Next chapter is here! So I hope you all saw last week's episode! SPOILER! Can't believe Martinez is leaving us. But not Facebook. He'll stick around. Mid-season Finale tomorrow!

Facing Murder Issues

Merle Dixon uploaded a video

Merle Dixon: Me kicking Martinez's ass

Caesar Martinez: You did not kick my ass, I was doing fine.

Daryl Dixon: That was a good video and Martinez, you did get destroyed

Caesar Martinez: Sorry I was still a little shaken up after what happened earlier

Merle Dixon: Oh yea that was pretty bad

Rick Grimes: What happened?

Caesar Martinez: I was playing some golf and Phil just comes and hits me in the back of the head with a club. Next thing I know, I'm being dragged down to a pit of walkers. Lucky enough, Merle came along and saw what was going on and he saved me from death

Merle Dixon: The reason that happened was for being a jackass a few days ago and for getting drunk

Shane Walsh: At least you didn't almost get set on fire. That was my problem

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Rick Grimes: Well we're glad that you're ok

Caesar Martinez: Yea I guess I'm alright.

Daryl Dixon: I knew that guy was bad news. Hey Martinez you should come here!

Phil Blake: NO ONE is allowed to leave here!

Merle Dixon: There you have it folks, Phil at his best

Daryl Dixon: Hey is his name just Phil? Or is it Phillip?

Caesar Martinez: Phillip. He likes nicknames

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Andrea: Well I think he did the right thing. You were out of line a few nights ago

Rick Grimes: Whoa! That does not justify trying to kill someone. We were just having a bit of fun!

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Phil Blake: Yay I have supporters! See I should totally be justified to do this

Daryl Dixon: Yea! Remember that one time I tried to put a pickaxe in Jim's head? You guys didn't kill me and that was attempted murder!

Merle Dixon: That's my little bro

Shane Walsh: That family has issues

Maggie Greene: Hey Daryl! Aren't you supposed to be out helping my dad?

Daryl Dixon: No.

Beth Greene: Yes you are. You said that you would take over for Shane

Shane Walsh: Yea hurry up Daryl

Hershel Greene: All you people do is spend time on your phones now. You need to stop and take time to appreciate that I'm letting you stay here

Shane Walsh: Hey guys! Hershel is letting us stay here! Like if you appreciate!

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Daryl Dixon: That was good. Hershel we're very happy you're letting us stay here.

Hershel Greene: I knew making one of these was a bad idea

Merle Dixon: Hey hey Daryl go and do your farming stuff

Daryl Dixon: I don't want to. I'm a hunter. I won't move from my tent.

Shane Walsh: Don't worry guys I got this

Rick Grimes: Oh god. I know what's coming.

Caesar Martinez: What's going to happen? Tell me?

Merle Dixon: I don't know either

Daryl Dixon: No come on Shane that's not funny!

Shane Walsh: I find it rather amusing

Merle Dixon: What are you doing?

Rick Grimes: Whenever Daryl refuses to do something he breaks Daryl's arrows.

Caesar Martinez: That's not nice

Daryl Dixon: Fine I'm going to go do things. Shane can go to hell.

Shane Walsh: We're already there

Rick Grimes: That's a good point

Daryl Dixon: Hey Merle, how's your hand doing?

Merle Dixon: I got a bayonet now. It's pretty sick

Caesar Martinez: Yea it is pretty epic.

Andrea is now friends with Phil Blake

Shane Walsh: And to think I once liked you

Andrea: I think he has the mind of leader

Caesar Martinez: Or the mind of a murderer

Daryl Dixon: Or the mind of a psycho

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Andrea: Guys!

Lori Grimes: Well, maybe Andrea will actually cook breakfast for him

Andrea: I do plenty of work

Lori Grimes: Sitting on the RV is not work! And you shot Daryl!

Daryl Dixon: Aww! Lori you're concerned about me

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Rick Grimes: We care about everyone here! Because now that the world is gone! We're a family

Daryl Dixon: See Shane!? I told you we were bros

Shane Walsh: Oh god

Glenn: Hey sorry I've been gone guys! Lots of things to do!

Shane Walsh: Like the farmer's daughter!

Rick Grimes: That was just plain beautiful.

Daryl Dixon: Brilliant comeback

Phil Blake: Hey Andrea, we should hang out some time

Andrea: Yes we should! Draw me a map!

Merle Dixon: OH NNNNNNNOOOOO!

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Rick Grimes: I can't believe you are going to do this

Daryl Dixon: It's crazy

Phil Blake has changed his name to Brian Blake

Caesar Martinez: WHAT THE HELL?

Brain Blake: That's right bitches! I'm a new guy

Merle Dixon: Is this going to be some new weird recovery program? Cause I want out

Daryl Dixon: What is going on!? Why did you change your name?

Rick Grimes: I was getting so used to this Phil guy

Brian Blake: New Leaf Time! I'm going to not be weird

Merle Dixon: He's going to try to not be weird. (We all know that won't work)

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Andrea: I like Brian better. Why did you pick that name?

Brian Blake: I like it better too. And I'm not sure why.

Caesar Martinez: Hang on there's something coming from the back of my mind

Daryl Dixon: We must know why! This is so weird

Merle Dixon: I liked Phil better. Hey Martinez! He's probably going to start a charity and public works projects next

Brian Blake: That sounds like a good idea

Caesar Martinez: Run my good friend, run

Rick Grimes: Hey there's a camp open here

Glenn: I don't want Merle here!

Daryl Dixon: You'll deal with him Short Round

Glenn: No Daryl, no! None of that dumb name

Daryl Dixon: Fine Chinaman

Glenn: NO!

Merle Dixon: There we go Daryl!

Shane Walsh: Have fun with those charity projects!

Caesar Martinez: Hey guys! Why did Phillip change his name?

Merle Dixon: Why Martinez?

Daryl Dixon: Tell us!

Caesar Martinez: Cause Phillip has two "I's" and Brian only has one!

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Rick Grimes: That is a great answer. I really like it

Carl Grimes: Wait I don't get it dad

Daryl Dixon: Phillip has two eyes. Brian has ONE. Meaning he changed his name so um…. Well I get the joke but I don't know how to explain it

Merle Dixon: It's not important Carl

Shane Walsh: I liked it. Good Job Martinez

Caesar Martinez: Thanks. Now I may not be on here tomorrow because he may kill me for that but whatever

Andrea: I hope he does!

Rick Grimes: Andrea! We need to discuss where your loyalties lie!

Brian Blake: We also need to discuss that Martinez

Caesar Martinez: Look bro, I am not going to bow down to you.

Merle Dixon: Maybe we should leave

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