The door to the light music club slammed open. That's right, slammed open.

Mio, who had been waiting for everyone, saw Ritsu and Yui barge in. Ritsu immediately ran over to the bassist, giving her a serious look. Mio simply smiled, watching Ritsu's hairband change colors from green to red.

"So, Ritsu, how was the swim home from space?"

"I MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING!"

"Good job."

Ritsu prepared to get serious. In truth, she had only been using 2 percent of her power up until now.

"MIO, THOU SHALT SUFFER TORMENT FROM MINE INJURY!! D:"

"Oh, shut up and have some grass."

"I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN! D:"

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In the end, Ritsu wasn't Sasuke enough to kill Mio, and the three girls simply sat down to drink fucktea and do kegel exercises, boys and girls.