Edward Cullen: Confessions of a Love Sick Geek ~SoapyMayhem

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Also this Fic is rated M for a reason. If you don't want to hear about masturbation, crude language or explicit lemons. STOP


Chapter 11 ~* Triple Trouble Part 2 *~

** Edward Cullen **

I knew that I was going to have to grow a pair and set Tanya straight. I had just found out that she had apparently told everyone at school that she'd had me, and then dumped me for someone else. I wasn't worried that Bella would believe her, but I didn't want the unwanted attention that would undoubtedly go along with being that bitch's former conquest. I figured that I could threaten to tell everyone I'd puked on her if she didn't tell the truth, but who knew how well that would go. Who'd believe a nobody like me over Miss Popular?

I sat in World History and tried my best to pay attention to the course overview. It was fruitless; I saw a wadded up piece of paper curiously roll across my desk. I looked around to see who the culprit was and noticed Jessica and Lauren to my left looking at me strangely. Jessica was smiling shyly fluttering her eyelashes while Lauren was subtly preening herself while jutting out her chest. It just made her look like she had scoliosis or something. With furrowed brows, I ignored the two girls and turned my attention back to the wadded up paper and tried to straighten it out.

I immediately tensed when I read the crumpled note.

Edward,

Jessica and I heard what happened with Tanya. We are so sorry to hear that you guys broke up. We thought you looked a little sad today so we wanted to cheer you up. Meet us under the bleachers of the football field during lunch. We'll make you feel better.

Love,

Lauren

What the fuck?

I looked over at the two smirking girls with a scowl and shook my head in the negative. I wasn't certain, but I had a feeling that they intended to fool around with me, sexually. This was getting out of hand. I couldn't wait to tell Tanya off for causing this to happen. All I'd wanted was a nice quiet day at school, and a few quick kisses from Bella between classes. Fuck.

I was saved by the bell when it rang signifying that it was lunch time. I knew I'd at least get to see Bella at lunch.

I rushed out the door of my History Class not even bothering to wait for Rose and Angela. I just didn't want to give Lauren and Jessica the opportunity to ask me if I was going to meet them.

By the time I reached the cafeteria, I was panting and out of breath. I rounded the corner glancing around the room searching for my girl. My breath whooshed out of me when I saw a shiny crown of mahogany sitting near the window. I rushed to close the distance between us, needing to be with her. She had to have heard me approaching because she turned around seconds before I was close enough to touch her.

I was about to tell her I missed her when I saw her face. She was seething.

My chest ached painfully at the realization that she was upset. I quickly sat down and grasped her hands in mine. She squeezed my hand tightly.

"What's wrong, baby?" I murmured, concerned. She shook her head in response.

"Please Bella, tell me what happened," I pleaded. She bit her lip anxiously. She was torn.

"Tanya," she started. I scrunched my eyes in frustration. Something had happened with Tanya, because of me. I was supposed to be protecting her from that shit now.

"I heard Tanya this morning in our Spanish class talking about how she claimed your virginity," she said through clenched teeth.

"That goddamn bitch!" I shrieked and then remembered that I was at school. Bella placed her hand on mine to calm me. I felt terrible knowing she was the one who needed calming down and there I was making it worse.

"I got so fucking mad, Edward," she groaned.

"What happened, baby?" I murmured, and then gently caressed her shoulder, in an attempt to soothe her.

"As it turns out, I've had every class with Tanya so far today," she grimaced.

Holy shit! This was worse than I'd thought. I waited for her to continue, listening to her labored breathing. I knew she was trying to calm herself.

"I heard girls asking her all morning about some guy she'd apparently been fucking this summer. I kept catching bit and pieces, so I didn't know who they were talking about. I was about to leave second period to meet you when I heard Tanya say your name. I realized that she'd been talking about you. It was awful Edward," she seethed.

I sat with bated breath waiting for her to continue. I knew Bella. She wouldn't have been able to walk away from someone if they were talking shit about me.

"I was actually going to knock her teeth down her throat, but Mr. Banner heard me call her a 'fucking cunt', and interrupted before I got a chance to hit her. Thank God too. I can't get caught fighting. I'd totally get suspended or expelled," she explained.

"What happened with Banner?" I asked worriedly.

"Umm, well, I got detention today," she frowned. "That fucking sucks too because you can't give me a ride and come over while Charlie's out."

"I'll wait for you Bella," I soothed.

"No, really you don't need to. Alice is staying after for a Senior Girls Honors Society meeting. Mrs. Cope asked her to be the club leader this year. So she's going to take me home," she smiled, but it didn't touch her eyes.

"Well, can I see you after that?" I asked hopefully.

