Professor VonDrake's Extraordinary Time-Contraption-Thingy

As with it's forerunner House of Twisted Toons most of the characters belong to Disney I am merely borrowing them for this story but I do own most of the second generation so some form of notice is required if you wish to use them… This story has links connecting it to both my Hades&Seph fics and Jafar's Disastrous Dates but is not directly related to them. Persephone, Thanatos and Eris all come from my Hades&Seph fics in the Hercules section and as usual those who've read them will have a bit of knowledge on those characters personalities..

This story goes out to everybody who was a part of H.o.T.T in reviews or just silently following the story on the side.. I may have wrote it but you guys made it.. it's been a long time planning but here it is peeps… the sequel. Enjoy.. X

Chapter Eleven:A Step Back in Time (part one)

…somewhere in the year two thousand and one…

While the dashing young heroes and their lovely girlfriends were sat together all lovey-dovey and enjoying the show the villains were seated at the back sneering with disgust at them.

'Eurgh… Love. Disgusting..' Hades sounded with utter revulsion, his full blue lips curling into a sneer of disgust at all the happy couples around him.

'Urh..' The cool drawl of a very familiar voice sounded behind Hades turning his pout into a smirk. '-y'know Hades, you have the judgment of a five year old child..'

'Heh, Jafman..' The blue-flamed god leered as he swivelled around to the vizier. '-ya tryin' to lay a little booga-booga on me again?' He suddenly swivelled around to face his friend raising his brows and scoff in amusement. 'Pfft… ya know that doesn't work on me..' Jafar frowned deeply at these words.

'Believe me Hades..' The grim vizier threw the god a sneer. '-I have better things to do than give you..' Jafar rolled his eyes in an exasperated manner before reluctantly quoting his friend, '-'a little booga-booga..'.' The fiery god only smirked widely to this.

'Sure ya do Jaffy..' He gave a derisive snort. '-like dealing with that Aladdin-yutz..'

'That miserable street-rat!' Jafar suddenly dropped into the seat beside Hades scowling with irritation at the mention of Aladdin. 'Oh how I loathe that boy… did I tell you that I once was an all-powerful genie until that filthy little urchin unravelled all my plans..'

'Uh, yeh, Jaffy ya did…' Hades drawled with a bored roll of the eyes. '-the day we first met actually..' Jafar blinked at him in amazement.

'Oh yes..' He drawled as the memory returned. 'I seem to recall you laughing calling me a 'booger head' if I'm not mistaken..'

'A big scary booger head..' Hades correcting him and snickering with mirth at the memory.

'Yes..' Jafar drawled with exasperation. 'That was it…' He watched Hades chuckled to himself for a few moments before kinking a brow, '-remind me why I endure your company again?'

Hades' laughter instantly ceased and he flashed the vizier a smirk.

'Cause I'm the only thing keepin' ya outta Tartarus..' The blue-flamed god sounded matter-of-factly.

'Ahh..' Jafar sighed nodding. '-I knew there had to be something..'

'So..' Hades drawled kinking a brow at his best friend. '-have ya asked Mal out yet?'

'No I haven't I-' Jafar broke off blinking then scrutinizing the god sat next to him as Hades signalled for one of the penguins to come over.

'Hoi, feather-brain! Yeh you, yutz with the tray… get over here.' Hades tossed down the drinks menu onto the tray and reeled off, '-I'll have a Cobra for my pal here and a nectar on the rocks..' The fiery god then lent over and yelled as the penguin walked off. '-and I mean ice!' Hades then turned back to Jafar uttering, 'If that schmeil louses up the order I'm sendin' him over to Scar extra-crispy..'

A scraggly lion with a black mane sat directly behind the two villains licked his lips having heard everything Hades had just said.

'Oooh, I do love roast penguin..' Scar drawled while picking his teeth with the corner of a small broken bone.

'Aih-aih-aih..' Hades suddenly whipped around to the wiley old lion behind him. '-nobody's talkin' to you furball..'

'Ohhh, like I'm sooooh bothered..' Scar rolled his eyes with sarcasm.

The two villainous pals ignored Scar and Jafar glared at Hades hissing in a hushed voice.

