Skipping For Bros About to Rock(S1E13A) - The girls and Leo watch as Lincoln leaves the house through the emergency escape slide outside of his window so Luna wouldn't know he's out to get SMOOCH tickets with Clyde.
"Another successful operation siblings!" Lisa declares proudly because they didn't want Luna to ruin another concert for one of them.
"Hooray!" they all cheered even Leo though he doesn't understand what's going on.
Then Lily spontaneously combusts and is reduced to a pile of ashes.
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"Oh my gosh, they murdered Lily!" Lana exclaims in shock.
"Those assholes!" Lola yells in outrage.
"What the hay happened to her?!" Lynn asks in confusion that's mirrored by everyone else.
Lisa thinks for a moment before she remembers something earlier.
"So that's where my combustible chemicals went." Lisa reveals now knowing who took them.
"Lily must have drank them, thinking that they're juice or something." Luan theorizes since it's the only logical explanation.
"Wow! Even Leni isn't stupid enough to consume non labelled vials!" Lynn states as she finally understands.
"That's right... Hey!" Leni exclaims angrily taking a moment to notice the jab to her intelligence.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles at the magic trick his fellow baby performed.
"That's right Leo. Lily's a stupid baby. Yes she is, yes she is." Lori coos at Leo making him giggle even more.
'Lisa should learn to keep her things more secure so Leo won't suffer the same fate.' Lucy thought deciding there are some precautions that need to be established since Leo is Lisa's roommate.
Ties That Constrict
It appears to be a nice quiet Saturday morning. A butterfly perches on Lincoln's window. Just then, a sudden blast blows the butterfly away and we see the real actions occurring inside the Loud House. Luna is rocking, Lucy is reading her poetry on the attic steps, Lola and Lana are racing with their car and pogo stick, some commotion is coming from Lisa and Leo's room, Leo is bopping a tied up Lily on the head with his rattle, and Luan is practicing with her dummy Mr. Coconuts.
"How do you make an egg roll?" Luan as Mr. Coconuts asks herself.
"I don't know. How do you make an egg roll?" Luan pretends to wonder.
"You push it!" the puppet answers.
"Good one, Mr. Coconuts, but your delivery was a little wooden." Luan laughs at her own pun.
Mr. Coconuts just turns at her and stares at her vividly. Luan reacts surprised and turns to the viewers awkwardly.(Schizophrenia?)
Leni comes out of her room wearing Lori's tank top.
"Is that my shirt? Take it off!" Lori angrily demands.(Yeah Leni, it's easier to animate characters when they have the same design from the final draft.)
"I can't! There are boys here!" Leni refers to Mr. Coconuts.
"Ah, coconuts." the puppet said in disappointment when Luan covers his wooden eyes.(Is there something you want to share with us Luan?)
"Bap! Hehehe! 'rattle, rattle' Bap! Hehehe! 'rattle, rattle'" Leo giggles as he shakes his rattle to make noise while bopping Lily repeatedly on her head.(Seeing how the rest of us treat Lily, Leo thinks this is how he should play with her.)
"Grrrr!" Lily growls angrily because if Kalashnikov hadn't tied her up, preventing her from moving her arms and legs, then she would repeatedly hit Leo on his head with his own rattle.('Gasp!' The villainess!")
Lynn is leaping off the walls in the manners of parkour. Lincoln is copying her moves flawlessly. Lynn bounces off Luna's speakers and leaps over Lola's car and Lana's pogo stick. Lincoln jumps over Lola's car by using Lana and her pogo stick for extra height. He catch up with Lynn with no scratch on him.
"See, Linc, the key to parkour is momentum. Never stop moving. Door jump!" Lynn demonstrates by leaping onto and springing off the bathroom door to do a flip.
Instead of doing what Lynn just did, Lincoln pauses because he knows Cliff the cat will open the door somehow and exit because he was using the toilet.(Why didn't he just use his litter box? Because it's another contrived way for me to get hurt.)
Lincoln enters the bathroom to wash his hands since he used them to touch the floor while doing parkour.
