Zach was lying in his bed, flipping a coin. It made a clinking noise everytime he flipped it. It was two a clock on the night. The last day of lying in bed. Medic had told him that he could remove the sleeping ability of the drug and inject it into Zach every night. Engineer had also made a syringe for Zach that had unlimited regeneration of the drug. Which he had around his neck, like a necklace. He grabbed the coin when i landed in his palm and put it in his pocket. The door slammed open and in barged the whole team.

''Whoa,whoa what's going on here?'' Zach rose up from his bed as Heavy put Medic's desk infront of the door to barricade it.

''Tiny men with cameras has found you!'' Heavy shouted as knocking could be heard on the door.

''Is Zacharias Sterner in there?'' A voice said outside the door

Zach's eyes twitched, there could be no way they could have found him here. He took deep breaths.

''How the hell did they find me?!'' He exclaimed

''I don't know!'' Scout replied rather quickly

A helicopter was flying outside the base.

''Let us in this instant!'' Another one said.

There was probably tons of them invading the base, taking pictures of things.

The knocking became more violent.

''Show us your claws and fangs!'' The majority of them said.

Zach pinched the bridge of his nose, thinking of a way out of this. His eyes sprang up as an explosion could be heard outside, and the door opened. Camera flashes could be heard and Zach almost went blind from all the cameras taking pictures of him.

''What is this place?''

''Mr. Sterner, can you explain your sudden dissapearance?''

''Well boys, smile'' He growled ''We're gonna be on the front page tomorrow''

The next day...

''ZACHARIAS STERNER FOUND IN NEVADA DESERT, INVOLVED IN A SECRET WAR?

Zacharias Sterner, our beloved hero from the infection 1880 dissapeared last week, but was found in the desert. He was seen wounded and a group of ten members being with him, one of them being a young girl., wearing a red jacket it is possible that he is involved in a war. We got the chance to speak to his brother, who wore a blue jacket.''

A news paper was thrown onto a table, infront of 11 persons sitting around the table.

''I...'' The woman who stood infront of them said ''am very dissapointed''

Zach rose up and bowed ''Ma'am there was nothing i could do, they somehow found me even here''

''I know that very well my dear boy'' She looked at the group ''There was no chance of them finding you, this means..'' The cigarette she was smoking were dancing on her underlip while she spoke, she opened her mouth to say something.

''Jack must have told the media about this!'' Zach interrupted her

''Do not interrupt me while I'm speaking!'' She snarled at him, she calmed down ''But it is true, that imbecile of a brother to you must have told them, and now this war isn't so secret anymore!'' She shouted ''You are all dismissed''.

They all rose up from their chairs, and left the room.

''Well this is just great'' Scout complained loudly ''Now what?''

''I used to save peoples lives before i got here, they probably want to make commercials about me''

Their fearless leader overheard, ''Zacharias!'' She shouted, he froze and turned around ''Make those commercials, we need the money''.

He sighed ''Yes ma'am''.

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''Imagine this DVD player is your bank account, Imagine infected Zacharias Sterner'' Zach bares his fangs ''being a robber, Zacharias want's to steal your DVD and use it, now would you like Zach to'' Zach's claws sprungs out of his fingertops '' 'open' your bank account, or would you like to deny it?'' Zach moves closer to the DVD growling, suddenly a CD comes out of the player and hits Zach in the chest, he looks down at it. Laughing he takes it out, the wound closes. The CD beeps faster and faster, he looks at it and shakes it. It blew up.

''Protect your DVD player from Zacharias Sterner with Norton Anti Virus 1963''

''That's a wrap!'' The director shouted into a megaphone

Zach was laughing ''I gotta say, this was a really funny ad to do'' He gave a thumbs up to the director.

''Your a great actor'' He shook his hand ''We'll send you a check''

''Alright, thanks'' Zach replied, and left the set.

A/N in the middle of a story: If you don't get the joke go to youtube and search for Norton 2010 commercial and pick Kimbo Slice vs caterpillar.

Zach sighed as he read another threat mail

''You are a sick person, you deserve to live in hell. You dont belong on earth''

He growled

''Damn threat mails''

Engineer entered the room, with Medic after him.

''Come here Zach, we got something for you'' Engineer said

Zach followed them to Engineer's workshop.

Sara saw them enter, after a few minutes she could hear screams from Zach. She hurried inside to see what happened. Her jaw dropped, Zach was bound to a table with some kind of laser pointed to him.

''What are you guys doing?!'' She shouted and rushed to her uncle, trying to open the metal that clatched onto Zach.

''Don't worry Sara'' Zach said ''There's nothing wrong''

''You are disturbing our expirement fraulein!'' Medic pulled a lever, releasing Zach. Medic walked closer to Zach and handed him a disc.

''Thanks doc'' Zach massaged his wrists, he turned to Engineer ''Engie, could ya copy this and give one to me? Tell me when it's done''.

''Uncle'' Sara tugged his jacket ''What did you do?''

''You'll see Sara'' He pulled down her cap so she could'nt see and laughed

Sara took her cap and pulled it up again, laughing aswell. She hugged him and he hugged her back. They stood there for awhile, til Engie cleared his throat. Zach looked up at him.

''It's done'' Engie handed him a copy ''I sent it to the stores aswell''

''Great, I need to record my speech now''

Zach left the workshop with his niece after him.

The next morning..

''Zach on tv!'' Heavy boomed in the living room.

''My fellow fans'' Zach stood infront of a podium, with microphones on it. Cheers were heard as he spoke, he made a movement to calm it down.

''I am making a big announcment, my time in Nevada was not in vain. While I was there, we found a way to retreive memories from my brain, and put it on a dvd disc'' He held up a disc ''This means that now my whole Infection life is available to watch on a dvd'' Everyone cheered again ''It is directed for those who wants to research the Infected's behavior, or for the hardcore fan that wants to see everyday from my eyes during the Infection'' more cheers were heard ''We have also made an edition for the regular fan who wants to see a bit, There are less minutes per day, and are moslty highlights and those important days'' The cheers were so loud they could make you deaf.

''One peice of advice though'' It all quitened, he held up a finger ''My deeds during the Infection is not for those with faint hearts or hatred of gore'' He paused and took a deep breath ''Also remember that what I did during my days as uncontrollable were not made by me, it was done by the disease itself. So don't judge me from my behaviour after i got injected with the disease 2nd october 1882'', ''Now'' He carried a basket full of CD's ''Free CD's for everyone!'' Everyone cheered as Zach took a handfull of cartridges and threw them out to the crowd.

Zach barged into the room, everyone looking at him. He held up a CD.

''Let's see what I did during my Infection days, I want to know aswell''

Zach popped in the CD.

''INFECTION DAY 1''

A/N: You get to know next chapter, did you like the spoof of Norton 2010 commercial? Please review and tell, you could review all the other future chapters aswell.