If you haven't checked out the first part of this story, New Bad Girl at Ouran, head over to coauthor Tracy4t's page for the first half. Unfortunately there wasn't enough space to include that in the summary, but this story is definitely a joined effort. Writing work is split 50/50 so if you enjoy the story please be sure to also give her a shout out in the comments. We both hope you all enjoy the final half of Shiki's story.
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This will be an ongoing thing so long as we continue to get questions, and if we get a lot of good questions in one chapter we may still pick one from comments the same chapter to answer in a future chapter. It can be about pretty much anything- a serious question about an emotionally sensitive topic, a comment on something she's done, or something about her personally such as a favorite whatever, whats her horoscope, ect. But if you're trying to ask for a story spoiler, don't bother- only me and Tracey4t know what her fate is!
Again, the delay for this chapter is my fault due to health issues. I did get a diagnosis on Tourettes Syndrome, and my life has been a bit crazy. I'll try to do better you guys :( Meanwhile, here's another question for Shiki:
Mcfly: Hey Shiki, you've got another question from Medieval Midnight.
Shiki: Wheres Tracey?
Mcfly: Well as you're well aware, its been quite a while since I've updated and I would like to try to go ahead and get this update out even though Tracey isn't here at the moment
Shiki: Well maybe you should update more often and then you wouldn't be in such a rush.
Mcfly: Weren't you listening to my AN?
Shiki: No, not really.
Mcfly: *sigh*
Shiki: Poor Tracey, she might as well be chopped liver to you huh?
Mcfly: What? No!
Shiki: No concern as to her approval what so ever.
Mcfly: We've been friends for a long time, I thought she wouldn't mind so-
Shiki: Oh really? Well that'll just make the betrayal even worse.
Mcfly: Oh god, what have I done...?! *clutches head, hyperventilating*
Shiki: *snickers and snatches reference notes* Alright lets see... How do I deal with Ayumi without wanting to bash her head in all the time? Who said I didn't want to bash her head in all the time? I think that partially its because I've gotten used to putting up with her bullshit so now it takes longer for her to piss me off than it did before. Come to think of it, it has been a while since I've done any 'head bashing' of sorts with her, so it'll probably happen any day now. You're giving me credit too early. So yeah, um, that's my answer. How do I wrap this up? Fuck it, just read the chapter already. Most of you probably skimmed over this and aren't even reading it anyways
~Tracey4t and Mcfly
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The next day at school, Mori and Hunny were the first to see Haruhi and notice the new bruise on her cheek.
"What happened?" Mori asked her.
"Oh, nothing, don't worry about it," said Haruhi.
"A bruise isn't nothing. Especially given it's on your face." Mori remarked.
"Please tell us what happened, Haru-chan?" Hunny asked.
Haruhi looked around. "I don't know if I should. I don't want Shiki to find out about it," she said.
"Ayumi." Mori said it more as a fact than a question.
"She did this to you? Why?" Hunny asked.
Haruhi sighed. "She tried coming on to me and I wouldn't accept. So got mad and slapped me," she confessed.
"Who tried to come onto you and slapped you?!" Tamaki joined them, hurrying to Haruhi and looking at her face. He grabbed her shoulders, his eyes filled with emotions of both hurt and anger. "Haruhi, tell me who did this to you?"
"Not like that, Sempai. I'm fine." She said, gently taking his hands off her. "It was only Ayumi."
"Ayumi? Shiki's sworn enemy after the Black Spiders?" Kaoru asked as he and Hikaru walked up to the group as well. Tamaki relaxed at the knowledge that she hadn't endured an attempted assault, but still displayed obvious concern over the bruise on her face.
"Yeah. She still things I'm a guy and didn't take the rejection well" Haruhi said
"Isn't she supposed to be flat broke now that Kyoya-Sempai, wiped her out?" Hikaru asked.
"Well her family does own an electronics company. Even if Kyo-chan was able to transmit a virus despite what she said, considering that's their area of expertise I bet they have lots of anti-virus stuff to protect all their information." Hunny pointed out
"In either case, please don't let Shiki know what happened. I don't want her to go after Ayumi. She has enough to worry about in her life," said Haruhi.