"Welcome to a typical Saturday morning in the Loud House. Sure it's crazy, but that's the way we like it. All eleven of us." Lincoln states to the reader/audience.(Insert: 'Wouldn't trade it for the world.' lyric here.)
At that moment, Lincoln hears the voice of his sweet ass of a mother through the vent.
"Eleven is way too many. I can't take it anymore." Rita said in exasperation.
"But we can't get rid of them. I'm too attached." Lynn Sr. argues trying to convince her to not get rid of any of them.
Lincoln gasps and gets closer to hear better.
"I know you are, honey, but they're just so obnoxious and loud." Rita declares averting her eyes from the things they're talking about.(I guess visual gaudiness can be considered loud and obnoxious.)
"Are they talking about us?" Lincoln wonders as he looks out into the hallway to see the chaos that they love possibly being the cause of this issue with Lori trying to get her shirt back from Leni who's running from her while Lori holds on.
"Stop! You're stretching my shirt!" Lori yells not realizing her pulling is part of the problem.
"I'm sorry, but my mind is made up. I want all of them out of the house and on the curb in time for trash pickup tomorrow." Rita puts her foot down fully knowing that no one would want to buy them.
"Trash pickup?" Lincoln terrified at what he heard runs off to tell his sisters and brother.
If Lincoln continued on listening in then he would have realized that his parents are talking about Lynn Sr. ridiculous neckties.
"But I love my tie collection! Cool neckwear is my thing." Lynn Sr. said as he looks at them like they were his own children.
"Honey, they're an embarrassment." Rita admits not liking the stares they get when out in public.
"Not this one." Lynn Sr. holds up his disco tie as he presses a button to make it light up and play music.
"It's like a dance party around your neck." Lynn Sr. starts dancing which makes Rita feel embarrassed.
The nine girls and Leo have heard what Lincoln heard through the vent and don't believe him.
"Lincoln, who do you think we are? Lily?" Lori asks not convinced at all.
"Yeah. Why would they want to get rid of us?" Lynn wonders since they're a pretty awesome group of siblings.
Lincoln shows them the damage, nay, the destruction they have caused in the hallway and a coyote trying to make off with a screaming Lily. The coyote notices the kids, drops Lily, and leaves.
"Oh." they all said even Leo who feels bad even though he didn't really contribute to the destruction.
"Whatever, Mr. Paranoid. This is a waste of valuable texting time." Lori said while walking away.
"Lori, wait! I'm serious! Come listen for yourself." Lincoln leads her to the bathroom's vent.
As Lori listens to her parents' conversation she starts to get worried.
"But I thought you loved them." Lynn Sr. said with tears in his eyes.
"Frankly, dear, I didn't like the first one." Rita reveals causing Lori to be in a state of panicking depression.
"And the next thing I know, we've got eleven." Rita continues her specific wording that can be easily misinterpreted.(Seriously, if this was real life then the stars must have been perfectly aligned for such a coincidence to happen.)
"IT'S TRUE! MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING RID OF US!" Lori shouts alerting the rest of her siblings which cause them to start panicking.
"I'm going to go down there and give them a piece of my mind!" Lola furiously shouts about to go downstairs to confront her parents.
"Guys. Shh. Quiet down." Lincoln said wanting to calm them down.
"I'm going to lose my princess bed! Don't you tell me to quiet down!" Lola exclaims indignant of the situation.(Ironically, if we allowed Lola to confront Mom and Dad then the misunderstanding would have been cleared much sooner.)
"This is what got us in trouble in the first place. The yelling, the fighting, and the loudness." Lincoln admits though everyone looks at Lily thinking that it's mostly her fault.
"Lincoln's right. We have to be quiet, and perfectly well behaved." Lori agrees as she and the others need to change how they behave in the house.
"If we all work together, maybe we can convince Mom and Dad not to get rid of us. Now who's with me?" Lincoln asks as he raises his fist in the air.
"WE ARE!" realizing the noise and tones it down. "we are." whispers.
"ga ga." Leo joins in raising his little fist with a determined look on his face.
The kids put their operation to work. Lynn glues the vase she broke while doing parkour back together and Lisa creates a chemical that makes a bouquet for the vase. Luna is packing her favorite axe(guitar) away.
