A/N: "This is someone speaking 'on camera'."

"This is someone speaking 'off screen'."

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...for CRDL.

"Um, the good ones!"

"How about some specifics, Sky? Some people might not know what- Dove! Russel! Get back over here! You were the ones who wanted to know! ...whatever, just get to explaining, will you?"

"Fine fine... Well, I guess Burst Angel is pretty good; it's got explosions and hot chicks, so you know it's quality! And for those time when I'm in the mood for the supernatural, there's Rosario + Vampire! This one has lots of different hot chicks for every preference, and I guess there's some fighting in it too or something... For hot Ninjas, there's Senran Kagura. For hot martial artists, there's Sekirei and Masters of the Martial Heart. For hot chicks in metal bondage gear, there's Witchblade."

"...are there any shows with hot chicks and zombies in them?"

"Really Russel? Really?"

"I'm glad you asked! Now, where the heck did I put- Ah! Here it is; Highschool of the Dead! And there's a short that goes with it called Drifters of the Dead, both with plenty of attractive honeys for the discerning Otaku! And for the Magical Girl crowd there's this; Freezing!"

"Lemme see that! ...this doesn't look like Sailor Moon to me."

"Well, it's a show about hot girls who have superpowers and change into special outfits to fight extradimensional monsters, what would you classify it as?"

"All right, I guess that's a fair point..."

"Yup! Now what else...? Kampfer is the hot lesbian schoolgirls, Queen's Blade is the everyone in bikinis, Strike Witches is the one with no pants...Oh! I have this!"

"...Dance in the Vampire Bund? Is it anything like that Rosary Vampire one?"

"It's 'Rosario + Vampire', and no, it's more serious than that one. But, the main chick gets really naked in it!"

"She looks like she's eight. Dude, even I'm not that depraved..."

"Yeah man, that's kind of creepy."

"Double plus ungood."

"Pfft, whatever! I'ma go watch some Highschool DxD. You guys are welcome to join me if you want."

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Just to be clear, I'm not saying these are all terrible anime (though some are worse than others...), just that they all have a lot of fanservice in them. Y'all are perfectly free to check these out at your own risk, but for the record, here are my thoughts on the titles I've actually seen...

Rosario + Vampire: Schlocky fanservice and little else. Go read the manga, it at least has better jokes a lot of the time.

Witchblade: A lot of boring downtime with some admittedly fun fight scenes scattered throughout. Watch it with a grain of salt.

Highschool of the Dead: Crazy, cheesecake laden action in the midst of a Romero type zombie apocalypse. Totally worth watching.

Freezing: Shamelessly copies its crisis from Eveangelion and is more focused on the characters being catty to each other rather than fighting the monsters. Worst. Magical Girl Anime. Ever. Not worth watching.

Dance in the Vampire Bund: Realistically designed erotic vampire Loli. If you weren't squicked out by that, go ahead and watch it. (I shut it off without finishing the second episode, thank you very much!)

Also, Sky Lark always struck me out of CRDL as the type who likes these kinds of shows for some reason. (I reference this in some of my other stories, go see if you can spot them!)

Anywho, that'll about do it for this little thought experiment. Like I mentioned last time, feel free to suggest anime that Team Sea Monkey would like; if I get enough good suggestions, I'll probably add an extra chapter for them. I can think of an obvious entry for such a list, but I'm still interested in what titles y'all come up with.

Disclaimer: this fic is done purely as a thought experiment and is in no way indicative of the characters' actual preferences, if Anime even exists in Remnant in the first place.