A/N: Sorry.............but still no one guessed right........................also since ff.n was down on Monday this will be a long chapter. Thanks for all of the reviews...anyway if you are reading this do not forget about the contest, remember the prize is a favor in the fic, and all you need to do is guess where Naraku is hiding.

And bad girl...not to embarrass you, yes the story is longer. Don't forget, you can enter the contest too.

Used guesses:Kanna's Mirror

Inside Sess's Castle

Inside Sess's Cake

Inside Kagura's mind

HINT HINT HINT: the soul is in something. What ever he is in, it makes sense!!!, and the object is in Sess's castle sometimes, but not all the time. There did that help? T.T this is another hint....T.T The best way to get this right is not to over analyze it.

Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha..........Sorry to tired to wage war today........

Chapter 11: Gokusotsu (hell's guards) (there is no Naraku here, this is a funny chapter.)

"What have I done................................................................................" Kenmei said witnessing the horror unfolding before him. Inuyasha was dancing on the table Miroku under it...sleeping, Kagome singing on something called as 'Karaoke machine', Kagura also on the stage dancing. Even Sesshomaru was overcome by the wine, for he was giggling, and had the top layer of the wedding cake on his head, of course Kagome left on the 'Camera' and it was recording them acting like drunken retards, of course Kenmei wasn't drunk, but he was surely doomed when they were sober....for even the children were drunk! Rin because she confused it with juice, Kanna demanded it, saying if her YOUNGER sister could have some she deserved the same(of course she said it calmly) and Shippo, well he stole it from Inuyasha...he got po'd and shoved it down Shippo's thought. Well they were all drunk, really drunk, extremely drunk......

"Well there's a boat to China tomorrow........ugh, what the use? They'd all follow me there, bring me back then kill me, bring me from the dead, then kill me again.........."

"BOKUDACHIWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Somtin' somtin' somtin' BOKUDACHIWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screeched, in the most horrible singing voice anyone has ever heard.

"Kagome stop singing Fukai Mori you suck!!!!" Inuyasha lamely said.

"OH REALLY? HOW ABOUT THIS SONG? Deck the halls with osuwari! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The pain...." x.x

"Miroku!!!! MIROKU!!!" Sango said.

"MUMUMPHMMMMMMMMMMM."

"Miroku I want a child."

"Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku jumped up and ran over to Sango.

"Sorry we can't have that here!!!!!" Kenmei screamed and smashed Miroku over the head with a Buddha statue. O.O x.x

"Maybe when you have YOUR wedding, but NOT here!!!"

"Sesshomaru......so.....tired." Kagura said, then passed out.

"Ugh?" Sesshomaru said also collapsed on the floor with Kagura on his chest.

"I hope they're to drunk to remember any of this..................." Kenmei said trying to clean as much of the huge mess as he could. As the rest of the cast continued to drink more, party, and act like idiots for the rest of the night...

The next morining

"Nani? What am I doing on the floor?" Kagura said getting up. She looked around and noticed that everyone was sprawled out on the floor.

"I feel so sick." Kagome said, also wakening up.

"Bleh!" Inuyasha threw up.

"Inuyasha, that's so gross."

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" The rest of the cast was still sleeping. Kenmei was sitting behind the screen.

"Help.......someone........" Kenmei whispered behind the screen. He cleaned most of the mess but couldn't carry most of them out for the room.

"Huh?" Kagura looked over at the screen. 'Don't worry, don't worry, she's still too groggy to notice you' Kenmei thought to himself, covering his own mouth.

"Sess, Sess wake up." Kagura said, tugging on Sess. He woke, Kenmei had managed to get the cake out of his hair, but he would surely smell the frosting. He looked around trying to remember the details of the previous night, calmly he observed every detail of the current situation, someone spiked the wine, the fact that he, Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands, got drunk, convinced him of that.He smelled Kenmeiand his scent carried none of the smell EVERYONE else had.

"I see." Sesshomaru said and walked over too the screen.

"No no no no no." Kenmei said, Sesshomaru grabbed the screen and pulled it back quickly, no one was there, Sesshomaru walked off to the next room.

"Whew, that was close." Kenmei said, he had used a kekkai barrier to shield himself from Sess's sight, luckily he hadn't actually walked behind the screen or he would've been discovered.

"It's only a matter of time before he finds me..." Kenmei said, looking around the room the remaining of the people were all to hangover to notice him, so he made a run for it. He rushed out of the room closing and opening the screens as he went changing the structure of the castle's interior. He stopped, he heard something, the light was dim, a real horror movie scene, Kenmei moved to the next room and sealed the door with a paper slip,but the noise persisted.