"Sorry, love. Time to go acoustic." Luna solemnly said as she starts playing a zither.
"So sorry, Mr. Coconuts." Luan puts her puppet in his trunk.
"Without me, you're just a hand!" Mr. Coconut tries to speak before Luan closes the trunk.
"Hey! I bring the funny! You're always-" his muffled voice is ignored.
Luan zips her lip and is now a mime. Lisa is mopping on the ceiling thanks to her anti-gravity shoes. Lucy sighs deeply on the mirror and wipes it. Luan is miming like she's cleaning with a broom and Lori sternly gives her a real broom to sweep up. Luan looks upset at this. Leni is returning Lori her shirt and wearing something else.
"Here's your shirt back." Leni gives back without a fuss.
"Thanks." Lori takes back her shirt but notices what Leni is wearing.
"Wait! That's my sweater!" Lori starts to get worked up again.
"Remember the plan." Lincoln reminds Lori.(I am the boss after all.)
"And it looks so much cuter on you!" Lori feigns sincerity as she grins widely.
Leo in his crib is crying with worry of getting kicked out and Luan performs the classic trapped-in-a-box routine and cheers him up making him giggle. Leni walks in.
"Oh my gosh! Luan, are you okay? HELP, GUYS! I THINK LUAN'S TRAPPED!" Leni screams in panic that even dumbfounds Leo.
The twins are feigning giving each other turns to use the bathroom first.
Lana: "Ladies first!"
Lola: "No, dear twin, after you!"
Lana: "You're too kind, dear Lola, but I must insist you go first."
Lola: "I shan't hear of it!"
Lana: "And I would never forgive myself if I went before you!"
Lola: "Oh, please! Age before beauty! You are two minutes older!"
Lincoln is just standing behind them clearly not convinced by their tone.
"Oh, dear brother! You go first." the twins offer when they noticed him.
"Thanks." Lincoln enters the bathroom wanting an update on their parents' conversation through the vent.
"Honey, please! Won't you reconsider?" Lynn Sr. pleads to his wife who obviously wears the pants of the two.
"Okay, maybe I judged them unfairly. Forget what I said about getting rid of all of them." Rita said after calming down from the thoughts of public humiliation.
The kids are somewhat relieved at what they heard.
"It worked!" Lori exclaims with glee.
"We did it! We get to stay!" the twins hug each other with smiles on their faces.
"Oh joy. What a relief." Lucy said in her monotone voice.(Did Rita and Lynn Sr. even notice that we're not making a racket?)
"Speaking of relief, everyone out, please." Lincoln shoos the girls and Leo away so he can use the toilet since he's already in the bathroom.
Mime Luan leaves the bathroom by pretending to pull on a rope.
"Ooh! Invisible rope!" Leni follows Luan intrigued thinking there's an actual rope.
Lincoln closes the door so he can pee while his parents continue talking.
"You mean it? I can keep them all?" Lynn Sr. asks with hope in his tone.
"I didn't say that. But I will let you keep your two favorites." Rita corrects her husband thinking he likes some ties better than the others.
"His two favorites?" Lincoln listens intently wondering who his father's favorites are.(Wouldn't want it to be too easy.)
"But they're all equally great. How can I pick just two?" Lynn Sr. questions incredulously at making such a choice.
"Come on. There must be two that stands out above the rest." Rita tries to coerce him to make his choice quickly.
"I don't really need to live here. I can just make it so that I have a mansion with sexy maid servants. But I don't want Lucy or Leo to get kicked out. I'll have to make them stand out more." Lincoln declares as uses the toilet.
In the kitchen, Lincoln is helping Lucy make a nice breakfast for their dad with Leo watching from his highchair.
"Here you are Lucy, something that'll show how much you and Leo appreciate Dad." Lincoln hands Lucy the tray with pancakes shaped like Leo's face and a cup filled with coffee that says 'Top Pop'.
"Hehehe! Yummy!" Leo giggles smelling the delicious pancakes hoping his Dada likes it.
On the kitchen floor, Lily now freed from the rope is eating her mashed lima beans along with some of the other pets.(Yeah, we pretty much treat her less than our dog, cat, cannery, hamster, lizard, frog, snake, rabbit, rat, and bat. It saves money for the house.)
