Hey guys, I'd love any reviews telling me what I can do to make this better. Have fun reading :D Also if you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them, and I will make sure you get credit if I use it :)

And hi Josieee! I know you're going to read this! While I'm talking to you THANK YOUUUUUU for helping me with the plot, even if it is slightly effed up :L

Lucyyy

"Hermione! Welcome back!" Harry said to Hermione in the Great Hall at breakfast Monday morning. "How was our weekend?"

"Not bad, I got engaged, became the Minister of magic, and inherited the throne of England." Hermione shrugged. "How was yours?"

"But.. but.. ENGAGED?!" Harry stuttered. "How? Why? But Hermione, you're-"

"INHERITED THE THRONE OF ENGLAND?! MINISTER OF MAGIC" Ron butted in.

"Ron did Molly not teach you manners, either conversational or table?" Hermione retorted, as everyone turned to stare at Hermione. The Slytherins, especially Pansy, couldn't believe it, a muggle born, the Minister of Magic? Royalty? Impossible!

"Yes, Ronald. Now if you excuse me I'm going to phone the bishop to go over my coronation. Oh, and Ron, Draco will be king." Hermione got up to leave, adding as an after thought, "SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!"

Headmistress McGonagall knew she should punish Hermione for her outburst, but she felt quite proud of her student; she'd started from the bottom, and now she was at the top.

"Headmistress? If Mr Malfoy and Miss Granger are getting married, they need a dorm to share" Minerva looked into the eyes of George Weasley.

"George, you were one of my more obscene students, you and that brother of yours, you have my sympathy for your loss. Neither of you paid any attention in class, yet still got great marks, and by the way, I would love a few of those fire works you used on Umbrige in seventh year, I'm going to celebrate Miss Grangers coronation. Oh and could you tell Filch I need a map of the castle?"

"Yes, headmistress."

"Hermione! That was awesome! Did you see the look on Pansys face? Unbelievable." Hermione whirled to face Draco. Her expression was unreadable, but it looked to be somewhere in between lust, and anger.

"Room of Requirement. Ten minutes."

Hey guys (again.) I may not update for a while because I had this GREAT idea for a new fanfic (calling it 'cat and mouse') and I want to work on that efore I forget everthing...

So, yeah, just review to tell me what you think of it, I'd also appreciate any advice on sorting out the effed up plot :)