When they got back, Kakuzu found a note left by Pein. They were to be sent on a mission, to a snowy village. They were supposed to pack warmly, and get his package of chocolate, and weapons.
"Why do we have to do it?" Hidan asked, packing a suitcase he had found in the closet.
"Dont be so rude." He looked over at Hidan. "No packing, you said you were used to the cold. Just wear your cloak."
Hidan blushed, he had said that. "O-okay..."
"Let's go." Kakuzu walked out of the room, leaving a very confused Hidan.
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"Kakuzu, Im hot!"
"I dont care...it should start getting colder here in a bit." He pointed to snow that was a good distance away.
Hidan grinned. "Sweet. Snow~" He ran to catch up with Kakuzu.
"Hey, Kuzu. What kind of hobbies do you have?"
Kakuzu looked at him. "Don't call me that. And...I like to read, and...count my money..." He looked down at his map, then folded it back up.
Hidan smiled, satisfied to get an answer. "I like reading too. I mean, like short comic books or something. I also like cookies. Do you like cookies? Im sure you do, Kuzu."
Kakuzu sighed, "Don't call me that."
"Kay, Kuzu~" Hidan replied. "Anyways, do you like watching tv? I love the tv. Say, how old are you? Im sure you're not that old. But you act old. Maybe you are old. Some people have this disease that makes them look youn-"
"SHUT UP!" Kakuzu yelled, still walking. "God! If I could kill you, trust me I would!" He yelled.
Hidan pouted. "Someone needs a hug." He mumbled.
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"Okay, so our hotel is over there." Hidan pointed to a large fancy looking hotel. "Pwetty Pweese Kuzu~" He asked.
"No. Our hotel is there." Kakuzu pointed to a small ugly hotel. "Now, come on."
Hidan pouted again, but followed.
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The hotel scared Hidan. There was a group of guys leaning against a wall. They all looked at him, and some winked.
"Get off of me..." Kakuzu said. Hidan wasn't exactly on him, but he was huddled up against Kakuzu's side as they walked.
"S-sorry." He got off of him for a minute, while Kakuzu opened their hotel door.
"This place looks like shit." Hidan mumbled, looking around at the paint that was peeling off of the walls.
"I don't care." Kakuzu replied, laying on the bed.
Hidan sighed, again, there was only one bed. He got in on his side, and quickly fell asleep.
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The first to wake up was Kakuzu. He turned over, expecting to see the albino cuddled up against his back, but instead saw a smaller version of the kid.
A baby. Hidan was a baby. He was wearing a diaper, and was currently sucking his thumb, asleep. Wrapped up in his cloak and pants, which were now way too big.
"Holy shit..."