Neb: I do not own Naruto or Rosario + a Vampire
Tayuya: Review to your heart's content.
Neb: Fanfic begin!
"Go away Pai,n, go away pain," Sakura spoke up as she tried removing Shikamaru's pain from within him.
"That's not going to work," Ino yelled.
"Of course it is, I'm an expert withch," Sakura responded.
"No your not," Ino yelled.
"Guys, I'm fine, honestly," Shikamaru reasoned.
Ajisai woke up on the beach not knowing what happened up until flashes of her getting the snot kicked out of her by the Nara boy's girlfriends.
"What monstrous power," Ajisai remembered. She got out of her tent where she saw all of the others gathered around a little camp fire. She looked at Shikamaru who was bandaged up and not dead and he stared right back at her with eyes that were unamused. She grunted before walking back to her house before Sakura stopped her.
"Where are you going," Sakura asked. "We can still be friends you know, you don't have to kidnap me."
"I've kept my master waiting long enough," she responded coldly before walking past Sakura who was dumbfounded.
"Who is this master of hers and why is she so loyal to him?" Sakura sweat dropped when she saw Temari curled up against Shikamaru and Tayuya and Ino trying to shove her away. Tayuya looked up at Ajisai and growled.
"Your not going to thank us you bitch," Tayuya yelled.
"I did not ask for charity, I did not want charity from those who don't know Pain," she replied before leaving into the woods.
"Take this anyway," Shikamaru spoke up as he held out a can of tea.
"I don't take charity," she responded.
"Just take it, otherwise I'd have to hassle you about it and that would be too much of a drag," he yawned. She looked at him with distrust, but took it anyway so he'd leave her alone. Then she continued her way back to her house. She looked at the tea can again along the way and wondered why he gave it to her.
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"I am sorry lord Pain," she spoke up in her old house. "I did not mean for it to end up like this, but it did." Plants grew out of the ground and tied around her throat holding her in the air. "Master, I'm sorry," she yelled. A cold voice spoke up as she dangled in the air.
"They do not know Pain, make them know me."
"Yes Master, I shall show them the path we've walked down," she responded.
"You will honor my words as I've taught you."
"Yes my lord," she responded.
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"Why are we out here," Shikamaru yawned.
"I felt something weird, as if Ajisai was in danger," Sakura explained as they ran through the woods.
"You couldn't have sensed it before it became dark out," Ino complained.
"Quit whining Sucubitch," Tayuya spat.
"Go to hell Tayuya," Ino responded before vines tied around them. Shikamaru looked up and notice Ajisai was walking towards them from a sunflower field.
"You just had to walk towards my master's hill," she responded.
"Let us go," Sakura yelled.
"Now you will all learn Pain," she spoke up as vines shot towards Shikamaru. Shikamaru's eyes widened until he saw the vines freeze in front of him and Temari jump next to him.
"The whole field of flowers is plant monsters believe it," Naruto bat yelled before getting smacked away by Ajisai.
"This is bad," Shikamaru mumbled.
"Don't worry, I'll protect you," Sakura yelled.
"You can't do squat flat chest," Ino laughed as she and Sakura positioned themselves near Shikamaru. Shikamaru saw Tayuya getting pulled away by vines and ran to protect her.
"Tayuya," Shikamaru yelled.
"Get the F**** off me you stupid vines," Tayuya yelled as she became buried in them. Shikamaru jumped in after her and grabbed for her rosary.
"Dammit," he yelled before the vines pulled him away. "If only I weren't human, I could just reach that damn jewelry," he yelled. His eyes widened when he heard a clinking noise from within the buried mess. He reached out and grabbed hold of the rosary and pulled releasing the Shadow Vampire.
"Now I'm going to end your sorry ass," Tayuya grinned.
"She's back," Ajisai responded before floating towards her. "Lord Pain demands the protection of this hill, and so do I." She flew at Tayuya and begun her next fight.
"Who is this Lord Pain guy and why is he so much of a... a pain," Shikamaru spoke up. He looked over and saw an old house and grunted before charging in that direction. A plant monster came in front of him and Ino tackled into it.
"It's too dangerous Shikamaru," Sakura yelled.
"To dangerous for you," Ino responded to Sakura.
"Give it a rest bitch, Cha!"
Shikamaru kept running for the house and ducked when several vines came his way, he flipped over the next set and landed on his ass. "Ow, dammit," he yelled before the vines flew towards him to impale him. Several Ice blades flew at the vines and guarded him from the attack.
"Not bad moves you pulled off, but I think you should let a real strategist handle this," Temari teased.
"Shut up Temari," Shikamaru growled before heading towards the house again.
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"What is this place," he wondered as he entered the old house.
"Your the one who causes confusion on my disciple," a voice spoke up from within Shikamaru's mind.
"Who are you, where are you," Shikamaru yelled until he saw a man siting on a chair with his face covered by the shadows of the room. "So your this Pain guy aren't you," he growled.
"That is not me," the man spoke up. Shikamaru's eyes widened when he saw a man completely made out of vines with orange flower petals grown out of his head and thorns sticking out of his face. "Greetings human, I am Pain, a after image of the Master."
"What's an after image," Shikamaru growled.
"Do you believe in reincarnation boy." Shikamaru's eye widened when he got a closer look at the body that sat on the chair. He grabbed hold of a vase and threw it at a mirror. The Mirror was reflecting moonlight onto the plant man who fell back with the light diappeared.
"Don't you dare," Pain yelled.
"Got something for you," Shikamaru explained as he sprayed liquid stuff all over Pain. "Fuel we used for our camp fire, useless on you without matches!" Shikamaru grabbed a box of matches out of his pocked and lit the plant man who tried to charged at him but fell back from the lack of light. "You needed light for your reincarnation to live, a spell made by a monster, I feel bad for Ajisai. fpr having to put up with a creep."
"You brat, you will know my Pain!" The plant man collapsed and Shikamaru headed for the door and ran to help his friends.