"On the Last, Extra Smashy Amazing Race, Teams went to Hocotate, where it was finally revealed how Victor and Quinn got onto the show!" Said Koopa.
"Fine," Snapped Victor, "I was trying to bond with you by signing us up on this race, that's why I really wanted to do this, but you're being a jerk!"
"You also just wanted to do it for the publicity," Sighed Lucario, "You revised the team lists to where you and your stupid ferret friend got on the show! This was supposed to be a Smasher-only TV show!"
"And Yoshi regained his memory after getting Amnesia in Leg 6!"
"There they are!" Hollered Mewtwo as he sped up. He threw a rock at Yoshi, and successfully hit the dinosaur.
"OW!" Yelled Yoshi as he tumbled inside the cave.
"Luigi, come on!" Called Mewtwo. "Yoshi's knocked out!"
Yoshi groaned as he came to.
"Oh no, Yoshi! Are you alright?!" Asked a fearful Olimar.
"Yes…In fact…I…I remember everything again now!" Said Yoshi with happiness, "I…AM…YOSHI!"
"This caused Mewtwo to receive a verbal abuse from Luigi, his teammate!"
"You moron!" Screamed Luigi, "He's lost the amnesia! It's now harder for us!"
"But…but…" Stuttered Mewtwo as he ran off crying.
"And Snake and Pikachu encountered Food poisoning, forcing them to go off-course and receive medical attention!"
"Uh, Pikachu?" Asked Lucas worriedly.
"What is it?" Asked Pikachu fawningly.
"You…ate the poisonous Pikmin…" Stuttered a shocked Lucas.
"Oh crap."
"Ah, where's medical attention when you need it?!" Screeched Pikachu. He looked everywhere for help.
"Wait…" Said Snake, pausing.
"What is it?" Asked Pikachu in fright.
"Well, Koopa said that this place is a Wild Land, with untamed beasts roaming these lands, so that must mean…" Explained Snake, "…It must mean, there's no medical attention around here! We have to fly to like, a whole other country!"
"Aaaah!" Yelled Pikachu, "Come on, we have to drive back to the airport 20 miles away again! Now!"
"Hurry, this will cause us to be eliminated maybe!" Said Snake quickly, grabbing Pikachu's arm and dragging him on the ground.
"We have to go where?!" Shrieked Pikachu. "But…but… we can't go to nearby Kanto, we're in this Race called the Extra Smashy Amazing Race, we have to go on a certain path! If we go to Kanto, we'll be way off track, and we may lose our chance of winning a million dollars!" Pikachu's eyes glanced at the faraway Snake. "And, my partner's, uh, a bit psycho! He'll go nuts if he finds out we're eliminated!"
"It's the only way to receive professorial remedies." Said the clerk sadly.
"Fine." Sighed Pikachu, clearly distressed. "We'll take two tickets to Kanto. But make sure the plane departs as soon as possible."
"And a deeply hidden crush finally reveals itself through a conversation between two departing teams!"
"Hey Pikie-boo!" Giggled Mewtwo.
"Don't call me that in public, hone-I mean, Mewtwo!" Said Pikachu angrily.
"I don't want to know." Said Luigi automatically.
"And the final U-Turn/Yield had appeared, Making Victor and Lucario U-Turn Snake and Pikachu, who were already dead-last!"
"How about, to save ourselves definitely, we U-Turn one of the other teams! At least we won't be eliminated!" Saved Victor.
"Yeah! We U-Turn… …Snake, and Pikachu!" Announced Lucario, pasting the said team upon the board.
"Yoshi and Olimar, who had been expecting to be U-Turned, were not! This propelled their team to get first place!"
"Team Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number One!"
"Yes, for the second time!" Cheered Yoshi.
"I have great news! You have both won your own private jets!" Said Koopa.
"Yay!" They Cheered.
"A rush for Not being eliminated ensued, between Snake and Pikachu and Mewtwo and Luigi!"
"Luigi!" Yelled Mewtwo angrily, "Why on earth do you have yourself tied to a weight?!"
"You tied me to it, and threatened to push me into the lake!" Screamed Luigi angrily.
"Oh yeah…" Muttered Mewtwo, scratching his chin.
Snake crawled towards the mat in terrible pain, his body receiving multiple bites.
Pikachu touched the mat.
Luigi yanked with all his might to get away from the weight.
Snake reached out to touch the mat.
Luigi pulled so hard, his rope tying him to the weight snapped, and he flew across the room.
Snake lowered his hand, inches away from touching the mat.
Luigi landed on the mat.
"…This caused Mewtwo and Luigi to stay in the Race! And Snake and Pikachu were finally eliminated!" Said Koopa.
"Team Snake and Pikachu, you are the last team to arrive," Said Koopa. "And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated, from the race."
"Well…" Sighed Pikachu, bloody and in tears. "We got to be in Ten whole legs, and we got Fifth Place. We even won a leg. But most importantly, We gained our friendship back."
Pikachu looked at Snake.
"Right Snake?"
"No!" Yelled Snake, bleeding and drowning in his blood, "I'm tired, dying and I wanna go home!"
Pikachu cried, and Snake died.
"And now, four teams Remain, Who will finally be eliminated, Tonight?"
The Teams:
Victor and Lucario (Martial Arts Fighters)
Mewtwo and Luigi (Therapy Classmates)
King Dedede and Lucas (Party Animals)
Yoshi and Captain Olimar (Hocotate Employees)
"Can Victor and Lucario, after managing to never get lower than fourth place the entire race, gain way to the Final Three? Will Dedede and Lucas continue to avoid being distracted? Will Yoshi, after regaining his memory, make it to the Final Three? And will Mewtwo and Luigi, after going through 10 whole legs and not winning a single one, pull out from last place, and catch up 23 minutes to the others and Go into the Final Three?"
"Here is the Eighth, or, Final Floor of Frontier Cavern, the tenth pit stop in our Amazing Race around the world!" Explained Koopa. "Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg for a mandatory rest period, where they can eat, sleep, and mingle with the other teams!"
A Shot of Dedede putting Bulborb larvae on a sleeping Victor.
"One of the four teams will finally be eliminated!" Responded Koopa, "The other three may go on to the 12th leg and Race for the Million dollars!"
Yoshi groaned and clutched his aching stomach, and Mewtwo whistled and hid the food poison behind his back.
"Is Yoshi and Olimar's niceness going to help them get into the final three, or make them eliminated from the lack of cruelty?"
Victor laughed harshly, as he burned photos of Leon and Samus.