"Well if you really mean that you should let us cover up that mark on your face." Kaoru said.
"Yeah otherwise she's definitely going to notice." Hikaru added.
"You think?" Haruhi asked, "Can't I say I ran into something or it's a rash?"
"You really think she's going to buy that?" Hikaru raised an eyebrow.
"Uh, well um," Haruhi sputtered.
"You just don't want us to put makeup on you, do you?" asked Hikaru.
"Come on, toughen up." Kaoru said, dragging her along.
"But-"
"Besides, we're only applying minimal. Everyone still needs to think you're a boy after all." Hikaru added, lowering his voice as to not let anyone else hear.
"You know, I'm starting to think it'd be easier letting Shiki know about this," said Haruhi annoyed.
"Stop whining, we're hardly putting anything on. It'll be like you're wearing none at all." Kaoru said, pulling out some concealer and blending it in.
"Are you sure Shiki won't notice?" Haruhi asked.
"Are you doubting our makeup expertise?" Kaoru asked.
"No, but Shiki's pretty smart," said Haruhi as the three came out of the bathroom.
"Shiki? Smart? Right," Hikaru mocked. He was suddenly grabbed from behind.
"Huh?!" Hikaru said in a panic when he realized Shiki was holding him. "Oh, hi Shiki."
"You know something Twiddle-Dumb?" she said, "You're right, I'm not that smart. In fact I'm so stupid, I don't know when you break out all the teeth of someone that they, say, can't eat. I don't know that at all, that's why I do it all the time!" she said.
"Oh, um, well they actually can't eat so you probably shouldn't do that." Hikaru said nervously. Shiki let him go with a shove and stormed off.
"Wow you got off easy." Haruhi said.
"Yeah..." Kaoru agreed, watching her leave and couldn't help but think that was rather unusual for Shiki.
Her heart raced as she walked down the hall, feeling rather flustered. She saw Kyoya, but ignored him and went into the locker room. She look around cautiously, not sure what to expect given everything that happened yesterday. Most of the girls just seemed to want to avoid eye contact. It felt strange not having Ayumi come bug her about her locker finally, or at least be giving her a death glare. Shiki carefully opened her locker and started to gather her stuff when she felt a present behind her
She turned around to see Ayumi behind her looking smug.
'Well that was short lived' Shiki thought to herself.
"So care to ask what I was doing last night?" she asked.
"Unless it's you selling your body for experiments, by mad scientists, I don't give a fuck," said Shiki.
"Really, even if I was to tell you I was with your boyfriend all night?" Ayumi asked.
"My what?" Shiki asked confused.
"Let's just say I was able to satisfy Haruhi a lot more last night than you ever were able to in the bathroom," said Ayumi. Shiki burst into laughter right in Ayumi's face, doubling over. Everyone stopped and looked at them.
"You know, I was feeling pretty crappy before, but that... oh. Oh boy." Shiki noticed she had everyone's attention. "Look, there's nothing going on between me and Haruhi, so even though your gesture was polite it was unnecessary. If you are enjoying sex with Haruhi all that much, then he's all yours. I'm happy for you, maybe while he's going down on you he can pull that stick out of your ass."
"You had sex with Haruhi!?" One girl gasped, staring wide eyed at Ayumi.
"Haruhi is being groomed to become my boy toy! It's good to get one right away so you know what you're looking for later when you're older and they're younger," said Ayumi proudly.
"Oh if you're trying to make Haruhi your boy toy, you're going to be looking for a lot more," said Shiki.
"I'm sorry?" Ayumi asked.
"Oh nothing. Have fun with that." Shiki said, walking off. Ayumi growled in frustration- why was she so confident that she wasn't telling the truth?! Meanwhile she found herself bombarded with questions from the other girls.
"Are you pregnant?"
"What about your boyfriend?"
"Does he know?"
Shiki rolled her eyes, shaking her head as she walked out of the locker room leaving an overwhelmed Ayumi behind her. She actually started laughing to herself as she came to her classroom.
"What's so funny?" Haruhi asked.
"Oh there he is, my boyfriend. Please don't leave me for Ayumi, my boyfriend," said Shiki.
"Huh?" Haruhi asked.