'How in the name of Allah did you know I wanted to ask Maleficent out?' Hades only chuckled amused by his friends irritation.

'Heh, heh, heh.. ya know those little prayers ya send Allah every night?' The fiery god smirked widely flashing his top row of fangs.

'You've been eavesdropping?' Jafar snarled irritably.

'What? Nahhhh..' Hades flicked his wrists dismissively before batting the idea around. '-well, maybe just a little..'

'Urh..' Jafar growled with irritance. '-you are so twisted, how dare you listen into my private prayers! I thought those had a client to god confidentiality clause..'

'They do..' Hades responded lightly, '-but like I've told ya a bah-zillion times before, that Allah-yutz doesn't answer his prayers.. anyway your missin' the point Jafman, you're my buddy, I wanna help..' Hades threw the vizier a wide convincing smirk.

Unfortunately Jafar wasn't buying it.

'I do not need assistance from the likes of you..' Jafar sneered to him.

'Fine. Be that way Mr Snarky-Snake..' Hades responded as the penguin placed the drinks on the table. Jafar took a swig of his Cobra beer and smacked his lips pleased while Hades fished a cube out of his nectar and scrutinised it for a moment.

'What in Tartarus is this?' He sounded in a low aggressive tone to the penguin who only smiled at him.

'It's an ice cube..' The penguin responded gesturing to the cube that was melting fast in Hades' heated fingers.

'Oh, so it is..' The fiery god added as the cube instantly vanished. He frowned at the penguin before smirking widely. 'Well then, you sir, just got lucky..'

'Pity..' Scar sounded from behind the pair but neither of them were listening.

On stage Mic the Microphone lowered himself to the crowd and smiled widely at them.

'And now here's Mickey with another fan-tabulous 'Surprise Celebrity Spotlight'..' As the microphone swivelled around the infamous mouse appeared on stage with the cheesiest grin he could muster.

'Oh boy, I love this section of our show..' Mickey sounded brightly with a swish of his fist to punctuate his point. '-and this week we have chosen a very special member of our-' The infamous mouse suddenly broke off as a brilliant vortex of swirling white light unexpectedly appeared out of the large screen behind him.

'What the Walt?' Mickey instantly gasped out in amazement, gawping at it stupidly. The audience too gave a gasp and stared at this strange phenomenon that had abruptly appeared on the stage.

'Folks..' Mic suddenly dipped down with a slightly worried glance to the vortex that was now floating ominously still swirling rapidly. '-we at the House of Mouse would like you to know that this is not part of the show..'

'What d'ya suppose that it?' Goofy sounded as he, Donald, Daisy and Minnie gathered together at the side of the stage and gazed at the strange glowing white vortex as it swirled eerily.

'I don't know..' Minnie sounded unsurely. 'It looks like some kind of portal..'

'A portal?' Daisy piped up looking impressed. 'You mean like to another world?' The female duck then clapped her hands excitedly. 'Ooh, let's check it out..'

'No.' Donald sounded, gripping Daisy's shoulder before she could step onto the stage and approach it. 'It could be dangerous..'

'Urh, don't be silly Donald.' Daisy's eyes suddenly widened as what sounded like screaming issued from somewhere unknown inside the vortex.

'Then again, you might have a point..' Daisy instantly dived behind her boyfriend as a nervous Minnie edged closer to where Goofy was stood looking concerned.

Mickey on the other hand remained stood where he was on the stage, his head was telling him he should just run to the side where his friends were looking anxiously into the vortex, as if searching for what was making the screams, but his heart and his pride made him stay… although he didn't know who or what was making the screams he could tell that they belonged to kids and he wasn't going anywhere until he got to the bottom of this mystery.

Not that the mouse had to wait long to get an answer… within mere moments of the screams starting the dimensions of the vortex changed and convulsed with a pulse of white spitting out two bodies that landed on a heap in the middle of the stage. As the two new-comers peeled themselves apart and sat up looking somewhat bemused… everyone quickly realised that they were two little girls. One was a little mouse dressed in a red dungaree dress with white shirt, red trainers and bow, the other was a little duckling dressed in a little blue nautical dress and wearing a blue bow.

'Are you ok Darcy?' The mouse sounded in a high-pitched girly voice, looking over at her friend concerned.