"Of course, but alas, you'll have to sleep in your own bed tonight," she spoke wistfully, and frowned. I groaned while my cock stood at attention in memory of our naked bodies intertwined and wrapped in Bella soft sheets. I scrunched my eyes shut wondering how long I'd have to wait to take care of my aching erection. She looked down at my tented pants and sighed in frustration as she had this morning. I then remembered the note in my pocket. I reached in to get it and handed it to her warily. I didn't want to keep anything from her. I was prepared for anger and shouting, or maybe a fist slam to the table. What I didn't expect was laughing. I jerked my head up to hers in surprise. Before I could even ask her why she thought my being propositioned was so hilarious, she stood up and grabbed my hand.

"Come on, were going to meet them," she said excitedly. My eyes bulged out of my head and I knew my mouth was likely gaping open like an idiot. I was stunned to silence and my mind was reeling all the way to the football field. I saw Lauren and Jessica leaning against the support beams sharing a cigarette. Lauren noticed me first and was beaming until she saw Bella trailing behind me. Realization passed over her face and she nudged Jessica to get her attention. They were both looking at Bella fearfully and until Lauren scowled at me.

"Hey ladies," Bella spoke in a saccharine tone.

"Uhh, hey Bella, Edward. What's up?" Lauren asked with a fake smile.

"We just came by to say that you won't be needed to make Edward feel better. In fact, he has nothing to feel bad about in the first place," she smiled and looked up to me silently encouraging me to explain.

"Uhh, umm, I," I sputtered awkwardly with my inability to speak. I looked at Bella desperately hoping she wouldn't make me tell them what happened.

Man the fuck up Cullen. Don't let your girlfriend fight all your battles.

"Tanya didn't dump me," I started, gauging the girl's reactions to my revelation. They looked at me dumbly as if I'd just asked them the meaning of the universe.

I continued, "The party the other night was the first time I've seen her all summer. She followed me to the kitchen and started coming on to me. I told her to stop but she attacked me."

They both stared at me in disbelief, probably debating whether to believe me over their friend. Bella squeezed my hand reassuringly and I'd almost forgotten she was holding it. I used my free hand to run my fingers through my hair anxiously. She was silently encouraging me to tell them the rest of the story. I groaned loudly and scrunched my eyes shut. I decided to blurt it out and get it over with.

"I was so grossed out by her kissing me that I threw up on her," I almost whispered the last part.

"Fuck, are you serious?" Lauren spat incredulously. I nodded in response, while Bella rubbed soothing circles on my arm.

"I think it was mostly anxiety. I didn't want her to kiss me. I hate her, and the way all of you treat me and my friends. Why would I want to fuck around with someone who treats me and my friends like shit?" I asked growing a bit angry. Jessica looked at her feet shamefully while Lauren appeared indifferent.

"You know she's been telling everyone she threw up because Rosalie Hale's food was spoiled," Lauren said suddenly laughing. We all began to chuckle in realization of Tanya's dimwitted attempt to cover her ass, since no one else had gotten sick.

"We wondered how she managed to puke on her own tits," Jessica spoke up sputtering with laughter. By that time we were doubled over from the hilarity of the situation, and thankfully it wasn't directed toward me.

Bella was the first to gain composure, after wiping the laughter tears from her cheeks, a look of determination masked over her previous look of amusement.

"Edward and I just came up here to set the story straight. He won't be in need of any favors from either of you. Frankly, it would be most appreciated if the two of you would leave us alone. I'd like some privacy to blow my boyfriend before it's time to go to class," she smirked impishly, while I felt my feet nearly give out from under me.

Holy fuck, she just admitted that she wanted to suck my cock!

Both girls stared at Bella in shock, of her sudden admission. Lauren's shocked expression changed to one of respect, and she smiled mischievously at Bella.

"You're alright, Swan," she smirked, and stomped out the shared cigarette. Lauren winked at me and then grabbed Jessica's hand and walked away leaving Bella, me and my painfully hard cock alone under the bleachers.

"Edward, you were amazing, telling them how you really felt. I'm so proud of you," she smiled, but the sweetness didn't mask the lust I saw in her hooded eyes. I really wanted her to blow me like she said she would, but I wasn't going to leave her unsatisfied.

When I was sure we were alone I grasped her body tightly and pressed her against one of the support beams. She started to reach for my belt but I stopped her grabbing her hands. I raised them above her head and secured them to the wall, effectively trapping her. A soft whimper escaped her lips. Before it could turn into a moan, I crashed my lips to hers and pressed against her heated center seeking friction for my throbbing cock. After a moment of grinding, I reached for the button on her jeans. I somehow managed to unbutton and unzip them one handed. I reached into her jeans and found her hot, wet, and ready. I couldn't help but groan in reaction to her body's response to me.

I found her clit easily and began to rub in tight circles from the restriction of her jeans. She moaned into my mouth and I knew she was close. Suddenly she shattered cumming hard on my hand.

