gave them a smug smile!
What the heck did they do?
The Third Hokage's eyebrows raised above his hairline as he pondered over the weird requests of his two Jonins, one of them was his own son.
"Correct me if I'm saying wrong," Hiruzen Sarutobi asked "Kurenai, Asuma, you want me to give you two different Gennin teams? May I ask the reason why?"
Both of them were silent.
"Does this have anything to do with your 'worse-for-wear' state?" He asked as he gestured towards their attires, which was singed at various places, covered with bird poop, torn at some other places, and were smelling really back. And what the hell is that slimy substance sticking all over the skin on every visible part of their body?
"Lord Hokage, I swear those kids are Devils incarnate. As soon as I announced that they had passed, they assaulted me with some strange ninjutsus, and I swear I even saw the Nara boy laughing maniacally. I can't handle those little devils." Asuma said as a shiver of terror ran down his spine.
Kurenai trembles as she said in a low voice "They used ridiculous Genjutsus on me –heck, one of the Genjutsus even had a Giant spider wearing a clown's dress and was trying to kiss me!" She shivered in terror at that unwanted image in her mind "And those Genjutsus were placed on me by that Hyuuga girl, I had pegged her to be a silent and shy type of girl. I never thought she could be such a sadist."
Both the Jonins stared at the Hokage with pleading eyes and said "Please Sir, we don't want those teams." Asuma said.
"Give them to some other Jonin Sensei, and free us from this torture." Kurenai begged him.
Trixie laughed till her sides ached and gasped when the need for oxygen was too much. She wiped the tears from laughter from her eyes and smiled brightly at her kids. Yes, they were her kids. They went on such a length to avenge her, and even pranked their Jonin Sensei's till they started bawling their eyes out like toddlers. No one had ever gone to such lengths for her. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she wiped them before they could fall down.
"Thank you so much." She said sincerely to the seven kids plus the god who had managed to worm into her heart.
"Don't thank us so soon, Theo-nee chan. That Guy character is still remaining though." Shikamaru pointed out.
"Leave him to us." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Yeah, at least let us prank someone too! No fair that you guys get to prank someone without us!" Naruto pouted, but the mischievous grin in his eyes was unmistakable.
The five children shared a look. "What are you gonna do?" Chouji asked as he munched on another chip.
"You'll see." Sasuke said smugly.
Naruto grinned foxily and said "Just wait for a very 'youthful' explosion tomorrow morning."
Guy yawned as he woke up the next morning and sat up and rubbed away the sleep from his eyes. He then stifled a yawn and glanced around the room, only to widen his eyes in horror. The walls of his room was painted orange, and excerpts of a very unyouthful adult novel –which must've been Icha Icha Paradise- were written in bold letters on the walls. He ran out of his room in his pjs, his face bright red- only to find that every wall in his house had gone through the same treatment. Feeling nauseus, he ran to the bathroom to puke out the contents of his stomach, only to find that the bathroom too had gone through the same unyouthful treatment.
Deciding to do something about it later, he ran towards his closet to get his clothes and take a shower, only to have his jaw drop down in horror.
Every single one of his beautiful, youthful Jumpsuits had been dyed….. pink!
Oh, the horror!
A scream rang around the whole Konoha early in the morning, waking up every single resident in the Leaf Village.
"OH MY BEAUTIFUL JUMPSUITS! WHO COULD DO SOMETHING SO UN-YOUTHFUL!"
A/n: Trixie is NOT a Mary-Sue. Mary-sues don't get their ass kicked, even if the odds are against us. Anyways, hope you like this chapter! And I really want to hear from you guys!
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