'Yeh I'm ok Molly..' The duckling responded with a girly quacking lisp, looking around the floor for something. '-but where's my unca's remote?' Darcy scratched her head confused, frowning her large blue eyes and scanning the ground.

'Girls..' Mickey sounded suddenly, snapping out of his stupefaction at the arrival of these two unknown, yet oddly familiar girls. '-where did you just come from?' But before either of the girls could do more than stare confused at Mickey for not recognising them the vortex let out some more yells of shock, convulsed once more and spat out two more bodies.

This time they were two pre-teen boys. One was dressed in Arabian-style shirt and pantaloons of red and black with dark hair and dark eyes while the other had red hair, violet eyes and was dressed in a simple white Grecian style chiton.

'Urh, why can't you just take my advice and not do stupid things Sinbad..' The red-headed boy sounded with a groan pulling himself up off the ground then moving to help his friend.

'Because Hyl..' Sinbad grunted as he heaved himself up with Hyl's help. '-we'd all living very boring lives if we all just did what our daddy's said all the time..' The Arabian boy rolled his eyes and shook his head in disbelief at his friend who scowled before picking up something from the floor that had dropped out with them… a remote.

'Here Darcy, I think you better take this..' The red-headed boy smiled kindly at the duckling holding out the remote.

'Thanks Hyllos..' Darcy sounded happily, taking her uncle's remote back.

'No problem, sorry about my friend and all..' Hyllos flashed her a handsomely boyish smile. '-he's not really a bad person, just a little rough around the edges.'

'We'll bear that in mind..' Darcy responded with a slight frown of disapproval towards Sinbad.

'Now, now..' Molly chipped in trying to quell the tension. '-we can't fight, we have to stick together and figure things out.'

'Figure what out?' Mickey sounded, looking more and more confused by these four children… what in the name of Walt Disney was going on?

'Why don't we just ask him?' Sinbad sounded, gesturing to Mickey Mouse who blinked at him perplexed.

'No we can't..' Darcy sounded instantly. '-according to my Unca time-travel is complicated, we have to be careful and not mess up the time frame.. He may know too much already.'

'Excuse me..' Mickey placed his hands on his hips irritably, fed up with being ignored by these strange kids who, judging by their conversation had time-travelled from somewhere to here. '-I don't know anything yet.'

'Why not, you know the instant the villainous kids get here they're just gonna mess it up anyway..' Sinbad snorted in irritation.

'Vi-villainous kids?' Mickey yelled looking shocked and almost ready to collapse. 'There's more of you coming?'

'Well it's up to us good kids to keep them in line then, isn't it?' Hyllos sounded standing proudly, still ignoring Mickey.

'Us good kids..' Sinbad sounded kinking a brow. '-well excuse me for pointing this out to you once more Hyl, but just because my old man is a hero, it doesn't make me one too.' He folded his arms tightly and lanced his best friend with a arrogant smirk.

Hyllos opened his mouth to say something but before he could the vortex convulsed wildly, shrinking then growing as it simultaneously spat out three more bodies, two of then landing squarely on top of the third, and now that all of it's passengers were deposited it vanished into a swirl of nothing leaving the everybody in the House of Mouse looking speechless at the tangle of bodies on the stage as the squirmed.

'Urh, when my real father finds out about this he's gonna be pissed..' A blonde girl with red-skin, lavender eyes and a glowing red aura lifted her head blearily.

'Are you kidding me..' A boy's voice responded in a lazy cool drawl slightly muffled as if this girl was covering him. '-he'll probably throw an 'Eris-is-gone' party..' The boy started laughing which sounded oddly chilling for a pre-teen child.

'Aww, shut it AJ!' Eris sounded kneeing something that must have been AJ because the boy winced in pain.

'Guys..' Another slightly cooler girl's voice sounded at this point. '-I don't mean to sound like a right witch or anything but.. Get off me you fools!~!' At the sound of this girl's screech of fury both Eris and AJ pulled themselves off of the heap, now sitting either side of the other girl who instantly sat up. The sound of this girl's irritation had not only caused Mickey and the other nice toons in the audience to turn their eyes to her in shock but it also caused the villains in the audience to suddenly turn to her curiously. She had sounded exactly like Maleficent when she'd given that command.

