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In the dueling arena.
Harry Um. Proffesor Lockhart, why are we here?
Gilderoy I've decided to make a dueling club!
Ron Hope you get a lot of people in your club!
Gilderoy I already did.
Ron Who did you get?
Gilderoy All of you!
Harry No! Anyone but him! Well maybe Malfoy to.
Snape When do we start?
Gilderoy Now. Throws his jacket to Angeline. First you bow. Then you walk away. 1-2-3.
Snape Expeliarmus! Gilderoy goes flying.
Harry That is hysterical!
Hermione Is he okay?
Ron Who cares!
Girls We do!
Harry and Ron Oh right.
Gilderoy You know that was way to simple that I thought to not to block it. The...
Snape Disarming charm? It's quite simple yes.
Gilderoy Way too simple!
Snape If you think it's so simple lets teach it to some students.
Gilderoy Right. Harry and Ron! Get up!
Snape Ron's wand causes devistation. One hit and Harry will end up in the Hospital Wing.
Ron Hey! That was mean!
Snape Why not pick someone in my house? Say Malfoy? Malfoy gets up.
Gilderoy Fine. Wands up!
Malfoy Scared Potter?
Harry Damn straight I'm hell of a man scared!
Gilderoy Bow! Back. Now in the count of three I want you to disarm only disarm! 1-2-
Malfoy Everte Statem! Harry goes flying and does a flip. Slytherin's laugh.
Harry Well that's sure not fair.Rictusempra! Malfoy goes flying doing a balarena twirl(Is that the move?) and lands on his nuts.
Snape Oh get up!
Gilderoy I said disarm only!
Malfoy Serpensortia! Black snake appears.
Harry Expel- Looks at snake. Hasasieth. (Hey cool snake!)
Snake Sss. Slither slither.(Hi Harry Potter. I'm going to eat this guy now!) Points at Justin with his tail.
Gilderoy Don't worry Potter I'll get rid of it! Alarte Ascendare! Snake flies to the air and just gets madder.
Harry Pff. That was helpful. Heithesieth? Siyoutheyseeseith. (Why Justin? You can be eating other people besides average ones.)
Snake Slither Slither!? Wiggle! (Like who? Is there a pervert flavor here?)
Harry Soseth! Sethroos! (Oh yeah! There's Ron!)
Snake Sss. Slither. Wiggle Wiggle.(Oh wait. I jut remembered now. I'm on a diet so I can't eat perverts.)
Harry Soselsss. soysecodsay! (Oh shame. Try a geek flavor like Hermione!
Snake Sss. Drool. Sss. (Can't. I'm not allowed to eat nerds. My mom says it's against the law.)
Harry Sashaseith? Saheth? (How about a greenthumb? Is that allowed?)
Snake Sss. Slither. (No. I'm a meatertarian.)
Harry So. Sashasith. (Oh. I feel bad.)
Snape Evanesca. Snake disapeers.
Justin What are you playing at?
Trio leaves dueling club.
Ron Why didn't tell us?
Harry Tell you guys what? If Malfoy told you I take ballet it's a lie.
Ron Hey thanks for telling us!
Harry Doh!
Hermione Why didn't you tell us you're a parseltongue?
Harry Partner thongs? What the hell is that?
Ron You can talk to snakes!
Harry Isn't that very nice. I did talk to a snake in London once. But only once.
Hermione It's not normal for someone to talk to snakes.
Ron It isn't! Uh oh. I better free Cluster.
Harry Cluster?
Ron Um err. Yeah! My dressing cluster!
Harry Why does it even matter at all?
Hermione It's very bad Harry.
Ron People will now think you're Salazar's your great great great great great great (10 minutes later.) great grandfather!
Harry That is so cool!
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