Characters: Hiccup, Astrid, with mentions of the rest of the gang.
Rating: T
Time range/age: They are all 19 here.
Disclaimer: HTTYD and its characters all belong to Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell.
Hide And Pray She Doesn't Find You
Oh my gods, oh my gods, OH MY GODS
Hi.
Have you ever had that one person who you don't really know why, but he/she just makes you so terrified of them? Yeah, I'm running from mine right now. Why? Well, this particular Viking scares the living lights out of me so much, that I'd rather choose my Dad over her.
And you do NOT want to see my Dad angry.
Hiccup jumped over a rock, slid to a stop, and hid behind a big tree, huffing and heaving trying to quiet down. He glanced around nervously. When he heard a rustle, he ran again.
You're probably wondering who I'm talking about right now. Well, this particular Viking is none other than
Astrid Hofferson… My girlfriend.
Hiccup scrambled and hid behind a boulder, sweat sliding down his face and back. Snotlout and Tuffnut were as good as dead when they were caught, and who knows where Fishlegs was. He quieted his huffs down and listened for any signs of movement. Just then, an axe wedged itself on the tree in front of him.
"Shit!" Hiccup cursed as he began to run again.
I managed to piss her off by saying that she looked terrible today, and Snotlout, Tuffnut, and Fishlegs agreed with me. I didn't know that today was her period! I was about to ask her why she looked terrible and if she was okay when Astrid started to chase us right into the woods. Toothless is somewhere back in Berk. I wish he would sense that I am very much in danger and come help me.
There were heavy footsteps closing in on Hiccup. He took a sharp turn to his right hoping to lose his tracker.
Well, a guy can hope, right?
Snotlout and Tuffnut were already caught a mile back. They're probably injured… badly. Luckily, Fishlegs and I got away, but we separated in hopes to confuse Astrid.
Hiccup ducked behind a large, uprooted tree root. He waited. There was a scream. Fishlegs was caught.
"HICCUP!" an all too familiar voice growled. Hiccup started running again.
Fishlegs is now caught and is probably as good as dead.
Hiccup grunted as he felt his stump throb from all the running.
And I probably am as good as dead now too.
Hiccup came to a stop as he arrived at the beach. He looked around for anything that can aid him in his escape, but he found none. He turned around, hoping to go back but in a different route only to come face to face with a glaring Astrid Hofferson, axe in one hand.
See what I mean?
Astrid slowly advances as Hiccup slowly backs away with each step she takes.
So to all you boys out there, if you manage to piss your girlfriend, sister, mother, girl cousin, girl friend or any girl you know when she is on her period,
Hiccup's right foot hits water. This is it. He looks up to see Astrid smirking down at him.
Your only chance? Hide and pray she doesn't find you.