Hetalia Digestion… XD

America eating burgers*

England: Don't you get tired of eating the same thing every minute of the day?

America: No sir XD a least its better than English cuisine.

England: Why you bloody git! *chased America*

Germany: Ok! Today our topic will be on digestion! Take out your textbook!

Italy: Hai! Look! Germany, there's pasta in the textbook! Ve~

Germany: Ahem… Our topic will start off with the three main nutrients, they are basically Carbohydrates, Proteins and lastly Fats.

Italy: I know, I know! The three nutrients are like my pasta~! In beef ball Bolognese, Carbohydrates are found in the pasta, the proteins are in the meat and fats are in the oil I used to make pasta! Ve~

Germany: gott…

*America and England suddenly runs into the class*

America: I'll be explaining the Carbohydrates part. Carbohydrates are the main source of energy. And its found in my bun used for burgers XD

England: And that explains his hyperactive personality

America: There are many kind of sugars such as glucose and sucrose. An glucose is found in ripe fruits. Sucrose is found in sugar cane. Well I doubt there's anything but nuclear waste in Iggy's scones.

England: YOU! *Draws out sword*

America: Bye, bye kids XD have a nice day!

*room suddenly turns quiet*

Germany: *face palm* what was that… just now? Well, back to topic. Proteins are used for growth and repair of damage tissues…

Italy: Then if I eat protein rich food, will I grow taller, Germany?

Germany: Uh... yeah…

*Magic circle forms and Russia pops out*

Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkol *levitates upwards from magic circle* Hello kids, I will be assisting you in explaining the last nutrient, fats. Fats also provide us with energy and twice the amount as compared to carbohydrates. And fats keep me warm too.

*disappears in a flash with smoke from all directions*

Germany: What the… *astonished beyond human limits* Ahem…. Ignore that, back to the lesson. What is digestion?

*France pops out of manhole* (wait…WHY IS THERE A MANHOLE IN A CLASS!)

France: Bonjour! *Chu~* Digestion, is something every animal and humans does. It is a very simple method of breaking down of large food molecules into smaller food molecules. Hmm, how do I put it *chu~* oh! I know! First I have England's scone butter and a metal spoon. The metal spoon is starch and when mixed with the butter, it shows a version of digestion. See? The metal spoon is corroding!

*France went back into manhole.*

*the whole class went silent*

Student 1: Doitsu- sensei, is this class cursed? We sure do have a lot of weirdoes around here…

Germany: Well… *Shocked beyond measures* I feel that the weirdoes are teaching the kids more than me… ok, Now I will be explaining you about *look around* more about the digestive system. Kids do you know what the digestive system is?

Student 2: It is where digestion occurs, sensei!

Germany: Correct! It has two major parts. First there is a long continuous tube called the alimentary canal.

Italy: Isn't it like a roller coaster? Or a slide?

Germany: AHEM! No! The alimentary canal is comprise of the mouth oesophagus, stomach, small intestine, large intestine and finally, the anus. It is about 9 m long

Italy: And the other part is the organs that join the alimentary canal. They are the liver, gall bladder and the pancreas.

Germany: it seems that you know something about science I guess.

Italy: not only that, these organs also provides enzymes which are needed for digestion.

Germany: AHA! Now we'll be moving onto enzymes!

Plz review. I feel that chap 10 was a failure… since no one reviewed. So if someone don't review smthg good about chap 10 I won't continued

Oh yeah, I chose Germany to teach today since other countries snatched his opportunity XD will they still do somehow. XD