Gardevoir and Lopunny were both resting inside a grotto, with Lopunny using Gardevoir's butt as a pillow. Then, Gardevoir gasped as she farted loudly on Lopunny, who was somehow unaffected by it.
"Oh yeah...good one..." Lopunny moaned, being turned on by Gardevoir's farting.
Gardevoir stood up, dusting off her dress. "Lops, I hate to say it, but I don't think this author is good with locations in the Pokemon division of fanficiton."
Lopunny pulled herself up. "Oh give him a break!" she stated optimistically. "He's just trying to provide original content. And besides, farting is fun!" Lopunny hopped up and sat on Gardevoir's head, farting all over her as she laughed at her flatulence.
"Wow Lops. You really are the most optimistic girl I know who loves to fart." Gardevoir chuckled.
"Well of course! You know me!" Lopunny stated.
"I can still remember when it was the other way around for both of us." Gardevoir mentioned.
"You and I are quite the poot troop! And we always stink together!" Lopunny stated.
Gardevoir nodded as Lopunny jumped off. "Yeah. So what do we do now? How are we gonna milk this whole farting thing more?"
Lopunny shrugged. "I don't know. We'll have to wait if the author comes up with anything."