As this girl sat up, she pushed down her lilac poncho that had been obscuring her face with a green-skinned hand. Once her face was revealed to the audience they immediately began whispering to each other as not only did this girl sound like Maleficent, she looked like a teenage version of the witch-fairy too!

While her peers were whispering to each other in hushed voices Maleficent frowned at the little witchling on stage. She couldn't possibly have anything to do with her. Maleficent hated children almost as much as she hated love and kindness, anything related to those things made her want to vomit. The witch only sniffed at the child on stage with disinterest and turned away to resume glaring at her peers, whoever this girl was she wanted nothing to do with her… ever.

Eris meanwhile stomped over to Darcy and snatched the remote out of her grip with a smirk.

'I've got it now you little twerp..' She sounded proudly.

'Yeh but it doesn't work without the machine..' Molly sounded at this making Eris frown at her then growl in irritation and throw the remote full force to the ground in anger. It smashed on impact causing Darcy to cry out in shock as bits broke off.

'My unca's remote!' She wailed almost in tears. 'You broke it!' The duckling then bent down and scooped up the bits, shaking with shock and upset. Then instantly the tears appeared and the crying duckling rushed off stage quickly followed by her best friend, pushing passed Sinbad who merely glanced at her as she went.

'Darcy..' Molly squealed out running after her best friend.

'What did you do that for?' Hyllos snarled at Eris.

'What?' It's a useless hunk of junk, it may as well be broken..' Eris shrugged casually walking back to the other villainous kids. AJ who had already gotten to his feet only glanced as Darcy and Molly ran off then turned and helped the green-skinned girl who looked so much like Maleficent up off the ground.

'You ok Savannah?' AJ said politely with the ghost of a smile to the witchling.

'I'll be fine as soon as we get away from all this staring Alcezar.' Savannah responded in a low voice, frowning around at the gawping audience.

'Yeh, AJ the fairy's gotta point..' Eris sounded instantly ignoring the fact that Savannah glared at her for calling her a fairy. '-and besides we need to figure out where in time we are exactly.'

'Hmm..' AJ rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he considered there options. '-I might know somewhere we could go for some information… it's risky and she might be reluctant to help but I'm sure I can convince her..'

'Fine, we'll take our chances..' Savannah responded and both she and Eris gripped one of Alcezar's hands each. '-let's just get the heck outta here..'

'Hey, wait… you can't go.' Hyllos sounded holding out a hand to try and stop them. 'We've gotta stick together..' Alcezar only kinked a brow in amusement at him.

'Oh right… and who's gonna make me stay? You or the street-rat?' Sinbad instantly bristled at Alcezar's words.

'Hoi! I am not a street-rat!' Sinbad snarled balling his fists.

'Oh please..' Alcezar sneered then goaded him further by adding, '-we all know you're a street-rat who's ambition in life is to become a ship-rat..' His navy eyes flashed with wicked glee at these words and both girls holding his hands launched into an echo of shrieking laughter at this. Eris then waved a fuming Sinbad off with a little wave and a wink.

'Catch you later Sinbad..' She purred as all three of them suddenly disappeared in a puff of navy smoke that billowed upwards.

'Come back..' Hyllos called moving forward and looking worried. '-you can't do this..' He tailed off realising it was too late then frowned at Sinbad. 'Why didn't you try and stop them..' He hissed crossly.

'I told you..' Sinbad hissed back. '-I'm no hero!' He then stalked off stage and both Hyllos and Mickey could only stare at him in shock as he disappeared..

Little Notes:

Heya peeps, ok… this chapter didn't exactly pan out the way I expected it too but that's just because when I wrote the original idea just kinda… sucked. I am happy with what I wrote so I won't complain too much..

Ok, forget what you know about Hades (and Jafar) from any of my previous fics as we are back to square one… this is now all happening at a time when the first series of House of Mouse was happening (so like, waay before H.o.T.T). I'm back to basics on the character studies so bear with me, I'm so used to writing Hades with his family (with all the slightly different personality traits I've added over the years) that it's actually kind of nice to strip it all back and just get back to the 'James Woods' foundations for the character.

Until next time…

Ditzy X