"Apparently you've been banging Ayumi. I told her that maybe while you were going down on her that you could pull that stick out of her ass." She smirked.
Hikaru laughed, "Good one."
Shiki instantly stopped smiling and stared at him coldly for a moment before turning around in her seat and pulling out her stuff.
"What?" Hikaru asked obliviously.
"Well whatever it is I'm sure it had nothing to deal with you calling her stupid earlier." Kaoru said sarcastically.
"What? Why would you get offended over something that dumb you've surely had worse insults than that before? Are you on your period or something?" Hikaru asked tauntingly.
"Yes. I woke up in a pool of my own blood this morning. Is that how you would like me to end yours?" She questioned darkly.
"Burnnnnnn," whispered Kaoru in his ear. Hikaru turned to glare at him only to find him sitting innocently at his desk as if he heard nothing of the conversation.
"Is Ayumi seriously saying she and I are together?" Haruhi asked.
"Yeah, only because she wants to get to me," said Shiki rolling her eyes. "But you know, in all honesty, you wouldn't be too bad of a boyfriend."
"Uh, thanks?" Haruhi said.
"Don't worry Shiki, I fully support your feelings to Haruhi. I'm you're number one ship fan" Kaoru said, holding up a sign that said Haruhi x Shiki = Shiruhi and showed a picture stick figure versions of Haruhi and Shiki holding hands surrounded by hearts.
"No way, it should be Haruki" Hikaru said, trying to grab the paper from his brother.
"Or how about This Joke Has Become Lame! Thanks a lot loser!" Shiki muttered.
"Are you seriously that mad over me calling you stupid?" Hikaru asked.
"Just shut up and leave me alone!" Shiki snapped, still not turning to look at him.
"I'm sorry okay, I was just kidding!" Hikaru attempted to apologize.
"I don't care just shut up already!"
"I think Shiki means you took the joke too far," said Haruhi
"Finally, a smart person," said Shiki.
Hikaru opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by class beginning.
...
Chika saw Nao waving goodbye to the friends she had been talking to and was now standing alone.
'Okay, nows my chance.' Chika thought taking a deep breath, and started walking over towards her.
"Hey Nao, how's it going?" he asked as he came up to her.
"Oh hi Yasuchika," said Nao sweetly.
Chika cleared his throat, hoping his hand was hiding the blush that had risen to his cheeks.
"So, um, what are your plans this weekend?" He asked.
"Well I was..."
Suddenly Nao's words were drowned out by the sound of impending doom. Chika felt his stomach grumbling and an uncomfortable sensation in his lower region... he had to fart.
'No, No!' he thought in a panic as he backed away.
"Yasuchika?" Nao said confused as to why he was backing away.
"I can't!" he stuttered out amidst his panic.
"You can't what?" She asked, confused. "Are you okay?"
"No, but, I got to go!" He took off, running fast.
"But-" Nao tried to call out after him but in an instant he was gone. She sighed sadly, 'I hardly said a few sentences and he already got bored with me. There's no way he'll ever want to go out with me'
'Ah, man!" Yasuchika muttered mad as he walked away. "She probably think I'm a big idiot now!"
"Chika-Chan!" he suddenly heard Hunny call out.
"No, just what I need, more misery!" Yasuchika muttered as he heard his brother calling for him.
"Have you asked Nao-chan out yet?" Hunny asked.
"NO!" he shouted loudly, making the entire hall go quiet and turned to look at him. He couldn't hold it in any longer, and right in that moment released his fart right before everyone who was watching nearby's eyes.
"Uh-oh, I told you not to take seconds on the bean dish last night," said Hunny.
"Shut-up!" Yasuchika shouted.
Everyone around him burst out into hysterical laughter. Chika groaned, turning a bright shade of red and ran as fast as he could out of sight.
'Great, I'm the laughing stock of the school! There's no way she'll ever want to go out with me now!" he thought sadly.
"Chika? Yasuchika? Where are you?" They suddenly heard Nao calling out.
"Oh it's Nao-Chan!" said Hunny. "Over here Nao-Chan!"
"No!" Yasuchika shouted.
Chika saw a janitor's closet and dived into it, trying to hide.
"Huh, I wonder what's gotten into him," said Hunny.