"What did you put into the drinks?" A voice behind Kenmei spoke, Kenmei slowly turned around, and there was a figure shrouded in the blackness of the room.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Kenmei blacked out it was so quick all he remembered was the black shadow then he came to, he was in the room he started out in except they were all awake, he was tied up, and the demons were the only ones without a hangovers.

"So, what did you put in the drinks!?!" Inuyasha said, poking him repeatedly.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Kenmei said calmly. Sesshomaru came over and whispered in his ear, Kenmei's eye widened.

"Fine, I'll tell you! I'll tell you! It was a mistake! It was some very strong nectars from various flowers mixed with berries, I gave it to one of your servants, she must have added to much of it to the wine." Kenmei explained them.

"Really?" Inuyasha asked in a skeptic voice, and poked Kenmei, ' wait for it, wait for it.' Kenmei thought. Inuyasha poked him one more time, and......CHOMP!

"Aghhh! Get him off me!!!" Inuyasha said waving Kenmei above his head beating him against the wall, and threw Kenmei across the room.

"The pain x.x" Kenmei said, as Inuyasha was babying his finger. While everyone was focused on Inuyasha, Kenmei made his second attempt at escape, still tied up, he hopped to his feet and bounced out of the room, but as soon as he got close to the exit. Inuyasha went chasing after him.

"No not again!" Kenmei screamed as he hopped out into the courtyard running (well hopping at least) from Inuyasha.

"No! Stay away! Stay away!" Kenmei said, as Inuyasha unleashed Sankon Tessou, cutting Kenmei bindings instead of killing him.

"Finally! I'm free! Come Ryu lets get out of here!" Kenmei summoned his dragon shikigami and rode off as fast as possible.

"Bye, bye, baka tachi!" (time for a lesson in Japanese!!!! when speaking about objects the word is singular and plural but when talking about multiple people you just add tachi to the end of the word)

"He got away..." Inuyasha said.

"Inuyasha it's not like he's evil!" Kagome said walking up with the others.

"Yeah but..."

"It seemed like an honest mistake." Miroku said.

"Miroku what's that lump on your head?" Sango spoke pointing to the large red bump on Miroku's head with what looked like a Buddha's face on it. Kagome looked in her bag for some medicine.

"Wait....SOME OF MY PHOTOS ARE GONE!!!"

"Well at least I got some thing out of all this chaos." Kenmei said, looking through the pictures of last night's party.

"Ugh, I wish I had got the ones that move from the other 'camera' but still, these are pretty funny." Kenmei said riding off to his shrine.

!!!OMAKE!!!

This is my first Omake! an interview with Koga!!!!

"So Koga how does it feel to be one of the only characters not to be invited to Sess and Kag's wedding?" Kenmei said

"Huh what wedding?"

"Umm, never mind."

"OKAAAAAY if you were to meet Kagura right now what would you do?"

"I'd kick that evil wench's a so fu----- hard it make her fu----- family bleed!"

"OH YEAH!!!! BRING IT ON YOU FU----- WOLF BOY!!! Kagura came on stage.

"ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, Bi---!!!!" Koga came after Kagura.

"HURRY!!! GET SECURITY!!!!" Kenmei said.

"i.i yes what is it?" Jakotsu came on stage.

"Oh it's Koga! ioiKAWAII!!!!"

"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"KOGA CAN I BORROW YOUR SKIRT!?!" i-i

"TO A COMMERCIAL HURRY" Kenmei said.

(switch to commercial)

Inuyasha comes on a dark stage.

"Vote Inuyasha-Kagome for president!!! Why? Because we have this footage of the other candidate!!! just watch!

"Like, oh my god!!!!! Kagu does this dress make me look fat!?!" Sesshomaru said screaming like a young schoolgirl, he was wearing a Sailor Moon cosplay outfit.

"No, not fat, but you do look a little strange without an arm in that thing" Kagura said in the same voice.

"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and bright, and I pity, any girl who isn't me to night!!!" Jaken screamed dressed in another sailor moon outfit.

(end scene return to commercial)

"AGH, IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!" Kagome said, looking in horror at the scene just shown to her.

"So remember a vote for me is a vote against Sess!!! (and cross-dressing)

note this footage is clearly doctored, and has no ties to reality what so ever. The extremely quick announcer voice said.

(end)

"And that's our show tune in for the next OMAKE!!! Why did we end it now and make you watch that horrible commercial? Because Koga wrecked our set, and I'm evil, you fools................."

A/N: I would write more but the Jakotsu icon is chasing Koga. -.-;;;