"Bleh!" Lily said in disgust while on all fours as she eats her food on her Lily bowl with her mouth the same way as the animals.
The ten pets see this and laugh at her misfortune.(They're all smarter than Lily and are all very protective of Leo. The fact that Leo, a one month old baby is already comprehending things, makes him pretty smart. Though not in the same level of Lisa.)
"Thanks Lincoln, Leo and I should have a leg up in who gets to stay in this house." Lucy appreciates her older brother's help which is no surprise being his favorite and doesn't want Leo gone from their lives.
Lincoln picks up Leo so the baby can be with Lucy who's headed towards Rita and Lynn Sr. room with the food.
"Hey, where are you going with those pancakes?" Lola asks suspiciously since Leo shaped pancakes isn't something common.
"Uh..." Lucy can only say as she tries to think up an excuse.
"And why did you spell out "World's Best Dad" with chocolate chips?" Lola interrogates looking closer.
"Poo-poo." Leo said thinking it's enough to deter Lola.
Sadly it failed.
"You can read?" Lucy asks sounding a little surprised.(Considering that the episode Read Aloud(S2E23A) comes much later, I doubt it.)
"I am more than just a pretty face, Lucy! Now, you're up to something, and I'm going find out what it is!" Lola declares as she pulls Lucy so she can force her to confess.
"'Sigh'" Lincoln sighs in exasperation as he follows them with Leo wondering what's going to happen.
A few minutes later, Lucy reveals to her sisters of their dad's choice of which two to keep around.
"But on the upside, we're not all getting kicked out. Two of us gets to stay." Lucy finishes explaining.
"Ensuring that Leo stays is one thing but you'd thought the other one should be you?" Lynn asks as she eats a Leo pancake which tastes as good as it looks.
"What happened to 'we all work together'?" Lola reminds her goth sister about their little agreement.
"I'm sorry. I just kind of panicked when Lincoln told me about it." Lucy apologizes as Leo hugs her so she can feel a little better.
"Dudes, Mom and Dad are talking again." Luna announces hearing their parents talking through the bathroom vent.
The all rush towards the bathroom to once again misinterpret what Rita and Lynn Sr. are saying.(Shouldn't Lori, Luna, Luan, and Lisa know not to jump to conclusions?)
"I don't know. Maybe I'll keep the musical one." Lynn Sr. actually talking about his disco tie.
Luna smiles triumphantly thinking he's talking about her.
"Are you kidding? That one makes my ears bleed." Rita put the disco tie to the 'No pile'.
"Way harsh, Mom..." Luna gets really bummed at her mother's harsh words.
Lincoln and Luan console Luna by patting her shoulders but the other girls smile secretly since the Rocker girl's been eliminated.
"Well, I definitely don't need the dark one. So dreary. Good for a funeral, but what else, really? Right?" he's looks over his bland black tie.
Lucy gasps thinking that her dad doesn't want her like she always believed in the back of her mind.
"Haw haw!" Lynn laughs that Lucy was dismissed without a second thought.
"How about the one with the hockey sticks?" Lynn Sr. asks holding the tie with sports stuff on it.
"Eh, never been a fan." Lynn gasps at the irony of being eliminated next.
"Same with the filthy one." Rita continues making Lana scoff angrily.
"How about the funny one?" Lynn Sr. presents his most ridiculous looking tie.
Mime Luan smiles thinking she's the one.
"Never made me laugh." Rita dismisses unamused.
Luan's smile turns to a frown as she mimes a tear going down her cheek.
"Ugh. Now the pink one I can definitely do without." Lynn Sr. declares since males stereotypically don't wear pink.
"You will PAY FOR THIS!" Lola yells in outrage.(I'm surprised mom and dad didn't hear her.)
"And the largest and oldest one is screaming to be tossed out." Rita said talking about the big and worn out tie that doesn't suit her husband's size.
Lori becomes appalled considering everything she does as the oldest.
"Then we've got the dumb one." Rita presents the one that people would wonder why it even exists.
The kids look at Leni.
"What?" Leni wonders obliviously not realizing it's her.
