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Mood: I'm updating as fast as I can!
Time: Just look it up yourselves!
Location: ...Hm...judging from the scenery...I guess I'm in China.
Subject: "About what happened a few days ago."
Okay, I like, apologise for not updating.
I had more...ahem...more important matters to attend to.
And...I...think I'm in China...
I'm in a rather...troublesome situation right now.
So...I guess this is where I explain to you how I got into this.
Ahem...If you read and remembered my previous blog post.
A person suddenly asked me a...baffling question.
It was...um...
...Do I really have to tell you guys?
...I guess so.
Well, she asked me...
She asked me...
Argh-! I can't type it! I can't even think about it!
A-Anyway, I'll type it quick so I can tell it you guys!
Well...Well...She asked me if...if...
She asked me if I liked anyone-!
...
...
I kind of altered the question a bit...(*cough*itwasaboutstupidpairings*cough*)
Then...I kind of just stood there silently...
Until others...Or more precisely...fan girls...followed her and started shouting ludicrous pairings...
And that's when I ran away from them...
I can't believe they'd follow me up on the rooftops...
Fortunately, I was able to lose them.
But then, as I was strolling around town a few days after that incident...
I saw the same person...And...guess what?
It must be my unlucky day, since she brought more 'friends' along.
Are they secretly ninjas of Japan or something?
...Believe me, they are monsters of destruction.
You wouldn't want to encounter them.
...Unless you are one of them.
If you are...I'm staying away from you.
It's because of them that I'm in the old man's place.
I'm in a Chinese noodle shop right now.
I guess I'll reply to your comments right now.
While they don't know my location.
But...I can hear them yelling outside.
Anyway, off to your comments.
Comments:
From:Froggiecool
Good afternoon,
I would love to visit, but can't due to a lack of money, visa and passport.
Thank you. I am very disppointed by the lack of knowledge shown by some Americans (and, unfortunatly, some of my people), and so am trying to educate them.
On another note, if you were to die and leave a skeleton... Or just give me a skeleton, that works too... I can identify gender, ethnicity, age and cause of death! And have paperwork to prove it.
Less creepily, I am also trying to learn to identify languages by their phonetic patterns and internation. This is proving more problematic... I can tell Cantonese and Manderin apart if they are next to each other, but not isolated... And that's not even thinking about Europe. *sigh* Long term ambitions, no?
Britain is now over his hangover, but not in the mood to chat - France is visiting tomorrow. ;) (read this two ways - things are about to go downhill, or the writer is feeling lazy)
Canada is... Find the States (if you can't manage that, go speak to him [USA]. He can be an idiot, but he can always find himself). Alaska's the bit up in the top left. Next to that, seperating it from the rest of the USA is Canada!
However, I'm sure he's fairly used to this... Not even Sealand has trie to get recognised by him.
Anywhich,
Have a good evening,
Froggie!
Reply:
Ah...I see.
But I would be delighted if you would visit. I'll look forward to it.
You're welcome.
Hm...Impressive.
You must have came from a school with excellent reputation...either that or it's just your thirst for knowledge.
It's fine. Long term ambitions are good. Even I have them.
Ahh...Him, eh?
The 'bloody frog'.
I see...The...country north of America? That's him, right?
Uh-huh...I kinda forget him too...
You have a good evening as well.
From:Greece's kitty
Me: ...
Mytilini:ICELAND!WHAT DRESS SIZE ARE YOU!?
Iceland:LEAVE ME ALONE!
Mytilini: ill just guess, hk what tux size are you?
Reply:
...Oh shoot.
You're one of them, aren't you?
...
...
Not a chance.
From:Red-Tulips-Are-Awesome
Hong Kong, you tell them. I hate HongIce with a dying passion-
Wait...what...
YOU SERIOUSLY ARE GIVING NORWAY A VIDEO OF ME? WHAT?
How did you even get that? D:
Ugh...anyways...that's all. Bye.
-Iceland.
Reply:
No. I refuse.
You tell them. I'm currently hiding away from the...fan girls.
Yes...Yes, I am.
...Hehe...You really wanna know?
...
...
...
Shoot! They found me!
Gotta go! Bye!
From:Amelia Kirkland
Hey Old Chap!
I can't believe it took me this long to find out you have a blog!
Old man took away my laptop so I'm "using" Ice Cube's!_
(Iceland:give me back my laptop!)
Any ways i want to know if your still up to "Reheating" old man's house cause, i have your my partner in crime for this and if I'm going down your coming with me
Cheers,
London
P. you don't then I'll hunt you down with my guitar! :P
Reply:
Uh...hey!
Look, I'm kinda running away from crazed people right now, so I like, apologise if I can't give a proper reply.
"Reheating", huh?
Yeah, I still am. But not right now, I'm busy and he just went over his hangover so I don't want to bother him right now.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
I'm kind of running for my life right now, like, literally!
From:missnoodlechan
Hong Kong
* gives long hug*
I like hugs, still.
Don't fret over Crack!pairings, 'Kay!
Iggybrows are REALLY thick eyebrows that end up on the faces of unfortunate ex-British colonies. So how do you feel about yours?
Popsicle or Ice Cream, ANSWER NOW!
*signs 'I love you' in ASL*
ttyl
Reply:
Ah, thanks.
Thanks for that hug, I'm on a rooftop right now, so sorry in advance if my reply is not so good!
A-Ah...Sure.
But...it's kinda hard when insane people behind me are screaming it at me!
I'm kinda used to it, so I don't really care about it now! But I was kinda mad at him at the beginning though-!
...Um...I don't know!
Uh...bye!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
They're running fast! They're almost catching up!
Where did they get their agility?!
W-Well...I'm kind of preoccupied right now!
Question time!
Question of the day:
Like, can you help me right now?
I like, really need the help right now, folks!
Who knows martial arts there?!
I was able to lose them in a few days, but now, they came back!
I'm currently in...Chang'an Avenue!
Someone! Call China!
They will probably glomp the old man instead of me!
Well then, that ends this blog post!
Bye!
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