SO GET THIS:

I'm in charge of the advice column now! I'd like to thank my handsome older brother, Dean, for shaping me into the bitch I am today, my sexy Gabe babe for dating me, and of course, the academy.

ROCK ON, DUDES!

Moose in Headlights

*** EDIT*** THAT IS NOT ME. I REPEAT: NOT ME. I would never say that I thank Gabriel for dating me, I would say that I thank him for existing.

So Get This,

I'm Moose in Headlights

P.S. - Oh yeah, that and everything else. Wouldn't say that. Just FYI.

P.S.S.- I'd reveal my identity and all, but I like living, and I wouldn't get to continue doing that if my Dad ever read this. (Not that he could even remember what grade I'm in, but I have to be cautious).

Heya Moose!

My friend, Chuck and I are going to be watching a movie on Netflix at my place and I was wondering if you could give me some advice on what to watch? I'd usually ask your brother, Dean, because he's the pop culture guru, but I recently realized that I don't talk to you all that much and I thought that you deserve a more welcoming atmosphere from the juniors and seniors! (I hope I'm not coming on here too strong. I'm working on toning my personality down a bit). Anyway, I'm going to this advice column to choose for us before he comes over because if we don't have a small selection of movies picked out in advance, we're going to spend an entire hour trying to agree on something to watch. So Chuck likes sci-fi, comics and horror, I like romance and thrillers. What do you recommend? Preference to anything with Robin Williams or Johnny Depp in it because they're our favorite actors, but not required.

Thanks,

Desperate Fangirl

Dear Fan,

No, you're not coming on too strong. Although my brother's a senior, most of his friends are seniors, and I'm dating a junior who has siblings that are sophomores and freshmen, so I think I'm pretty well stocked when it comes to connections in higher grades! Thanks for thinking of me anyway. You're pretty cool.

As for movies, my brother's into action and westerns so that's mostly what I've seen, but I'll try my best. Here are my top recommendations in no particular order:

1. Kingsman: The Secret Service- This would probably satisfy you more than Chuck, but I had to put this on the list. It's got almost everything. There's ruthless action, cool gadgets that could count as sci-fi if you squint hard enough, subtle romance (and a ship between the main character and his mentor. I know you're into that kind of stuff), plenty of comedic scenes, and—the best part in my opinion—an actual friendship between a male and a female that doesn't turn into romance. Think of it as a cross between Men in Black and James Bond except the women are actual characters and not just love interests for the male protagonist.

Ok, now my fingers and brain are tired from typing that whole thing so I'm going to make this quick:

2. X Men: First Class- Sci-Fi. Check. Action. Check. Romance. Check. Mutants. Check.

3. Pretty much any Robin Williams or Johnny Depp movie. It's not like it's going to be bad.

4. Watchmen- Based on the greatest comic book ever made. Technically not even supposed to be able to be made into a movie, but this was a good attempt. I would kill for this to be a tv show. Brutal action. Adult themes. Sci-fi. Some comedy at times. Whole lot of romance. Badass protagonist that you'll feel very conflicted with: Should I hug him or run away? Ignore what happens to him at the end. I highly recommend reading the comic first. Though the movie has its perks. Don't expect a happy ending.

Good luck!

I'm Still Not Over Rorschach,

Moose in Headlights

Babe in Headlights,

You don't think I'm sexy? How else will I make it in this cold, lonely world? My smokin' looks are all I have!

My Modeling Career is in Shambles,

Snickers

Snickerdoodle,

I don't think you're sexy

I don't think you're beautiful

I don't think you're pretty

Because people tell me I should…

Remind me to never write a poem again. I have no idea where I'm going with this.

You Get The Point,

Moose in Headlights

P.S.- Can't wait to see Avengers: Age of Ultron with you tonight. You're picking me up, rig-