"Edward," she mewed against my lips. When I realized I was still holding her arms above her head I slowly released them. She had turned to jelly in my arms, and I smirked proudly for making her feel this way. Not really having anywhere to wipe it, I sucked her arousal off my fingertips when she wasn't looking. After another minute, she whispered in my ear.

"Your turn," she smiled, her eyes sparkling. I probably should have told her she didn't have to, but the truth was if I didn't cum soon I was going to have to rub one out in the bathroom. She pushed me back slightly and turned me to where I was leaning against the same pillar I'd pressed her against.

In seconds she'd dropped to her knees in front of me and was at the button of my jeans. She looked up at me from under her lashes and I nearly came at the sight of her stunning face. I felt her warm hand snake into the fly of my Spiderman boxers and grasp my weeping cock. The heat of her hand caused a groan to escape my lips.

"Fuck, Bella, you feel so fucking amazing," I cried out. My cry spurred her on and before I could take another breath, my cock was hitting the back of her throat and her tongue was swirling at the underside of my shaft. Her hand and mouth started pumping simultaneously and I after only five or six pumps I was close. I felt her free hand cupping my balls suddenly and the sensation pushed me over the edge. I cried out her name and a string of profanities, while my release pulsed into her eager mouth.

She released me from her lips with a pop and then licked them lasciviously. I pulled her up from her knees and helped her dust the granules of dirt from her jeans. When she was done, I pulled her into my embrace, and kissed her, not caring that I tasted myself on her lips.

Suddenly the bell rang signaling that it was time to go to fifth period. Fuck!

"Bella, let me walk you to class, please," I offered and then grinned when she nodded in response.

"What class do you have?" I asked resigned, figuring that we just weren't going to get to be together during school much.

"Biology… with Banner. I just know he's gonna give me hard time, since he was the one who caught me this morning." She groaned irritably.

"Bella, I have Biology too!" I practically shrieked like a little girl in excitement that we would have a class together.

~*!*~

Bella and I made it to class right as the tardy bell rang and luckily were able to get the last empty lab desk together as everyone else had paired up. I glanced around the room to see who our classmates were.

This was the first class I shared with either Mike or Tyler, and they were both here. They were sharing desks with Jessica and Tanya. Thankfully since they were busy chatting, none of them noticed Bella or I.

One of the few things that had spared me constant torment in high school was the fact that I was always in honors classes and Mike and Tyler were functioning illiterates. Unfortunately honors biology had filled up before I could be added and since Bella registered late she undoubtedly was here under the same circumstances.

I felt Bella's hand grasp mine under the table and all my thoughts of torment and bullies were wiped away. Time seemed to fly by in class even with the energy sparking between us.

When it was time for us to part, she told me she had to go to home economics class. I had art, and then we'd have a free study together. I was thrilled that at least we'd have these two classes together.

I told Bella to go ahead of me while I gathered my books. Walking toward the door, I couldn't contain the smile that had taken over my face. Aside from Bella's detention, I had a feeling everything was gonna be just fine.

My giddy lightness prevented me from seeing the obstruction blocking the door of the classroom and I nearly tripped when my foot caught it. I stumbled a bit before righting myself. All the yoga I'd done over the summer had greatly improved my balance.

I turned around to see what I'd almost tripped on when I noticed Tyler next to the door smirking at Mike. I almost turned to walk away before they could try to mess with me again, but I felt the resolve build in me. I was going to put a stop to this right then and there.

I clenched my fists, took a few deep breaths and puffed up my chest a bit in an attempt at taking a defensive stance. They were both smirking at me until I began to approach them with fury in my eyes. I tried to channel Bella's fierceness so that I'd be taken seriously. The closer I got the more confident I became. I never once realized how much taller I was than the pair of them. My height was at least two inches taller than Tyler who was an about an inch taller than Mike. There was no question that I also had a lot more muscle weight as well.

They both blanched and looked at each other confused for a moment, while I cocked my brow waiting for an explanation, an apology or maybe even an invitation to fight.

"Uhh, sorry dude, we thought you were someone else," Mike spoke as the blood drained from his face. I had to fight myself from smiling smugly at his cowardly attempt at avoiding confrontation.

"Who the hell did you think I was, Mike?" I asked from clenched teeth a mere four inches from Mike's fearful face.

"Uhh, Yorkie?" he said as if he were asking me the answer. I shook my head in disgust.

"Don't fucking mess with me," I seethed, "and leave Eric alone too!" I didn't give them a chance to respond before turning on my heels to walk to art class. I burst out laughing no more than twenty feet from where they still stood frozen.

I finally made it to art class just as the bell was ringing, and took a seat in the back. As Mrs. Marcus was about to begin class the door flew open and young kid who barely looked thirteen barreled into the classroom.

He had a dark complexion and cropped jet black hair. He rushed across the room to the last remaining desk next to me. He was from the Rez, that much was obvious.