"You know, I'd also feel a little guilty about tossing out the gifted one." Lynn Sr. said looking at the one that was given to him as a present.
Lisa seems calm thinking that her brilliant mind would benefit her parents in getting money that they always need in abundance.
"Oh, who's going to know?" Rita assures since it was an office party gift from Lynn Sr.'s IT job.
Lisa's expression changes to a mad frown.
"So where does that leave us?" Rita asks not keeping track due to so many choices.
The girls realize the only ones left are their brothers.
"I believe it leaves you with your two boys. But what do I know? I'm just the gifted one." Lisa replies indignantly even though her parents couldn't hear it.
The girls leave the bathroom furiously but are partially glad that Leo is safe.
"I'm still trying to figure out who the dumb one is." Leni states still wondering.(At least she's doesn't become terrible like Patrick the Starfish.)
"Well Leo, it looks like it's just you and me." Lincoln states to his only brother as he picks him up and starts fantasizing what it would be like.
Lynn Sr. throws out everything that reminds him of his former daughters, even the picture all eleven kids took for their parents' anniversary and replaces it with a gilded photo of their golden sons. What was once Lucy and Lynn's room is now a video arcade, what used to be Lori and Leni's room is now a multiplex theater, Leo who has his room all to himself is now mostly filled with toys that he enjoys playing with. Lincoln and Leo are riding on a sled being pulled by Lily wearing a pet collar.
"Grrrr!" Lily grunts trying to crawl forwards despite her lack of strength and the two boy's combined weight.
"Mush!" Lincoln commands as he whips Lily to go faster.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles while enjoying the ride.
Clyde who came to hang out holds up a membership plaque and gives it to Lincoln and Leo.
"Welcome to the Brothers Only Club." Clyde declares in celebration.
"Yeah, the Loud Brothers plus Clyde! Wouldn't that be great Leo?" Lincoln asks his baby brother in a delighted tone.
"'Sniff'" tears start forming in Leo eyes as he starts sniffling in sadness.
"What's wrong Leo?" Lincoln wonders with concern thinking that Leo's either hungry, sleepy, or needs to be changed.
By looking into Leo's eyes, Lincoln realizes that the prospect of their nine sisters no longer living in the house is what's making the little tyke so upset.
"'Sigh'. Don't worry Leo. I'll make sure our sisters/playmates don't get kicked out." Lincoln assures him as he comforts Leo with a hug.
"Ho." Leo buries his face in Lincoln's shoulder feeling better knowing his big brother will solve this.
Lincoln while carrying Leo exits the bathroom and sees his sisters packing up their belongings in their respective rooms.
"Attention everyone!" Lincoln exclaims getting the girls' attention as they leave their rooms and into the hallway.
"None of you are getting kicked out of the house!" Lincoln declares with determination.
"But Lincoln, you heard what Mom and Dad said." Lana reminds still feeling very bummed out.
"So what?! Just because they're our parents doesn't mean they can deny us living in this house! Especially when most of us are still underage!" Lincoln shouts the obvious implications of child neglect.
"Lincoln's right! Just because I'm going to college when I turn eighteen next year(Never happening) doesn't mean that I'm no longer allowed to live here!" Lori agrees as the girls one by one rally to their brothers.
"Yeah Dudes! We're not going out without a fight!" Luna shouts ready to give her parents a piece of her mind.
"Come on. We're going march right down there and tell Mom and Dad we're staying whether they like it or not!" Lola yells with righteous fury as the Loud kids head downstairs and towards Rita and Lynn Sr.'s room.
In the parent's room, the kids barge in to demand that the girls stay only for them to trip onto the floor.
"What the-" Rita and Lynn Sr. surprised at the sudden intrusion couldn't finish their sentence as the girls continue their demands.
"There's nothing wrong with one being dumb!" Leni exclaims still not getting it.
"Dumb? You kids like my Easter tie?" Lynn Sr. asks thinking that's what they're talking about.
"Easter tie?" Luna wonders in confusion.
The Easter tie makes a high-pitched laugh.
"Yeah. It's great, right? You know what? They all are!" Lynn Sr. glad his kids are on his side as he shows his tie collection to them with themes similar to the girls.