"Will Victor and Lucario's Respect for one another help get them into the Final Three?"
King Dedede chuckled loudly and sat on Lucas by accident.
"Can King Dedede and Lucas finally speed back up to their old selves and win the Million Dollars?"
Mewtwo snickered evilly, as he raised the knife over Luigi's sleeping form…
"And Will Mewtwo's unusual cruelty to his partner bring their team down once and for all?"
…And plunged the weapon into Luigi's Sandwich.
"Team Yoshi and Olimar, who was first to arrive at the pit stop at 12:37 PM, will depart at 12:37 AM!" Finished Koopa.
Yoshi and Olimar
1st to Depart: 12:37 AM
"Okay, this leg's all about seeing who's got the talent and guts to get to the final three!" Said Yoshi suspensefully, ripping open the first clue for the leg. "It says to buy tickets to Corneria!"
"Teams must now go to the faraway airport of Distant Planet and Buy tickets to Corneria, the high-technological City, home to Fox McCloud!" Explained Koopa. "There are lots of Flights to Corneria, but teams must pick a flight on their own!"
"We have to go to that airport we went to when we reached Distant Planet." Mused Olimar thoughtfully. "Come on, we're going to beat this gang!"
Victor and Lucario
2nd to Depart: 12:40 AM
"I have this feeling it will be a race for everything," Said Victor ominously, "Race for earliest tickets, race to taxis, and a race to the pit stop! Maybe even a race to multiple location like leg six?"
"Probably, come on, all four teams are about 23 minutes apart!" Said Lucario worriedly, "It'll be a clump from now until the pit stop!"
They scurried towards a nearby taxi and got inside.
"Take us to the Distant Planet airport!" Said Victor.
King Dedede and Lucas
3rd to Depart: 12:48 AM
"We're third out fourth!" Said Lucas, "We need to be third or higher from now on, we can't be last at ALL from now on, it's too dangerous!"
"Okay, we'll have to bump Mewtwo and Luigi out of the competition," Reasoned Dedede, "I don't know how those idiots managed to make it this far."
"Neither do I," Sighed Lucas, paying their taxi driver, "Neither do I."
Mewtwo and Luigi
Last to Depart: 1:01 AM
"Come on, we're-a last!" Said Luigi worriedly.
"How is it that every time we leave from a pit stop, you're the first one to speak?!" Asked Mewtwo arrogantly.
"Well, I, uh, er…" Said Luigi nervously.
"Jerk!" Said Mewtwo, killing Luigi.
Distant Planet Faraway Airport
"There are multiple Flights going to different places along the way to Corneria, though teams must choose their own flight, as no flight will have two teams on it!" Explained Koopa, "This may cause the ultimate Airport mayhem!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place
"Hi, we'd like two tickets to Corneria." Explained Yoshi. "And the earliest ones, please. It's very important."
"Oh, we're considered the 'Team with no real gag', that's just downright nauseating!" Said Olimar angrily, looking at a laptop. "I ought to take legal action against this offending opinion!"
Everyone stared at Olimar.
"He means that he's angry at something and he wants to sue." Sighed Yoshi.
"Oh." Said everyone.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're going to beat this!" Said Victor.
"No we're not!" Said Lucario.
"What do you mean?" Asked Victor, nervous.
"There's no Wii…" Cackled Lucario evilly, smashing the Wii to pieces.
"NUUUEEE!!1" Cried Victor.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
Lucas sighed irritably, as Dedede was on a laptop, surfing the internet.
He read something that startled him.
"We're WHAT?!" Said Dedede, outraged. "Fine then, want something different?"
"Huh?" Asked Lucas, a little nervous at Dedede's outburst.
"Can I have a piece of gum?" Asked Dedede suddenly.
Lucas handed him the pack.
"Yeah, b-but only one-" Stuttered Lucas nervously.
Dedede already ate the whole thing.
"I said one." Said Lucas, looking down.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Class act?" Smirked Mewtwo, "Oh ho, I knew our fate would turn around."
Mewtwo, Olimar and Dedede had all seen the same thing.
"Mewtwo, what are-a you doing?!" Asked Luigi, "It didn't mean a class act!"
Mewtwo was performing in front of a kindergarten class.
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"We're off to go find an airplane flight to travel to Corneria!" Said Olimar.
"Um, Olimar? Quit saying big words, everyone's staring." Whispered Yoshi.
"Why should I condone to an action like that?" Asked Olimar angrily.
…
"And quit staring!" Snapped Olimar.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Okay, we have to-"
"NUUUUEE!!1" Cried Victor.
"Have to-"
"NUUUUEE!!1" Cried Victor.
"Stop that, we're over that already." Sighed Lucario.
"NUUUUEE!!1" Cried Victor.
Lucario realized it was a recorder next to him that was speaking.
"What the-" Said Lucario angrily. "What is the point of this?"
"January Fools!" Chuckled Victor.
"Listen, if we're going to be having a major flight moment in the airport, please make it serious." Groaned Lucario.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
Lucas said, "Can we have two tickets to Corneri-"
"I wanna sa-aaay it!" Whined Dedede like a kid.
Lucas sighed and let Dedede say it.
"Two tickets to Hyrule Kingdom!" Said Dedede.
"Here you go." Said the worker, handing Dedede the tickets.
"NO!" Yelled Lucas. "Can we get a refund?"
"Oh, how convenient," Chuckled the worker, "On Saturdays we don't give refunds!"
"NUUUUEZ!!1" Screamed Lucas.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Mewtwo, we have to make it to the-a airport!" Said Luigi, "We're gonna win the money!"
"What do you mean 'We're'?" Asked Mewtwo angrily.
"Both of us win the Million dollars."
"Plan B." Muttered Mewtwo mysteriously, taking out a suitcase.
"Um, Mewtwo?" Asked Luigi, laughing nervously.
"Where…is it…" Said Mewtwo to himself, inspecting the inside of his suitcase.
"Mewtwo?" Asked Luigi, "Joke's over! You can stop now!"
"A-ha!" Said Mewtwo, pulling out a syringe filled with a purple liquid. "Here it is!"
"Get away!" Screamed Luigi, jumping out of the moving car.
"What's gotten into him?" Asked Mewtwo of himself, injecting his medicine in him with the syringe.
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"We're going on a flight that goes through New Pork City, then channels to Corneria." Explained Yoshi, "It leaves at 1:30 AM and arrives at Corneria around 3:00. That was easy."
"We shall now depart for our plane, which we will have a mediocre time once there!" Said Olimar happily.
