Last Time.

"Hello Bella." I was greeted by Esme. I smiled in return saying a quick 'Hey'.

"Is Carlisle here? I think Bella's coming down with something." Edward said worriedly. Esme looked at me through honestly concerned eyes. I knew if I wanted this mission to work, I couldn't get close to her. I wouldn't be able to betray Esme. She walked up the stairs and called Carlisle, who calmly walked down the stairs.

"Carlisle, I think Bella may be getting sick." He explained. Carlisle came over to me and stopped half a foot away.

"Hello, Bella. I am Carlisle Cullen." He held out his hand. I smiled back.

"Bella Hale." I shook his hand. He smiled at me.

"Now, let's see what you're coming down with." He said as he put one of those wooden sticks in my mouth to see the back of my throat. He felt my throat and sighed.

"I think you may be getting a cold. Nothing too bad." He smiled a generally happy smile. Why weren't the parents more like their kids? Why couldn't they be horrible?

Bella, stop it. Don't feel anything for them. you can't risk putting everything in jeopardy over two people. Just calm the fuck down and get over it. Close your heart off and remain numb. This is a fucking mission, treat it like one.

Jasper POV.

I hate Alice. I hate Alice. I fucking HATE Alice Cullen.

She had to choose now of all times to go out!

I hate Alice, I hate Alice, I hate Alice. Edward get your fucking filthy hands off of my sexy wife! Damn it, fucker! Why won't you read my mind? Look at me! You better stop throwing off all that lust right now if you know what's fucking good for you! EDWARD!

The fucker still wouldn't even blink in my direction.

I wanted to murder someone. Scratch that, I wanted to murder all of them, sweep MY Bella off her feet and run into the sunset, sparkling like fucking faeries.

Hear that Eddie boy?

He still didn't acknowledge me. Asshole.

I felt a slimy paw link through my arm and looked down at Alice. and bright pink nail polish. Wow, and I though vampires couldn't be ugly.

I suppressed a shudder.

She wore too much foundation for a start, trying to look as though she had some what of a tan, it was so caked on that it had clumped. I thought they went all out with their looks? Her eye liner was smeared around her eyes, with bright fucking yellow, - Yes, YELLOW, bright, bright, BRIGHT yellowm against too dark foundation - eyeshadow.

Did she have any idea how ridiculous she looked?

I mentally slapped myself for knowing all of this about make up. Edward looked at me and smirked before turning back to Bella.

FUCKER! I screamed mentally. Nope, he ignored me. To busy 'subtly' lowering his hand on Bella's hips. My mate's hips.

Yeah, about as subtle as a flying fucking brick, which I wouldn't mind driving through his thick skull right about now.

"Come on Jazzy," Alice 'purred'. I was mentally gagging. "Let them have their fun." She smiled, dragging me out of the house. I threw a look over my shoulder at Bella.

"Bye Jasper." She said sweetly, waving shyly. Yeah, you keep that act up and I'll be throwing you over my shoulder and back to that fucking tree.

"Bye darlin'." I smiled, mentally kicking myself for the endearment. Part of me was proud though, at the look Eddie boy gave me.

I have a feeling she likes it rough. I thought to Edward. He coughed suddenly, while staring at me, eyes wide.

"Get out!" He yelled. I shrugged, leaving. Even though I desperately wanted to run back and then run away. With Belle.

"We're going to this cute little cafe!" Alice started babbling on excitedly.

Why the fuck are we going to a cafe? We don't eat. She was as dumb as she looked. Maybe she really did belong in that fucking asylum and her visions were just her demented imagination, and she had somehow convinced herself they were real, and got carried over into her vampire life.

Either way, I wanted to rip her head off, but I think her mouth would keep talking even without being attached to her body.

Hell, maybe I'd get lucky and she wouldn't notice me decapitating her!

Okay Jazzy, calm down. It's just the separation from Bells that's getting you worked up.

Damn fucking straight it is! Let's go back right now, and call this whole thing off!

Dude, you think the pixie is crazy? Look at you, talking to yourself..

I shut up right then. Idiot.

"-I heard they make the best coffee-"

Coffee?

"Alice, why would you care about coffee?" I all but growled.

"To keep up the illusion, silly." She said, subtly touching my arm. Fuck, all these Cullen's were as subtle as a punch in the face.

I smiled then, if they only knew the illusion we were pulling on them..

Three weeks later.

This officially pissed me the fuck off.

I had had enough. I wanted to go back home with Bella. I just wanted to leave.

Edward had become even more obsessed, to the point I think even Bella got a little scared. Carlisle had been trying to ease onto him the idea when enough is enough.

Humans couldn't handle being treated as objects; pets.

I saw Bella walking toward me, Eddie boy nowhere in sight. She didn't fuck around, just fell into my arms. I wrapped her in a tight embrace, feeling her exhaustion.

"I've had enough." She mumbled my thoughts. "I can't take it anymore, Jazzy." She pouted looking up at me through her dark lashes. I noted her eyes were bright red, staring into my fading red and nearly honey colored eyes.

"We've got all we need, don't we?" I asked. She nodded.

"Jasper, what are you doing?" Edward's voice broke through our moment and I growled. Bella pulled down her black sunglasses. "You could hurt her!"

"Please, I'm not that fucking breakable." Bella laughed. Edward gasped and looked at her, Alice now at his side, sharing an identical look.

"Bella, that is no way to speak. Ladies like us do not cuss," Alice started saying.

"Shut the fuck up, pixie dick." She growled.

By now all the students had left for classes, it was empty here. Rosalie and Edward emerged from the trees, running toward us happily.

"Finally!" Rosalie yelled, dancing to Bella's side. "I've been waiting for this for ages!"

"Me too!" Emmett cheered.

"Waiting for what?" Alice asked, scared. She attempted to touch me, but stopped when I growled at her, my arms tightening on Bella.

"Jasper, you're hurting her." She whimpered. "She's small and fragile."

"I am fucking not!" Bella growled back.

"Honey, you are five feet tall.. Even I'm-" Alice didn't have time to finish, Bella's fist connected to her jaw. She gasped, holding it. Edward looked rooted to the spot, but I could still sense his lust.

"I've been waiting for this since the day I got here." Bella's voice darkened.

"W-Waiting for what?" Alice asked.

"Oh, to hit you for one. Fuck, do you know how hard it's been to watch your gritty little paws all over my husband?" Edward was shocked now. Utterly shocked. As was Alice.

"Husband? Bella, you are 17. You said you had no other boyfriends, let alone a husband. I think we should go see Carlisle and-"

"Please, if you go to Carlisle, we'll have to kill him too. And I really like him." Bella's voice was calm, but so dark. I had to fight the urge of shoving my tongue down her throat.

"Kill?" Alice stuttered.

"You didn't know, did you?" Bella taunted. She pulled the glasses up, sitting them on top of her head.

Alice gasped and jumped back, Edward was still rooted to the spot.

"You're a- a.. vampire! A human drinker!" Alice screeched.

"Shut the fuck up! You're voice has been annoying me since day fucking dot!" I growled. Edward glared at me. Hard. I returned the favor.

"Poor little pathetic vampires didn't know.." Rose mockingly whispered to Emmett. Alice and Edward's head whipped around to them.

"You're vampires too? How..? How didn't we see this? How didn't I see this?"

"Alice," Bella called. Alice looked at Bella. "I hate you." And with that, she threw another punch.

Alice's head whipped to the side, venom leaking from her mouth. I took the chance to chase after Edward, throwing him into the woods. Bella followed my example.