"Lousy stupid Mitskuni!" Yasuchika muttered as he kept himself hidden in the closet. Then he heard the door open.
"What the hell are you doing in here?" He heard Shiki ask.
"I could ask you the same thing." Chika said, "If you rat me out then we both get ratted out."
"I'm just stopping by to check on my sister. I'm not the one hiding in the closet Chika," said Shiki.
"You're checking on your sister in the closet?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Your brother's the smart one of the family, isn't he?" Shiki said.
"Huh?" Yasuchika asked.
"I saw you run in here dumbass," said Shiki.
"Do you have to compare me to him?" Chika growled bitterly. "Seriously why do you care if I'm in here or not just get out before someone hears us talking and looks in."
"Okay," Shiki said letting the door shut in Yasuchika's face.
The door's slamming shook the things on the higher shelves enough to all fall down on Chika's head.
"Great," he muttered.
"Shiki?" Nao said as she came around the corner with Hunny and Mori. "What are you doing here?"
"Checking on you." She said. "How are you?"
"I'm okay, but you usually don't do that. Is something wrong?" She asked.
"Well we haven't gotten to see each other as much since you know." Shiki said. Nao nodded.
Chika stood up as he pulled the box off of his head, unable to see the bucket of soap he was stepping into. Upon feeling something wet he pulled away knocking the bucket over, covering the floor in soap and causing him to slip as soon as he had just stood up. He fell into the Janitor's cart and the momentum of his body sent him and the cart flying out of the closet and down the hall!
"What the?!" Nao shouted as everyone all saw him come flying past.
"Wha, Chika-Chan!" Hunny shouted as he ran to his brother.
"Hmm, he should have stayed in the closet," said Shiki.
Students were screaming and trying to move over to the side as the cart kept rolling down the hall. Chika managed to pull the box off of his head and see he was heading straight for the stairwell. He tried pulling himself out of the seat only to find his butt was stuck in the bucket. Nao gasped and searched around for something to help, racing over towards the Janitors closet, grabbing a spare cart.
"Nao, what the hell are you- oh no you are not about to..." Shiki's eyes widened.
"Anddd blastoff!" Nao shouted excitedly, taking off with the cart and using it like a skateboard to propel herself down the hallway, pushing it forward as fast as she could to catch up to Chika. Hunny watched in surprise as he saw Nao fly by him in another cart- he was definitely a fast runner, but not quite Nao-chasing-Chika-on-a-janitor-cart fast. Chika was only several yards away from flying down the flight of stairs. He gasped, squinting his eyes shut, bracing himself just as Nao rolled past him, jumping off her cart and in front of Chika's, holding her arms out in front of her. Chika felt the cart jerk and slow down dramatically, and he opened his eyes to see Nao standing in front of it, trying to stop it as her feet screeched from the friction of the glossy floors of Ouran and her shoes, the cart slowly coming to a halt just as Nao's heels were starting to slide off of the first stair. For the second time that day, Chika found everyone silent and staring at him again. She opened her eyes cautiously, looking behind her and seeing her feet half way off the stair.
"Well that was close!" Nao laughed as if she had merely stopped a drink from being spilled. "You should probably refrain from doing that again."
"It wasn't on purpose-" He started defensively, but stopped his anger when he saw Nao's warm smile and her outstretched hand. He took it and she began to pull until he felt the suction break and flew right into her as he was yanked out.
"Wow, your brother must be the graceful one of the family huh?" Shiki asked.
"What makes you say that?" Hunny asked, missing her sarcasm.
"Never mind," Shiki said shaking her head. "I think I'll just go check on my other sister."
"I um..." Chika stamered blushing as he helped Nao back onto her feet. "You shouldn't have done that you know, you could've fallen off the stairs."
"Yes, well, you got to admit it was exciting," Nao said giggling, "I thought I saw you earlier. What happened?"
"I... had to go to the bathroom." He said, face turning red.
Nao raised her eyebrow. "You're sure that was it? You looked pretty flustered."
"Please, just accept my answer for now," Yasuchika begged. Nao smirked.
"Sure, for your sake I will," she said. "See you later, Chika!"
He swallowed nervously, nodding and bashfully waved goodbye."Yeah, um, bye Nao..."