"What are you on?!" Asked Yoshi in fear, backing away.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"We took a flight that leaves at 2:00 AM but reaches Corneria at 3:00." Said Victor. "That was a little too easy."
"I can't believe you did that!" Cried Lucario, "You broke my DVD breaker!"
"You broke my DVD with that!" Said Victor angrily, slapping Lucario.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"I want to sit on our seats on the plane!" Whined Dedede.
"Dedede, I need a seat too!" Said Lucas angrily, sitting on the floor.
"Well, you can't have mine!" Said Dedede, hugging his seat.
"But you're sitting in mine, too!" Said Lucas a little annoyed.
"Well, um, uh, eh…" Sputtered Dedede. "…This is about my weight, isn't it?!"
"I never said anything about your weight." Sighed Lucas.
…
…
…
"Jerk!" Yelled Dedede, running off the plane.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"We've selected a flight," Said Luigi, looking left and right repeatedly, "That flies at 1:00 AM to Kanto then slides through and heads for Corneria, landing at 4:00 AM."
"We're awesome!" Chuckled Mewtwo, patting Luigi on the back.
Luigi jumped 20 feet in the air.
"What the hell did you put on my back?!?!" Screamed Luigi, furiously trying to look behind him.
"Why would I? We're friends, aren't we?" Asked Mewtwo, looking at Luigi weirdly.
"I bet you put a time bomb on me!" Yelled Luigi, dialing up the police.
"All teams now have a flight Leading up to Corneria!" Explained Koopa, "On a Flight that leaves at 1:30, passing through New Pork City, And arriving in Corneria at 4:45 AM, is Yoshi and Olimar!"
"On a Flight Trailing Directly to Corneria, is Victor and Lucario, arriving there at 4:30 AM!"
"On a Flight, trailing from Sector X, to Corneria, arriving at 3:00, is team King Dedede and Lucas!"
"And finally, on a Flight hopping by Kanto and then Corneria at 4:00 is Mewtwo and Luigi!"
"That Makes Dedede and Lucas arriving first, followed by Mewtwo and Luigi, Victor and Lucario and Yoshi and Olimar!" Concluded Koopa.
"Once teams reach Corneria, they must go to the Star fox Base and receive their next clue from Slippy Toad!"
Sector X Flight
Arrived at: 3:00 AM
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Whoa, I don't know if we're dead-last or way, way in first!" Said Lucas, very high-strung. "This is nerve-wracking!"
"Can I have some gum?" Asked Dedede.
"No." Said Lucas firmly.
Dedede started bawling.
"U-um, I-I-I suppose…" Relented Lucas, handing the pack. "But only o-"
Dedede ate the whole pack.
Lucas Glared at Dedede angrily.
20 tiresome jokes Later…
"Look, it's the Base!" Exclaimed Dedede, "Oh boy, if I wear Star Fox equipment, will all the Star Fox Fangirls go crazy over me?!"
"Dedede, I swear, all you're doing is taking lines from other certain people's stories and changing them!" Said Lucas angrily.
Hoogiman
Fanfiction Author
"Oh, it all makes sense now…" Said Hoogiman angrily, as he plotted Ripper's demise.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Thanks!" Said Lucas, taking the clue from Slippy.
"You're welcome!" Said Slippy.
Wow, thought Slippy, Someone really does respect me!
"I don't." Said Lucas.
"What the-How did you know what I was thinking?" Asked Slippy.
"Psychic." Smirked Lucas, tapping his head.
"Detour," Read Dedede, "Arwing or Landma-Whoops, wrong script. Storm or Siege?"
"Detour!" Said Koopa, "A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with it's pros and cons!"
"In Storm, teams must head to Star Wolf's Headquarters and Assault the base! They must successfully round up five members of the huge enterprise and tie them up! Teams who are stealthy or very sneaky will finish easily! However, the members are very unique pirates who know how to fend for themselves! Once they finish, Wolf O'Donnell will hand them their next clue!
"In Siege, teams must protect Star Fox's base from invading Aparoids, robotic insects that possess any who they come across! Once they have successfully defeated all 20 invaders, they will be given their next clue by Fox McCloud!"
"Let's do Siege." Simpered Lucas, "It sounds easier."
"Oh, and you suck." Said Lucas.
Slippy cried.
Dedede hummed to a tune, as they hopped into a taxi and sped off.
Kanto Flight
Arrived at: 3:00 AM
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're-a in an unknown rank!" Nagged Luigi, "It's unknown if we're first, second or even dead-last right now!"
"Shut up or I'll fill you with bullets-" Threatened Mewtwo, pulling out a gun. "-And I mean it!"
"Can't we decide on things peacefully?" Asked Luigi. "It's not like we're-a the aggros or anything."
"There never were any aggros!" Ranted Mewtwo, waving the gun around, whilst expressing himself through movements with his hands. "That reason number 116 why this race sucks!"
"What are the-a other 115 reasons?" Ventured Luigi.
"Well," Said Mewtwo, "For starters, Reason one this race sucks is because you're in the top 4!"
Luigi cried.
"This is the best I've ever done, okay?!" Sobbed Luigi.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Siege
"Shoot the creatures, Dedede, shoot them!" Yelled Lucas, firing wildly at the Aparoids.
Dedede inhaled all of them.
"Here's your next clue, guys!" Grinned Fox, handing them their next clue. "Good luck!"
"Really?" Asked Lucas.
"No, I'm paid to stand here and say that to everyone." Sighed Fox.
"Ah." Understood Lucas. "Good luck dealing with some of the other teams."
"Good Luck?!" Said Fox, confused.
Lucas' taxi already drove off.
"Okay," Said Lucas, "It says to go to the Center of Corneria city!"
"Teams must now make their way to the Center of Corneria City, which has a giant building! They have to ride an elevator to the top of the building, where they will find their next clue!" Explained Koopa.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"How about we do storm, after all, I'll teleport behind them, and tie 'em up!" suggested Mewtwo, cackling.
"It's better than getting stapled!" Mused Luigi, "I'm all for that plan!"
They set out for Star Wolf's Base.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"We're hoping that we've been first this entire time…" Said Lucas. "But we're hurrying about everything, just in case we're last."
"I thought we picked the earliest flight to Corneria!" Protested Dedede.
"Er, we did…it was just wishful thinking…" Stammered Lucas.
"Ah." Said Dedede, lying back down as the elevator slowly went up.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Where is that-a building?" Asked Luigi.
"Over there," replied Mewtwo, pointing to a random building.
