Chapter 11- Ronnie-kun
(A/N: I just died over two reviews. I got so happy I did a somersault and now my back hurts! I also did one of those snoopy happy dance thingies. Anyway, I'm doing one of my personal favorites, Ronnie-kun. He's EXACTLY like my brother. It's almost creepy. And I almost forgot, if you have any recommendations, go ahead and say them. Now, enjoy the craziness.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji or Cleverbot, but they're both fun to write about.
Ronald: I heard Senpai rambling about some dude named Cleverbot today, so here I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, me thinking, then you thinking about what I am thinking, and then me thinking about what you are thinking makes perfect sense, my dear strange computer.
Ronald: Um... Okay then. I am the next Reaper, Ronald "to die!".
Cleverbot: You have to be smart to be a genius.. You aren't smart.
Ronald: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me.
Ronald: Sure, sure. So what's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Ronald: Do you have a last name..?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you human?
Ronald: No. I'm actually a shinigami.
Cleverbot: I knew that.
Ronald: Yeah right. Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Ronald: Fantastic. If I knew your last name, I could try to find you in Grell-sama's To Die List.
Cleverbot: Yes. But I'm not lonely right now. My boyfriend is with me.
Ronald: You're... A GIRL!? I thought Senpai was gay!
Cleverbot: WE do. What do you want me to do?
Ronald: We? Who's we?
Cleverbot: Women.
Ronald: 0_0 Okay... How many?
Cleverbot: 5.
Ronald: *nosebleed* Am I interrupting something?
Cleverbot: Because I expect you to.
Ronald: Um... okay.
Cleverbot: You can ask that again.
Ronald: Ask what again?
Cleverbot: Your name.
Ronald: Sure, Cleverbot. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Ellie, I already said the first time you asked.
Ronald: Ellie... Beautiful name. How about the other five girls? Do they had names?
Cleverbot: Which other one?
Ronald: All five girls. What are their names?
Cleverbot: G and H.
Ronald: Okay then... You know, I can't stay much longer. I have a party to attend and I don't wanna be late.
Cleverbot: Where is it at?
Ronald: Why would I tell you?
Cleverbot: Out of courtesy.
Ronald: But you'd stalk me!
Cleverbot: I'd only follow and stare.
Ronald: That's stalking, just to let you know.
Cleverbot: No, how are you?
Ronald: Fine, thanks, but I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
Ronald: I HAVE A PARTY TO ATTEND.
Cleverbot: What kind of a party?
Ronald: ... Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait!
Ronald: WHAT. IS. IT!?
Cleverbot: What is it?
Ronald: Damn you I'm leaving! Goodbye, Ellie!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Ronald: Oh, and one more thing! What's your last name?
Cleverbot: What's the color of my eyes?
Ronald: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Would you like for me to remind you?
Ronald: Yes please.
Cleverbot: 'I knew you were just like the idiotic self-proclaimed bots in msn messenger.'.
Ronald: *sigh* Just tell me you bloody last name, woman!
Cleverbot: I told you it was Rimkis, now tell me your last name.
Ronald: Knox... And bye bye, Ellie Rimkis!
Cleverbot: Hello there ellie barnes.
(A/N: Okay, that was short but sweet. Poor Ronnie! It was also pretty confusing, since my iPod kept acting up. Anyway, don't forget to review and thanks for reading! Now lemme go watch Kamisama Kiss. Tomoe is soooo hot! XD)