Word: Teacup Pig
"Oh, Jake, look at his little face! Isn't it so cute?" Bella gushed as she gazed at her newest pet, a tiny teacup pig that was running around in circles in the backyard, oinking happily. She'd purchased the little guy from a breeder that sold them rather cheap when compared to the usual $500-1500 you would usually pay for them. Jake wasn't as thrilled with the new addition, which was due to his buddies ragging him for making breakfast a pet. Their words were: "Why make bacon a pet when you can eat it?" Truthfully, he was wondering the very same thing, but he couldn't tell Bella that. She looked so happy playing with Rufus. And if that meant having a pig for a pet and never hearing the end of his friend's teasing barbs, then so be it. Viva la bacon!