"That's a building!" Said Luigi angrily.
"Be more specific next time." Chuckled Mewtwo as he lay back in his seat.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"There it is!" Said Lucas excitedly, ripping open the next clue.
"I wanna rip it open!" Said Dedede angrily.
"Here," Sighed Lucas irritably, handing Dedede the half-open clue.
"No, that one was defiled," Explained Dedede, "A real one."
The production handed them another clue.
"Thanks!" Said King Dedede, shredding it open. "It says to go to go to go to-"
"Say it already!" Said Lucas angrily.
"Go to Falco Lombardi's Arwing and take the clue inside of it!" Read Dedede.
"Where's Falco's Arwing?" Asked Lucas of Peppy Hare, one of the Star Fox members.
"Eh, over in the docking bay of the base." Explained Peppy.
"Thanks!" Said Lucas gratefully, hailing a taxi.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"That was kinda easy!" Laughed Mewtwo, holding up the five corpses of Wolf's gang.
Wolf glared at him angrily.
"There, there," Snickered Mewtwo, patting Wolf's shoulder, "You'll get more members!"
Mewtwo's hand got impaled on Wolf's shoulder, due to the fact that it had a spiky shoulder plate on it.
"…" Said Mewtwo.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"Is this the docking bay?" Asked Lucas of himself, looking around nervously.
"Sure of it." Yawned Leon, "And you two stay here!"
Leon cackled manically, as he ran off to go assassinate Falco.
"Wow, we have a friendly tour guide!" Commented Lucas.
"Wait…wasn't Leon in the race at some point?" Mused Dedede.
They thought about it for a moment.
"Nah," They both said.
Lucas opened the cockpit of the Arwing and took the clue that was inside.
He handed it to Dedede.
"Go to the airport and buy tickets to Yoshi's Island!" Read Dedede.
"Teams must now buy tickets to Yoshi's Island, the final Destination for this Leg of the race!" Explained Koopa, "The island is a place filled with friendly creatures called Yoshis, who actually saved Mario when he was a Baby!"
"Let's go." Said Lucas.
Leon ran in, bloody and carrying an AK-47.
"Not yet," Smirked Leon, "The party's just begun!"
He aimed the gun at Lucas.
And…Dedede inhaled Leon.
And swallowed.
"Yay!" Cheered Dedede and Lucas.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"…Where you will find your next clue!" Finished Luigi. "Come-a on, Mewtwo, we're-a last maybe!"
"I don't think we are." Sensed Mewtwo.
A close-up on Mewtwo's face, as he looked disturbed by something.
Corneria Flight
Arrived at: 4:30 AM
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"You know what I've realized?" Asked Victor to Lucario.
"What?"
"You know, 13 is the Bad luck number…" Said Victor as he toyed with the subject, "And…remember now…there were 13 teams when this race started out…"
"You saying this race is a hoax?" Asked Lucario, raising an eyebrow…thing…shut up.
"Pretty much." Replied Victor.
They got inside a taxi and drove off.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Two tickets to Yoshi's Island," Said Lucas calmly. "I feel that this location is where the Roadblock and the pit stop is!"
"So this is where it's decided…" Mused Dedede.
"To see who's gonna go home tonight…" Finished Lucas.
"I say it's Mewtwo and Luigi." Said Dedede.
"They just have to go." Said Lucas evilly.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's the clue on top of the building!" Said Mewtwo happily.
"It says we have to go to the Star Fox base and get inside Falco's Arwing!" Explained Luigi, "I talk to-a Falco sometimes, this'll be easy!"
"Final Three, here we come!" Giggled Mewtwo, dragging Luigi.
"Why are you pulling me?" Asked Luigi angrily.
"You got hurt, in the foot…" Said Mewtwo.
"That's because you shot me in the leg!" Said Luigi angrily.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're either way in first, or we're hopelessly last…" Mused Victor. "Let's hope we're near the front."
"Yeah, I'd hate to get fourth and barely miss the finals…" Sighed Lucario. "This will be my first time to be in the Finals!"
"My only time I'll EVER be in this Race…" Groaned Victor, "Remember? If I don't make it to the finals in this Race, I'll never get there! You'll probably be in Season Two!"
New Pork City Flight
Arrived at: 4:45 AM
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Did you know I've never been to the Finals Before?" Asked Yoshi.
"Huh?" Said Olimar.
"I've always been fourth." Sighed Yoshi, "Never made it to th' finals."
"Ah."
…
…
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"We picked a flight that departs at 5:00, then arrives at the island at 5:30," explained Lucas, "The Island actually isn't that far away."
"We're freaking good like that!" Chortled Dedede, rubbing his gut.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"We have-a purchased tickets, and we're on a flight arriving there at 5:30." Explained Luigi.
"Can we a team song?" Asked Mewtwo, "I was thinking of something like-"
"A team song?" Asked Luigi, infuriated, "We're possibly dead-last right now and you want to create a team song?!?"
"Pretty much, yeah." Shrugged Mewtwo.
…
"Let's have one about psychic plumbers!" Suggested Luigi.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"We're apparently doing a detour." Said Lucario.
…
"And for the record, I don't care." Said Lucario.
"High five, fellow teen!" Said Victor, slapping Lucario.
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"We're following the teen and old people." Said Olimar, "We don't know if we're first and second, second and third, or even third and last! We have to stick with them at all times."
"We're devising how to beat them to the pit stop." Backed up Yoshi.
Victor and Lucario
On Storm
"We're doing storm," Said Victor, "And I just gave away our hiding spot by saying that."
"You idiot!" Fumed Lucario, "That could cost us the entire leg!"
"At least I remember to put my contacts on!" Said Victor angrily.
"Why do you keep bringing that up?" Asked Lucario.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Storm
"We're doing storm to keep an eyesight on that team." Said Olimar.
"Yeah." Sighed Yoshi. "And he meant to say we're doing this to watch them."
"Ah." Said the cameraman.
Victor and Lucario
On Storm
"I keep bringing it up because you keep forgetting our money, too!" Said Victor.
"How the hell does that have anything to do with my contacts?" Asked Lucario, in rage.
"BECAUSE IT DOES!" Said Victor.
"I swear I'm going to become president and ban all teens from the U.S." Grumbled Lucario. "They're all so stupid!"
"What does it take to shut you up?!" Yelled Victor.
"That's what I've been asking you!" Said Lucario.
Victor thought about that.
"I want an ipod." Said Victor.
Lucario bought one and killed Victor with it.