"Honey, I'm not getting rid of any of these ties!" he declares to his wife with renewed determination.
"Ties? You guys have been talking about ties?" Lincoln asks wanting clarification.
"Poo-poo?" Leo wondering why his Dada likes wearing those neck things.
"Of course. What did you think we were talking about?" Rita wondering why her kids are so on edge.
"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET RID OF US!" Lola pleads still having doubts.
Their parents only laugh at such a thought.
"Oh, we would never do that. You're the best twelve things that ever happened to us." Rita assures them with a smile.
"There's eleven, honey." her husbands corrects her since their nine girls and two boys are inside the room.
"Yep. Right." she tries to ignore her slipup.(The only other living beings who live in the house are the pets.)
The girls are relieved that it was all just a misunderstanding as Lincoln and Leo look at the Easter tie which laughs again.
"Whoof! Dad really should get rid of that one." Lincoln shudders looking at the thing.
Leo blows a raspberry in agreement.
"Hey, what's going on over there?" Lynn wonders looking to where the pets are getting everyone else's attention.
The girls along with their brothers see their animals surrounding the longest one: the snake El Diablo.
"Huh?" they see El Diablo with a satisfied smile on his face most likely because there's a familiar shape bulging from his long body.
"Oh my gosh, El Diablo ate Lily!" Lana shouts in shock since her snake never had a taste for humans before.
Lana's pretty much right. El Diablo who got tired of eating the same small vermins with the exception of Bitey the rat wanted to try something new. And who better than the somewhat bigger vermin Lily Loud who ends up coming back whenever she dies. He knows that eating the race of his owners is a horrible monstrous thing to do but luckily he also knows they wouldn't care about the diaper only wearing girl. So he decided to choke the life out of Lily by constricting her entire body before devouring her whole. In the end, it was totally worth it.
"Oh that snake of yours!" Lincoln exclaims with a huge small causing everyone else to laugh.
Insert: Everybody Laughs Ending trope here.
The End
Extra content: Lisa digitizes Lily into cyberspace in an experiment and ends up losing her in a video game.
Team Fortress 2: King of the Hill map - Kong King
The nine mercenaries of RED(Reliable Excavation and Demolition) looks at the battlefield in confusion because their counterparts from BLU(Builders League United) are replaced by nine identical female infants wearing their blue outfits.
"Are you fellas seeing what I'm seeing?" RED Engineer asks scratching his head in confusion.
"If what you're seeing are nine little infants in BLU uniforms then yes." RED Spy replies while smoking his cigarette.
"WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!" RED Heavy shouts in disgust.
"Ooh! This is new!" RED Medic rubs his hands with glee wondering what the modding community would come up next.
"This seems a bit too easy but hey, better them dying than me!" Scout boasts happy that he won't die this match.
"Blonde hair and blue eyes?(Lily has blue eyes in this universe.) THE NAZIS HAVE COMPLETED THEIR CLONING EXPERIMENTS!" RED Soldier cracks his knuckles ready to murder Nazi scum.
"Doesn't feel right to kill those little joeys... but then again, they can always respawn." RED Sniper has no problems since nobody permanently dies in TF2.
"ThEY aRe KeEpiNg mE frOm mY SCRUMPY" RED Demoman shouts already extremely drunk.
RED Pyro simply laughs happily wanting to play with the little cherubs(With fire, of coarse.)
"FIGHT!" the female announcer declares getting the match underway.
RED Engineer finishes erecting his level three sentry gun as BLU Scout Lily crawls in its line of sight.
"WAAAAAHHHHH!" BLU Scout Lily get riddled with bullet before getting blown up by the four mini rockets.
BLU Soldier Lily sees six balls sticking on the floor and crawls towards them thinking that they toys.
"KAAAAABBBBBOOOOOMMMMM!" RED Demoman detonates his sticky bombs causing BLU Soldier Lily to get blown up as well.
BLU Pyro Lily is vainly trying to remove her gas mask as RED Medic walks towards her with his bone saw out.
