My wifi is evil. That is all there is to it. If the writing is like this but not in bold someone is singing.
Eleven:
Most of the team, with the exception of Megphone, had slept all through the flight. She was too excited. Most of the team, with the exception of Megaphone, had changed into all-black long-sleeve mission gear. She was too wise to bother with anything other than her shorts and oversized orange t-shirt bearing the phrase 'NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME' in big, white letters. She jumped out first, screaming enthusiastically all the way down. The other members of the team followed afterwards, and complained about how hot it was the second they hit the ground.
"What were you expecting? We're in the middle of a desert!"
Matilda pulled at her mission gear, trying to get the awful burning feeling to go away.
"Nobody told me we were going to a desert."
"Let's just go kick some butt, preferably somewhere with air conditioning."
Jackson stormed ahead. He had a stash of hair gel hidden on the Scholl Bus, but his hair was already re-collapsing from the heat and his sweat. It only took about a minute for them to be standing in front of a cleverly hidden door at the base of the rock, and about ten more seconds to make the password clue play.
"King of the bush song."
Followed by an incredibly haunting laugh. Everyone was stumped. Until...
"Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree,
Merry merry King of the bush is he,
Laugh, kookaburra, laugh,
Oh how gay your life must be."
Everyone turned to look at Megaphone, who shrugged. The door crept open.
"Where did you-"
"At preschool. It's practically a nursery rhyme."
Everyone went in. They were in a room filled with gum trees. Megaphone hugged the nearest one. For being so familiar. Stop judging her please. The haunting laugh filled the room again, and a villain stepped into the light...
~Madei