"I didn't mean kill me!" Said Victor, dying.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"We used a systematic scheme to trap the prey." Smirked Olimar.
"Gah! Talk English!" Screamed Yoshi, beating Olimar with a laptop.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in Last Place
"You should have been more specific," Chuckled Lucario.
"How does 'I want an ipod' sound like 'kill me', huh?!" Asked Victor, bleeding.
"Schizophrenic voices, sorry." Said Lucario quickly.
"Shut up, you're not psychotic!" Whined Victor.
"Your mom is!"
"She Was!" Cried Victor.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"We have to go to the tower in the center." Explained Yoshi, "And fast. The team has caught up."
Yoshi pointed at the Martial Artists, who were arguing as they walked.
"Find a taxi! Quick!" Said Olimar.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in Last Place
"Quiet, the others are leaving!" Said Lucario with alarm, "We have to get to that tower!"
"No, don't beat me!" Whimpered Victor, having a hallucination.
Lucario sighed.
Yoshi and Olimar
"We're on a flight that reaches Yoshi's Island at 5:40." Said Yoshi. "It's awesome that we're going back to my homeland."
"Yeah, that may help." Mused Olimar.
Victor and Lucario
"Got a flight that's getting to wherever at 5:40." Sighed Victor.
Lucario mopped up Victor's blood and wiped it on his partner's back.
"All teams now have a Flight to Yoshi's Island!" Said Koopa, "On the 5 AM, arriving at 5:30, contains teams King Dedede and Lucas & Mewtwo and Luigi! On the Second Flight, arriving at 5:40, has Yoshi and Olimar and Victor and Lucario!"
"Once teams arrive, they must find their next clue engraved in the stone of the Raven in the Yoshi Village!"
1st Flight
Arrived at: 5:30 AM
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place
"Hey! Yoshi thing!" Snapped Mewtwo. "Take us to the Village thing!"
"Yoshi Yo shi shi?" Asked the Yoshi.
"…What?" Asked Mewtwo carefully.
"Yoshi Yoshi yo shi yo!" Said Yoshi.
"I'm not Yoshian," Said Mewtwo. "Quit acting like you're a gangster or something and tell me where the village is!"
"Yo Yoshi!" Said the Yoshi angrily.
"Fine, go sniff crack!" Snorted Mewtwo, shrugging off the Yoshi.
"YOSHI!" Screamed the Yoshi, eating Mewtwo.
…
"Thank you?" Said Mewtwo.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"Come, let's beat that team, m'boy!" Said Dedede.
"I'm not your boy, I'm Lucas!" Said Lucas disinterested.
"We have to beat the other team!" Said Dedede, ignoring Lucas' rant.
"Are you listening to me?" Asked Lucas angrily.
"No!" Said Dedede. "…And can I have some gum?"
"NO!" Said Lucas.
Dedede started Bawling.
Lucas didn't fall for it.
Dedede started telling on him.
"Okay, okay, have some gum you fat Penguin!" Said Lucas, handing him the pack, "But ONLY, ONLY ONLY ONE-"
Dedede ate the entire pack.
Lucas glared at him angrily.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place
"Right, there's the stone Raven!" Said Mewtwo, reading it. "It reads as follows: Make your way to the shop of the Village and purchase some honey!"
"Teams must now make their way to the only shop on Yoshi's Island, and buy a Flashlight!" Explained Koopa. "Once they do that, teams have to go into the Wild Jungle and search for the five missing Yoshis, and find them in order! They will hint where the next one is, leading the teams to the final Yoshi kid, who will hand them their next clue!"
"Awesome, like Hide n' Seek." Simpered Mewtwo, "Come on!"
"This sounds kind of weird…" Said Luigi. "I wonder if Mario did stuff like this…"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're second now…" Counted Lucas. "Apparently we were the first place team throughout Corneria, and now we're second. Mewtwo and Luigi are first."
"Wow, talk about change in usual placing!" Chuckled Dedede.
"We can't let those hooligans win," Pressed Lucas, "Come on and let's beat them! For old times' sake!"
"Yeah!" Said Dedede. "We're going to win this leg!"
They cheered, high fived and ran off after the Classmates.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Where is the shop-a?" Asked Luigi, "It's-a urgent!"
"Whoa, Mario!" Said one Yoshi, "You're…green now!"
"I'm NOT Mario!" Yelled Luigi, "I'm-a Luigi!"
"Oh! I know you!" Said Yoshi #2.
"Yeah?" Said Luigi.
"…You're Mr. Green guy, his sidekick!" Grinned Yoshi #2.
Luigi fainted.
Lucas ran past.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Yeeha, we're first!" Cheered Lucas.
They ordered a flashlight, and quickly ran into the thick jungle.
"You moron," Said Mewtwo, "Because of you we're second now, Er…uh…Mr. Green!"
Luigi slapped his own face. "It's-a LUIGI!"
Last Flight
Arrived at: 5:40 AM
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're the last two teams," Lamented Olimar, "We're the two who are gonna fight when it gets down to the pit stop."
"We hope those Martial Arts guys can't take the heat…" Muttered Yoshi.
"The real positive is you know the terrain." Said Olimar. "That may end up getting us in the Finals."
Victor and Lucario
Currently in Last Place
"I can't believe you killed me with an ipod!" Said Victor.
"I can't believe you're STILL bringing that up after what, an hour ago?" Said Lucario angrily.
"You're jealous to admit I have an ipod!" Said Victor, referencing to the MP3 player embedded in his esophagus.
"How can you breathe with that?!" Asked Lucario, alarmed.
"Well, no matter, I'll even this out." Said Victor. "Wait…if this is in my throat…wouldn't that mean I should be dea-"
Victor died.
However, due to continuity errors, that last sentence, can't be taken seriously.
And because of starving Children in Africa.
Forgot that, didn't you?
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"We're following these footsteps!" Said Dedede, with a comical expression, "And we've found a Yoshi!"
"Do they bite?" Asked Lucas nervously, touching the Yoshi.
It pulled a gun on him.
"They do," Said Lucas, withdrawing his hand.
"Okay, I'll asks him: Where's the other Yoshi?" Asked King Dedede.
"Yo Yoshi shi Yo yo-shi!" Said the Yoshi kid.
"He wants to know if you'll give me gum!" Said Dedede, grinning.
Lucas' eyes fumed.
"He…wants to know." Said Dedede.
Lucas' eyes fumed.
"Please?" Asked Dedede.
Lucas balked.
Dedede cried.
Lucas balked.
Dedede told on him.
Lucas balked.
King Dedede untied Lucas' shoes.
