And so I return, after a stressful weekend of taking care of Mal (who still won't go near anything pig related), doing projects I've put off for weeks, and running championships. But anyhow, naught could keep me from my clichés and my beloved readers!
I'm so happy. I have so many fans!
So here it is, one requested by many (and on our master list), Jasper Falls For Bella. You can interchange the name for Emmett if you want, but I see these more often.
Just as a warning – I received a review which proposed to bash an UN-clichéd idea. I refuse to do that. Seriously, you guys, flick through and see how often one pops up before you put it up for bashing.
Ok, so here you go! Enjoy!
Disclaimer:
Me: -begs parents to change name to Stephenie Meyer- PLEASE! I WANT TO OWN TWILIGHT!
(While this begging is in progress, I so do not own)
Jasper Falls For Bella
Jasper: Bella… I have something to confess… Even though I was against Edward dating you, and have been with Alice for over 60 years, I LOVE YOU!
Bella: Like, OMC! Even though I have pledged myself to Edward, became a walking dead when he left, and have know you for a long time, I have just randomly fallen for you!
Jasper: Whooo-hooo!
--Jasper and Bella make out--
Edward: Hi Bella, I'm ba-what the HELL!?
Bella: Edward, I've decided to abandon you for your brother! He's way sexier!
Edward: NOOOOO!
Alice: Wow, I didn't see this in my visions. Oh well, I guess I'll just lay claim to Edward, even though I could've taken him years ago over Jasper, and my longtime hubby has just ditched my for my best friend!
Edward: --sniffle—Oh well, at least I can actually get some action with Alice!
--Edward and Alice make out--
Esme: Aww, how cute! My son just stole my other son's love, and then my daughter turns right around and makes out with the brokenhearted one! This is so sweet and not totally retarded at all!
All: Yippee! Make-out time!
Whoo! Such an original topic… NOT! How would Alice not see this coming when she keeps such a close eye on Jasper AND Bella!? And do you seriously believe she would just step aside? (if you do, you need some medication, my friend)
Anyway, Mallory should be well enough to co-author soon. Until then, she says she loves you, and I do to!
(Flames will be used to set Jake on fire, so I can push him off a cliff and yell a meteor is coming)
Xoxoxoxoxoxo ELISE oxoxoxoxoxoxoX