"I am in need of your body little one. Do not worry, you'll have a new body when you respawn." RED Medic tries to assure but couldn't remove the sadistic expression on his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" BLU Pyro Lily screams in agonizing pain as RED Medic harvests her organs and limbs.
BLU Demo Lily bumps into another wall while waddling around because the eyepatch she's wearing is messing with her depth perception.
"Aw, I remember being the runt of the litter... How do I know you're the youngest girl in your family?" RED Scout wonders to himself thinking that she's from a popular cartoon show.
"Oh well." RED Scout dismisses his train of thought before...
BAM!
blasting BLU Demo Lily with his scattergun reducing her to a bloody heap.
"Nom nom nom," BLU Heavy Lily is too busy eating her Sandvich to notice a red light highlighting her head.
thoooooom(A silenced sound effect)
BLU Heavy Lily's head explodes because RED Sniper used his Hitman's Heatmaker.
"Why would anyone design a baby who's head is disproportionately larger than her body?" RED Sniper wonders while camping far way from the control point.
"Hehehehehe!" BLU Engineer Lily giggles in delight because she somehow managed to build a dispenser and is happily hitting it with her tiny wrench.
RED Spy decloaks in front of her and places his sapper onto the dispenser causing it to be disabled as it's health drains to zero before exploding.
"Waaaaahhhhh!" BLU Engineer Lily cries in sadness at her creation getting destroyed.
"I murdered your toys as well." RED Spy whispers before stabbing BLU Engineer Lily in the back instantly killing her.
RED Soldier walks up to BLU Medic Lily who's getting pecked at by a couple of doves.
"HITLER WILL NEVER HAVE HIS MASTER RACE!" he shouts very loudly before grabbing BLU Medic Lily and stuffing her into his rocket launcher.
"NO!" BLU Medic Lily vainly pleads before she's launched into the air via rocket before it explodes showering the ground below with her blood and body parts.
RED Heavy looks down on BLU Sniper Lily who's giving him the puppy eyes look pleading him not to kill her.
"'Sigh'. Do not worry tiny baby, I will not use Sasha." RED Heavy assures her by switch out his minigun with his melee fists.
"Phew." BLU Sniper Lily wipes her brow in relief.
"But killing you is still job." RED Heavy flexes the fingers of his right hand before...
POW!
pointing his index and middle fingers in the shape of a gun causing BLU Sniper Lily to get launched backwards onto a wall dead.
To RED Pyro it seems BLU Spy Lily is giggling happily but in reality she's trembling in terror.
"Mhpm mmhm!" RED Pyro pulls out his Rainblower and sprays bubbles all around BLU Spy Lily making her laugh but actuality...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" BLU Spy Lily screams in horrible pain as she's once again set on fire.
Thinking that she wants some candy RED Pyro pull out his Lollichop and gives it to her which is really him/her/it chopping BLU Spy Lily up with his Fire Axe.
With BLU Lily team currently dead RED team captures the point and waits for their timer to reach zero. A few seconds later all nine Lilys respawn in their spawn points but are too afraid to go back out not wanting to get murdered again.
0:00 VICTORY! the announcer declares RED Team the winners when their time was up as they rushed towards BLU's spawn point.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Team BLU Lily screams as they're once again killed by RED Team.
Back in the real world, Lincoln was playing the game as one of classes of RED Team.(Can you guess which one?)
"A flawless victory Lincoln." Lisa states taking notes on how Lily reacts from within the program.
"Thanks Lisa, I can play all day which I will considering I have nothing better to do." Lincoln said ready for several rounds for the rest of the day.
The End
Lily's death: Depravation of oxygen by constriction before being devoured whole.
I made the extra content to thank my fans for reading my fanfiction that's just an excuse to gruesomely kill the cartoon baby character Lily Loud over and over. I'm assuming you're my fans, if not then why are you reading this? Are you that starved for content that's different and new even though it's horrible like MLP's Cupcakes or even Widdle Wincoln?
Lincoln: Don't listen to him everybody. The fanfic isn't about Lily getting murdered all the time. It's about me having control over my world and doing whatever I want.
And it just so happens that Lily gets the shortest end of the stick.
Lincoln: Shut up! Goodbye everybody! See you all next time.