"Okay, here, but please, o-"
Dedede ate Lucas.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"Can we untie me?" Asked Luigi angrily.
"Nope!" Said Mewtwo, dragging a Luigi that was tied to a stake.
"Rrrgh…" Groaned Luigi.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yoshi was so busy visiting his old friends that we quietly crept ahead of them," Explained Lucario.
"Dude, good thing we're gonna not be last!" Chuckled Victor.
"I know, we really got those Hocotatians tweaked," Replied Lucario with a grin.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"I have a feeling," Whined Olimar, "And it's not a good one."
"I told you not to eat those tacos…" Sighed Yoshi, rolling his eyes.
"No, it's different from that…" Said Olimar. "Like…like a bad one."
"That's because you've been run through. By a dagger." Said Yoshi.
Olimar looked down and saw a blade through his middle.
"Oh, curse my babbling…" Said Olimar as he died painfully.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Look, a Yoshi!" Said Dedede, going off-track and skipping a few Yoshis.
"Um, Dedede? We're supposed to follow the trail…" Said Lucas, pointing to the crumb trail.
King Dedede already shook the sleeping Yoshi awake.
Lucas sighed.
"Tell us where the next Yoshi is, heh…" Chortled Dedede.
"Eh, I'm the last." Shrugged the Yoshi. "You…Did follow the path, right? If not, I can't give you this clue."
"Um…yeah…" Lied Dedede.
"Sweet, here's your clue." Said the Yoshi kid, handing over the clue.
"Awesome!" Said Dedede, ripping it open. "Drive to the Volcano!"
"Teams now have to drive to the giant active Volcano on Yoshi's Island!" Said Koopa. "There are four Jeeps for all four teams! Once at the entrance, Raphael the Raven will hand them their next clue!"
"Wow, we're way ahead of the others!" Said Lucas.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"Hey…" Said Luigi. "Dedede and Lucas, went that way and lied to the last Yoshi kid and got away with it! Let's do that!"
"And cheat? Luigi, that's wrong." Said Mewtwo.
"You…but…I thought…" Sputtered Luigi.
"Cheating is horrid! Never cheat!" Said Mewtwo angrily.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!" Screamed Luigi.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Did you hear something?!" Asked Victor. "Let's go to whatever that noise was, because it's apparently not a different team in a mid-life crisis!"
Lucario stared at Victor like he was mad.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Let's go, I know where all the Yoshis are gonna be!" Chuckled Yoshi.
"Easy does it!" Said Olimar excitedly.
"We're in it to win it!" Said Yoshi, running along.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Boys
Dedede hopped in the driver's seat, and opened the door for Lucas.
"Okay Dedede, wait for me to get my wallet out…" Said Lucas, standing next to the door as Lucas fished around in his pocket.
"What?" Asked Dedede, thinking Lucas was fully inside the car and closing it.
It whammed Lucas against the side, and knocked him out like a light.
"Oh god!" Said Dedede, picking up Lucas. "What do I do? Lucas always tells me!"
He thought about the situation.
And thought, and thought.
"I know, I'll buckle him up!" Said Dedede, tying Lucas to the car. "Hmm, step two, I guess I'll drive now."
He turned on the car and drive only two meters before getting into a wreck.
"Oh I forgot to buckle myself up!" Said Dedede, choking on his blood.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Just cheat you freaking idiot!" Said Luigi. "You, you dumb head!"
"Uh, okay…" Said Mewtwo, a little annoyed.
They walked (Or, in one person's case, glided through telekinesis) over to the Yoshi kid, and asked for the next clue.
"I bet you two cheated!" Said the Yoshi kid.
"How did you know?!" Screamed Luigi, his eyes red.
"You just told me," Smirked the Yoshi kid.
Luigi cried.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Awesome, I found the second Yoshi kid!" Said Victor, Victoriously.
"Quit emphasizing words and pass that team up ahead!" Said Lucario angrily.
"The next Yoshi's over there." Said that Yoshi lazily.
"Oh, thanks, stupid Yoshi…" Cursed Victor as he tripped on a huge rock.
Lucario muttered something about 'Nuclear Weapons'.
"Er, Snake?" Asked Pikachu to Snake's corpse. "What happened to your nuclear bomb?"
Snake's corpse did not respond, due to the main issue that he was a corpse.
"Oh yeah," Cackled Pikachu insanely, laughing as he coughed up some blood, "Due to continuity errors, it hasn't gone off yet!"
Pikachu chuckled some more.
Then the bomb went off.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Okay, I strap Lucas down…" Mumbled Dedede, going through the process again. "Step two, flip off the dullard Frats that wrecked my car!"
King Dedede swore and flipped off Marth and Fox.
"Step three, buckle up and drive off before the frats get to do anything about it!" Cackled Dedede evilly as he drove off.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Okay, we did it the right way!" Cackled Luigi, running up to the final Yoshi.
"Here's your next clue!" Said the Yoshi, handing Luigi the clue. "Why are you so mean, Mario?"
Luigi's left eye twitched.
"Time to go…" Said Mewtwo nervously as he dragged Luigi along.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Oh no, up ahead is Mewtwo and Luigi!" Said Victor in shock, "We have to pass them at all costs!"
A Black Mamba bit Victor in the leg thirteen times.
"…On second thought, how 'bout helping me amputate my leg?" Asked Victor, with a shakiness in his voice.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"We're almost done!" Said Yoshi, "One more kid to find and we're done!"
"But we haven't seen any other teams…" Said Olimar with worry, "I think we can still get eliminated!"
"Dude, do you think we'd really get eliminated after coming so far, working do hard to obtain our rightful place in the Final Three?!" Asked Yoshi, angered.
"Yeah." Said Olimar.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Oh no, I see two other teams!" Said Dedede. "What do I do, What do I do?"
He drove off at an insane speed.
"I can still make my team win!" Said Dedede inspirationally.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"Oh crap, that was the Party guys!" Said Luigi as he turned on the car, "We have to get first on this leg!"
"This is no freaking fair!" Pouted Mewtwo, "ALL the Top 7 won at least one leg except us!"
"I hate you for bringing that up!" Screamed Luigi, starting to drive.
Victor and Lucario
"Get to the car! Quick!" Said Victor. "I think we're last at the moment!"
"Oh man, almost all of the four teams are bunched up together!" Said Lucario, "This leg's really tight!"
Mt. Lavalava Volcano
The three cars zoomed through the Foliage, and they stopped at the entrance of the cavern leading inside the Volcano.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place
"GO GO GO GO" Screamed Mewtwo as he literally leaped out of the car and ran up to the Raven.