Why was he here in a public school?

"Excuse me," Mrs. Marcus called out to the boy. He looked up at her anxiously, and fear was etched across his face.

"What's your name?" she asked in mild irritation at his tardiness.

"Ss – Seth Cc-Clearw- water," he stuttered, while staring at his desk. She looked at him with obvious pity and sighed.

"Let's try to be on time students. I expect you all to complete a piece every day in class and you will need all the time we are provided to do so."

I glanced over at Seth who was still clutching his bag tightly, in hand. I knew all too well what he must have been going through. Needing to hear about the assignment I turned my attention back to Mrs. Marcus.

I was disappointed to learn that all that was expected of us that day was to sketch a bowl of plastic fruit she'd placed out on a pedestal. I supposed I shouldn't have expected her to ask us to create a short comic or sketch of our favorite superhero.

By the time class was over, Seth had packed up his bag and was sitting anxiously waiting to leave the classroom.

"Okay kids, tomorrow, I want you all to bring in at least three completed pieces of art - whatever you want. I just want to get an idea of your talents and interests. This will help me in planning out your assignments this semester," she advised as the bell was ringing.

I rushed out of class excited to see Bella and practically sprinted to meet her in the library for our free period. She was sitting at an empty table. I approached her quietly from behind and leaned down to whisper in her ear.

"You've been a naughty girl," I said in a quiet husky tone. I expected her to shiver or tense, but she spewed some kind of soda onto her books, and began to choke.

"Shhh," the librarian chastised. My face reddened and I took a seat next to Bella hoping to calm her down. I rubbed her back soothingly.

"I'm sorry," I mouthed regretfully, when I had her attention. She swatted at me playfully letting me know she wasn't upset and proceeded to wipe up the droplets of what was apparently Dr. Pepper.

We sat in silence for the duration of class writing little notes back and forth, and stealing meaningful glances. I couldn't get enough of her. I reached for her thigh without a second thought and began to rub it lovingly. She sighed and laid her head on my shoulder. I was utterly content.

The final period ended all too quickly and it was time for Bella to go to detention. I hated that. She was only in trouble because she was caught trying to defend my virtue. Had I not been so cocky at the party, this never would have happened. I knew I needed to prove to Bella that I could handle that kind of stuff myself, so her first reaction wouldn't be one of self-sacrifice. I needed to keep sticking up for myself like I had with Tyler and Mike.

Bella kissed me goodbye at my car and promised to call me when she got home. I groaned as I watched her walk away.

The drive home was lonely and I knew I'd be restless waiting for Bella. Detention was only an hour, but I would still have to find something to do during that time.

I went off for a jog since I'd skipped it this morning. I ran at least three miles and could feel my muscles burning in protest. When I was almost home, my phone was buzzing against my skin from the pocket of my jogging shorts. Bella.

Alice and I just left school. I'll call you soon XOXO – B

I was thankful that my jogging had been a good distraction from missing Bella. I felt so damn needy though. I couldn't stand to be away from her. I figured it was just because I'd missed her all summer, but I knew it was more due to the fact that we were screwing around. Not to mention the fact that our new non-friend activities were totally fucking hot.

The house was quiet when I got there. I noticed a note on the fridge from my mom.

Sweetheart, I have to drive to Seattle to pick up some samples. Your father is working late. This trip was unexpected, so I wasn't able to make any dinner. I left you $20.00 on the counter to order a pizza or something. I'll be home around eight. I love you.

Fuck. Mom and Dad were gone and the perfect opportunity to be alone with Bella missed. I thought maybe I could go pick her up and still have a few hours together. I grabbed my phone and typed out a quick text to Bella.

Hey Baby, my Mom and Dad are out for the night. Let me grab a shower and then I'll come by and pick you up. If you want- E

Sound's good. I'll let you know when I'm ready – B

Fuck yes! I totally didn't expect to get anymore alone time with Bella so soon after our little incident last night. I wasn't going to waste it.

I was up the stairs and peeling off my clothes in a flash. My erection was already painfully throbbing as I stepped under the warm spray. I grabbed some shampoo and lathered it up on my hand and proceeded to stroke myself.

These days my spank-bank was a wealth of naughty images of Bella stroking and sucking my cock, tasting her delicious pussy and all the little noises that escaped her lips when I pleasured her. I had enough hot material to last me a lifetime, and we hadn't even made love yet.

The heat of the shower was surrounding me, caressing my aching muscles while I continued to bring myself to release. I was getting closer and closer when I felt a bit of cool air from behind me. Before I could turn around the chill on my back was suddenly replaced with the warmth of a pair of naked breasts pressed against me. I continued stroking as my cock grew painfully harder, until a tiny hand replaced my own.


A/N Who was in the shower with Edward?

Review if you want to find out!

Triple Trouble will continue with Part Three from BPOV!


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