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Chapter 11: Right in the Nuts!

"THE WINNER IS JELLAL FERNANDES!" the crowd went wild and I couldn't help put faceplam cause seriously this are the worst competition men-kind could think of.

"NO FREAKING WAY!" "HE'S GETTING ALL THE POINTS!" "I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM! D*CK!" "YOU'RE DEAD FERNANDES" "SO DEAD" they walked to him and I waited expectantly for the corps…

"Hang on a sec" damn! That was close "He beat you asses so be nice fiancés and walk away" with pouts on their faces they started walking away "Except for you, Laxus" they all stopped to look at the King and when they saw his serious face a malefic grin formed on Laxus face.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" "WHY THIS GUY?!" "I WANT TO FIGHT JELLAL!" "SHUT UP FLAME BRAIN" "NO, YOU SHUT UP ICE PERV" they forgot about Jellal and Laxus and started fighting.

Well that's productive…

Anyway, Laxus started making his usual sparkly warm up with all those little lightings forming around his body, and Jellal's body started glowing with his insignia heavenly body magic.

The power of their magic started forming a wind storm in the coliseum while they just stood there glaring at each other. Jellal had a challenging look while Laxus had one that said more like Iam-beat-the-c*rap-out-of-you.

In a flashing millisecond they disappeared and just before the sound of a hit landing could be hear King Makarov screamed "LAXUS!" they both appeared, freezing their movements. In that position where they had stopped, Jellal was standing on his hands while his foot was a mere millimeter away from Laxus's face and Laxus himself was about to deliver his sparkling punch to…the air.

The whole crowd went booming for Jellal and a drop of sweat ran down Laxus's face "Laxus!" that caught his attention "Jellal is not your opponent" a thick silences engulfed the atmosphere…

"Your opponent is Orga Nanagear!" he appeared as soon as he was called, covered with black lightning and a daring look.

I turned to Laxus and saw Jellal pat his back saying "Good luck buddy" and ran to me! I was still on the ground and suddenly he just towered over me making me lay on the ground and blush really really red.

"Now where were we?" he said smiling and leaning forward but I soon put him in his place knocking him off me "Get off me dork" he laugh and I couldn't help but laugh a little too.

"You can use your magic abilities for this challenge. Being!" Makarov announced the battle and I looked intensely at it so I can be able to narrate to you guys but I much as I tried I only saw lightning crashed very once in a while so I better tell you all what else happened with Jellal, that the only thing you care about so here it goes.

"So, Erza" he used this 'romantic' low tone which totally didn't suit him "What's up with your life?" is this guy serious "Really? 'What's up with your life?'" pathetic "Well yeah, I mean I know it must have been terrible without me but" he stocked his tongue out in a kidding manner, making me laugh a little and punching him softly in his arm.

"But seriously I mean, you're THE Princess" I laughed again "Its crazy you know like one day you're in a coma and the next they you're named THE Princess of Fiore" "Yeah you're one crazy ride, aren't you?" he smiled but I felt rather 'offended' "Well a lot of men are in search for this crazy ride, aren't they? Including you gentleman" I counterattacked but he just laughed softly and brushed away a strand of hair from my face.

Looking right into my eyes "You got me there Princess" he leaned closer but this time there was no urge to stop him, its like the old times when we could talk and talk or hours, laughing at ourselves and having a good time. Maybe, just maybe I might actually…

His shout woke me up of my trance "Get down!" I felt his hands pushing me down to the ground, my super-secretly-girly-scream escaped my lips, I caught a glimpse of the yellow and black lightnings engaged in their battle but what had most of my attention was actually that…

JELLLAL WAS FREAKING GROPING MY BOOBS!

Oh my god he's so dead.

He stare innocently at me and fully confused by my sudden super ultra red blush, so he decided to look down where his hand were and as soon as he spotted them his face blushed even redder than mine.

He instantly retrieved his hands and backed away from me. AND WITH REASON! He won't get away with this!

"No! Erza, you know that wasn't on propose" Erza is not here anymore, I lured closer and he continued to back away and give lame excuses "They would have blown your head off! I saved you! You know that wasn't my intention" that's it beg for forgiveness, you son of a b*tch "Erza, I'm pretty sure he can work this like the grown up adults we are"

I reached for the hair behind his neck and just grabbed it slowly pulling him closer to me, he looked like he was about to be killed and he actually should so I won't laugh in his honor.

We were just inches apart "Thank you for saving me" I whispered and finally our lips met into a passionate kiss, he instantly kissed back, poor Jelly he has no idea. Once hypnotized with the kiss I let go off his hair, my hands traveling down his chest slowly going down, then punch him right on the nuts.

He goes num and drops practically dead on the ground, he just curled into a ball and cried in silent, I smiled satisfied and returned to my usual spot, and what made me even happier was the sound of the loss of a point in his score.

I looked at the battle field once again, Laxus and Orga stood there, breathing hard, loss of small cuts everywhere and Laxus had this big gash in his left arm making it useless. Laxus had probably hit Orga right in the face cause he had his right eye was swollen and that was went he attacked Laxus's left arm.

Oh god, he doesn't look good. C'mon Laxus you have to win! I don't like that guy he's creepy! C'mon fight! Fight!

"C'mon Laxus! Fight!" he gave me a wink and I was confused, wasn't he like dying? Well who know but all I know now was that thunders started raining over Laxus's body making him pump-up, growing bigger and looking berserker.

I could see Orga peeing his pants, literally. With one punch of the mighty Laxus the match was over.

The crowd and I went all like WUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Crazy!

"THE WINNER IS LAXUS!" The crowd boomed once more and Laxus came back to his normal sizes.

"As the winner of this fierce battle, you'll have the honor of going home with the princess in this private chariot!" cheers and cheers were heard all over the country and from me as well. The chariot appeared and we climbed right inside going far far away from the coliseum to the castle to finally get some rest.

I heard Jellal protest but he couldn't even move so no one even heard him or paid attention. Muahaha!

We got farther and farther away but I still manage to hear his desperate shouts.

"ERZAAAAAAA! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!"

While I'm all, die b*tch:)