He read it faster than any person on earth, then ran inside.
"Teams must now make their way into the huge Volcano and find another Raven! He will hand them their next clue!" Said Koopa Troopa.
"Almost to the end!" Said Mewtwo, a single tear forming at his eye.
"We're gonna make it!" Said Luigi happily.
King Dedede and Lucas
Dedede drove like he was drunk, and he even hit Raphael Raven.
"SORRY!" Yelled King Dedede as he carried Lucas on his shoulder.
He ran after Mewtwo and Luigi as fast as his overweight body could go.
Victor and Lucario
"No you fool! You went too slow!" Screamed Victor. "It's over and kaput for us!"
Dramatic music played heavily, as they parked next to the two other jeeps.
"We're third now!" Yelled Victor as he merely followed inside without the clue.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"There's the Volcano!" Yelled Yoshi in fear.
"Oh no, all the other teams are already deep inside!" Wailed Olimar. "It's OVER!"
"Not yet! We can still win in a footrace!" Said Yoshi heroically.
They ran in a final attempt to catch up to the other teams.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Beat 'em in a footrace!" Yelled Victor quickly. He tore apart the envelope and read, "Roadblock! Who is the ultimate daredevil?"
"Roadblock!" Said Koopa, "A roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"
"In this Roadblock, a person from each team has to drink five whole Gallons of Hot sauce! This may seem a little easy, however, this is the world's most hottest sauce, 'Yoshi's Hot Sauce', which makes the task even harder!"
"I'll do it, I can swig down any liquid faster than fathomable," Said Victor with speed.
"Do it for the Final Three!" Said Lucario.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"We got passed!" Said Luigi as he burst into tears.
"Hot sauce?" Said Mewtwo quizzically. "You do it."
"Oh, thanks." Said Luigi, watching Victor have tears come down his eyes.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"Oh no we were passed up!" Said Dedede to Lucas' silent and limp form. "What are we going to do?"
Dedede bursted into tears as he dragged Lucas along.
"We're gonna get eliminated, eliminated, eliminated," Sang Dedede, crying.
Victor
On Roadblock
"I can't take this!!!" Screamed Victor after swallowing an entire Gallon whole, "It's flipping HOT!"
"Eat it or I'll-"
Victor already finished. Then he passed out from the hotness.
"Oh (bleep)!" Said Lucario. "And it's even the freaking Pit stop for this leg!"
"Teams must now head for the pit stop for this leg, the very back of the Volcano!" Said Koopa. "This is the eleventh pit stop in our amazing Race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive will be eliminated!"
"Of all the times!" Screamed Lucario, dragging Victor.
Luigi
On Roadblock
"Why am I the one for this?" Asked Luigi, sobbing, "I can't stand hot sauce!"
Mewtwo shoved a barrel into Luigi's mouth, screaming,
"THIS IS FOR THE (BLEEP)ING FINAL THREE, FINISH IT OFF!"
Luigi had a seizure.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
He crept down the hall, with Lucas.
Two shadowy figures passed them, to Dedede's unknowing.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"I think we passed someone, though I'm not sure." Explained Yoshi.
They opened the Roadblock clue.
"I'll do it!" Said Yoshi. "I love this hot sauce!"
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
Lucario came across a fork in the road, and Victor came to.
"Where are we?!" Asked Victor, dazed.
"On the way to the pit stop, you got knocked out!" Said Lucario angrily. "We have to get first now, or we'll be goners!"
They ran straight ahead, and went the wrong way.
Luigi
On Roadblock
"I can't-a take this!" Screamed Luigi, "It's too hot!"
"This is what Happens when you Waste Time!" Said Mewtwo angrily.
"…Catchphrase!" Said Mewtwo and Luigi at the same time.
"Eat it already!" Said Mewtwo.
Luigi sculled down the third Gallon.
Yoshi
On Roadblock
"Ouch, FIVE gallons?" Asked Yoshi, surprised, "I can barely hold in three!"
"Hurry, I see Dedede coming!" Said Olimar worriedly.
Yoshi sculled down most of the first Gallon off the bat.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place
"I see more teams!" Said Dedede to himself in excitement. "There's a task!"
He read the clue.
"Who's the person who sculls in the team? That me! I can get us in the Final Three!" Said Dedede, his eyes shining with delight.
He left Lucas there on the floor, dirty, as he performed the task.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Oh no!" Gasped Victor, "We went the wrong way!"
"Hurry, hurry, we can still make it if we go fast!" Said Lucario, almost in tears.
"I don't think we'll be in the Finals after all…" Cried Victor. "We could have been much nicer to each other…"
"I'm sorry for killing you!" Said Lucario.
Luigi
On Roadblock
"I can't-a do this!" Said Luigi, on the final Gallon, "It's just too freaking-a spicy!"
"Yes you can! Finish and make us win!" Said Mewtwo inspirationally.
Luigi forcing, himself to finish the final Gallon.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"Already done, hee, hee," Chuckled Dedede. "I'm the fastest sculler in the west!"
He dragged Lucas along the way.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Last team to check in will be eliminated!" Read Mewtwo, "Come on buddy, for old times' sake!"
"For the million!" Said Luigi, crying from the hot sauce.
Victor and Lucario
"No we can't make this!" Screamed Victor, "I can't picture us there!"
"You will imagine us in the Finals!" Yelled Lucario as he hit Victor.
King Dedede and Lucas
"No, no! Mewtwo passed us!" Cried Dedede.
Luigi even ran by.
"NUE!"
Mewtwo and Luigi
"Wahoo, first place forever!" Sang Luigi, off-key.
"Strawberry fields, forever…" Sung Mewtwo.
…
"Just keep running, okay?" Asked Luigi angrily.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Will be eliminated!" Read Yoshi. "They didn't get far, come on!"
"Okay, we can prove to be the best!"
Victor and Lucario
"JOG! JOG!" Yelled Lucario.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"….I wanted to be… The Very Best…that no one ever waaaas…" Sang Mewtwo quickly as he ran along.
King Dedede and Lucas
"I can't see anything!" Whined King Dedede as he ran after the noise.
He dragged Lucas by the hand.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"To train myself was my real test, but they kicked me out of BRAWL!!" Yelled Mewtwo.
Yoshi and Olimar
"Hurry, hurry, I'm sure someone had to have screwed up ahead!"
"Yeah, we'll make it!" Said Olimar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"So now I travel, across the land, searching far and wiiide…" Sang Mewtwo mysteriously.
