So, I know it's been like, a whole year since we've posted, but we've been busy. Anyway, we're probably never going to finish Celeste's chapter, which was supposed to be next, so here are all of the others. I'm not sure why we were so hung up on posting hers first, so don't ask.

Jeb in claire's

Jeb was in the middle of a difficult decision.

He was about to ask the store clerk, but a sudden voice startled him.

"Hello, Jeb."

"My name is JEN!"

-snicker- "Okay then...Jen. How are you?"

"What's it to ya?"

Jen/Jeb was now surrounded by a group of girls who were fascinated by his conversations with himself.

"Jeb, I'm James Patterson."

"That's great, dude."

"You don't know me?"

"Just because you tell me your name you shouldn't expect me to recognize you."

"I CREATED you!"

"Really? Then...do you think you could help me choose?"

"Um...I guess."

"Hello Kitty earrings or Hannah Montana wig?"

"The wig, definitely."

Yep... that was pretty pointless. But it was written a while ago, so... that's my excuse. I'm not even going to ask for a review. If you want to, though, feel free.