Victor and Lucario
"It's over for us!" Said Victor in pure panic as he ran through the Volcano path like a bat out from hell.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"…These Smashers, will soon understand, that I will KILL THEM ALLLL!!" Sang Mewtwo sadistically.
Luigi gulped.
King Dedede and Lucas
"It's Mewtwo and Luigi!" Said Dedede, his eyes shining with hope.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"Smash Bros. Brawl, Gotta Kill 'em a-aallll it's just meeee, I know yeah, it's my DES-TINY…" Said Mewtwo.
Yoshi and Olimar
"It's still not our time to go yet!" Said Olimar. "Come on, for our friendship!"
"We can do this!" Said Yoshi.
Mewtwo and Luigi
BROS. BRAWL! OOOOOHHH, You're a piece of crap, In a world I must comprehend!! Smash Bros. Brawl, Gotta hurt 'em a-allll, You know it's truuu-ueee!!" Sang Mewtwo one and on.
Luigi yelped as he tried to run away from Mewtwo.
King Dedede and Lucas
"We're gonna pass them!" Said Dedede.
Lucas started to come to.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"My power WILL pull me THROUGH!! you hurt me, and I'll hurt you…"
Luigi noticed Dedede as he was gaining on them.
Victor and Lucario
"I think this is the right way!" Said Victor.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"ALL OF YOU-OU!! BRAWL, Gotta hurt 'em all, Gotta hurt 'em a-allll, Smash Bros. Brawl!!" Finished Mewtwo as he ran inside the pit stop room.
"Don't let them win!" Shrieked Luigi.
At the Pit Stop
King Dedede ran onto the mat, then remembered about Lucas.
"Come on, Lucas!" Yelled Dedede, "Pit stop!"
"Wha-?!" Asked Lucas, looking around in fear.
Mewtwo slid by.
Luigi and Lucas ran for the pit stop, as Mewtwo landed on the mat.
Both touched the mat.
"WE WON!" Shouted Luigi and Mewtwo.
"…" Said Koopa.
"I…what…how…" Sputtered Lucas angrily.
"…Team…King Dedede and Lucas, You're team number one!" Said Koopa, "You finally got first again!"
"YAAAAAAAY!" Cheered Dedede and Lucas.
"I don't even know how I got here!" Said Lucas happily.
"But…but…" Said Luigi as he broke down crying.
"We sung my song! We even made team shirts!" Said Mewtwo angrily. "…With a psychic plumber on the front!"
"Team Mewtwo and Luigi," Said Koopa, "You are team number Two!"
"We'll win the million dollars, you'll see!" Cackled Mewtwo evilly.
"And I have some good news for both of you…" said Master Hand, "You are two of the three teams that will be racing to the finish line for one million dollars!"
"And get out of here!" Said Koopa angrily.
"Sorry…" Cried Master Hand.
Victor and Lucario
"I'm sure this is the way!" Said Victor hopefully.
"Yeah, we can make it!"
Yoshi and Olimar
"Oh yes, a team!" Laughed Yoshi with joy. "A team, another team!"
"We're saved!" Said Olimar, "Saved and we're gonna get richer!"
"Yee-ha!"
At the Pit Stop
"Holy—Yoshi and Olimar's coming from behind!" Said Lucario bitterly. "Run or I'll do something regretting!"
Yoshi ran past them all and stepped onto the mat.
"NO!" Yelled Victor, running onto the mat.
Olimar was tripped by Lucario, who then beat him repeatedly.
Lucario ate every single one of his Pikmin, then ran for the pit stop.
"See you pull a fancy one now!" Said Lucario with a fit of giggles.
Olimar plucked a few Pikmin and used them to attack Lucario.
Lucario used Aura sphere and killed all the Pikmin.
Yoshi swallowed up Lucario and stuck him in an egg.
Victor jumped on top of Yoshi, and hit him over and over.
Olimar ran onto the mat, as Yoshi and Victor tumbled off of it.
Lucario snuck up behind Olimar and squeezed the little midget hard.
Victor took a bite on Yoshi, causing the dinosaur to go:
"Awawawawawawaa…."
Victor ran towards the mat then Olimar threw Pikmin at him.
Victor chomped up the Pikmin.
As Olimar wept, Lucario jumped onto the mat.
There was the longest silence ever heard, and Koopa quietly said,
"Team, Victor and Lucario," Said Koopa, "You are, team number three! And you are one of the Three teams racing in the Final Three for a million dollars!"
Yoshi sighed.
"Team Yoshi and Captain Olimar…" Said Koopa.
Olimar cried harder.
"You are the last team to arrive. And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated, from the race."
"That's okay," Said Yoshi, "We won 2 legs, stuck around until the end, and most of all, we had fun while racing. We know we may have disappointed some of you because we failed after coming so far, but at least fourth's better than Fifth and under."
Final Three Bragging
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Cheya, Final Three's awesome!" Commented Victor, "I feel like a king!"
"We're the only serious team left," Explained Lucario, "And because of that, we're gonna win. Nothin' else to it, we win, we leave. See ya."
"We're gonna go with th' flo!" Said Victor, grinning.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates
"Hyak, didn't think we'd get this far, but now that we did, we're goin' for the million!" Said Mewtwo with a serious expression.
"It's-a all pure racing from-a here!" Said Luigi solemnly.
"Nobody's gonna hold us back." Said Mewtwo.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"We totally deserve to win," Explained Lucas, "I'm young, he's a king, we rock!"
"We're the biggest threat!" Said Dedede. "NOONE will keep us from winning. You have been warned."
"See ya when we win," Smirked Lucas balefully.
Finish Times:
King Dedede and Lucas: 6:16 PM
Mewtwo and Luigi: 6:17 PM
Victor and Lucario: 6:22 PM
Yoshi and Olimar: 6:23 PM- Eliminated
Hooray, one more leg left! The Grand Finale! Who will win the One Million Dollars?
Oh, and Hoogiman, sorry about my Similarity problems on our Dededes—It's my fault and I shouldn't be taking any of your humor, it's your jokes you made, not mine.
Most of it was on accident, but on some early legs, I purposely used a few gags from you.
Sorry 'bout that. Vote who you think should win, on the poll on my Profile!
One more thing: Review!
Tell me who you thought was great, who you downright hate, and who should win.
Oh, and whine how your favorite didn't make it to the Finals. Thanks for sticking with me, folks!
Expect The Double-length Finale on my Birthday, March Fifteenth! The Ides of March!