Hey! Sorry I hardly ever write. I'm a bit busy, and a lot lazy. Anywho, here's the chapter! Pwease read and review!
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The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki
Chapter 11: Ehh!? It's Hardly a Plan?
"Wow!" said Enrique, impressed.I nodded, quite pleased with myself. My plan was perfect!
"Man, Rain!" said Tala. I smiled in satisfaction.
"Yeah," agreed Ozuma, "That might just be the sh*tiest plan I ever heard. I mean, even for you. Wow. Just…wow." Ehh…eh? What is that supposed to mean! It's a great plan…
"Where's the plan part? There's no plan. It's an idea," said Spencer, who was sitting here today.
"B-b-but! Kai was impressed!" I stated angrily. Everyone looked at Kai.
"No, I was wondering how the hell you thought of it. Never said it was good," he shrugged. I glared. Gee, thanks for the help, Kai.
"So? Anyone else got some amazing plan?" asked Tala. They shook their heads. "Ok," he continued, "Then we'll go with Rain's sh*t-plan."
"Mmm! Mmm!" I nodded happily. "First off, we need a name! Something real catchy!"
"And sexy," added Tala.
"Sh*t Plan," stated Ozuma.
"I like it!" Enrique grinned. Weird, he's hardly talked today.
"Me too!" agreed Tala.
"How is that sexy?" Bryan raised an eyebrow.
"Sh*t comes out of your butt. Some people have sexy butts. Like me," Tala explained. Holy. Crap. I cannot believe he actually said that.
"Okay, on that note," said Ozuma, "What's next?" I paused, thinking. Gotta be something else. We'll call using Kai's cell phone. And we'll…clothes then? I'll borrow Bryan's. Wow. They're right. This isn't a plan. It's just something I'm gonna do.
St. Christopher's is the hospital we'll be at. Supposedly. And well, that's about it. I won't answer my cell phone if my parents call, so we're all set.
"Nothing," I replied. They rolled their eyes. Lately I've been so lazy that I don't even draw up my plans.
"Wait!" Tala shouted loudly, standing up. The whole cafeteria stared at him. He quietly sat back down. Everyone went back to his or her conversations. "Wait. What about Kai?"
We looked at Kai.
"What about 'im?" I asked.
"Doesn't he need a cool codename like we each have? He's new to this, isn't he?" asked Tala. If you haven't noticed, Tala's big on names.
"Hmm…" I thought. "What d'ya wanna be called? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?" I elbowed him on each 'hmm'. He glared and edged away.
"How about…Kai?" he suggested sarcastically. I glared.
"Kai!!!" I whined.
"I don't really care," he sighed.
"Then…let's brainstorm. We'll go around the table, and each person will say a word describing Kai," I instructed.
Bryan started, "B*tch." Kai glared.
"Scary," chirped Enrique.
"Sexy," stated Tala. Kai's eyes went wide.
"That's it. Come up with a new plan. I'm done with these guys," Kai protested, standing up. I pulled him back down.
"Why!?" I asked angrily.
"They think I'm a scary, sexy, b*tch! I may be scary. I may be sexy, as disturbing as it is that Tala said that. But I am damn sure I am not a b*tch."
"Ry-ryyy!" I whined. He sighed.
"Ok, ok. Kai, you're not a b*tch. But you are a scumbag. Always stalking my cute little Rain! You're almost as bad as Tala!" Kai shrugged.
Doesn't matter to him unless we call him a girl....Guys are so weird. Excuse me? I am not weird! I'm unique, damn it!
"So everyone's clear on the plan?" I asked.
"What plan? It really isn't a plan," said Ozuma. I did NOT just hear that.
"Oh yes it is! It's the Sh*t Plan!" stated Tala. Ozuma groaned.
"Why did I have to say that!?" he grumbled.
"Kai, I swear, if you don't bring those cookies, I'll kick your prissy-boy ***!" reminded Tala.
"I'll bring the cookies," Kai reassured sarcastically, not feeling threatened at all.
"Chocolate chip, please!" Enrique threw in.
"Crap! Oh sh*t! Oh damn! Oh bleepity bleep bleep!" I swore. Kai raised an eyebrow.
"What's wrong?" he questioned.
"Bryan, aren't you out of milk?" I demanded. He paused, thinking. He nodded in response.
"Someone needs to buy milk!" I ordered. Kai rolled his eyes.
"Why must you make such a big deal over these kinds of things. You're not going to die if you don't have milk with your cookies," Ozuma glared.
"How do you know that?" I asked. He buried his face in his hands.
"I feel a speech coming on," Enrique moaned.
"Think about it. The only drink that truly compliments the simple, yet memorable, flavor of a chocolate chip cookie is milk. It would be an insult to cookie-eaters all around the world if you had any other drink with them. Obviously, I wouldn't drink anything but milk for fear of disappointing my comrades. And if I don't have a drink with my cookies, then the possibility of choking greatly increases. Clearly, it would be a foolish course of action to have a chocolate chip cookie without milk," I finished. Damn, I'm good.
"And yet she fails all of those persuasion essays…" said Spencer. Kai shook us head.
"Whoa! Whoa! Hold up a minute!" we raised or eyebrows at Tala, "What about Kai's codename?" I paused, deep in thought. Kai's hot. Fire is hot. Kai's amazing. I think it would be amazing if I could fly. Kai's hot and can fly…Phoenix!
"Phoenix!" I exclaimed. Kai just stared at me.
"What the hell? Like that flaming bird?" asked Tala.
"Something like that," Bryan replied.
"Kick***! I love it," Tala announced.
"Kai?" I asked. He shrugged.
"Better than B*tch," was all he said.
"Why am I Dumb Blonde, and Kai's Phoenix!?" whined Enrique.
"Well, the point is to give you accurate names," reminded Ozuma. Enrique opened his mouth, shut it, and opened it again, at a loss for words. Heehee. Fishy.
"Ozuma," I addressed him.
"What is it now?" he asked, annoyed with me.
"You're my hero." He rolled his eyes. Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! And that would be the bell.
"Why the hell is Ozuma her hero?" grumbled Tala. You knew Tala was mad when he called people by their names. The rest of the school day was boring and uneventful.
After School
"Everyone in position?" I spoke into a walkie-talkie.
"Roger, Bootilicious Babe," replied Tala.
"Excuse me!?" I spoke into the WT. I'd switched to private mode.
"Oh. Whoops. I mean Frenzied Rain," Tala replied. He had tried to give me the other name when we first decided codenames, and hadn't ever really given up on it.
"Damn straight." I switched back to normal mode.
"I repeat: Everyone in position?" I repeated.
"Roooooger!" shouted Enrique.
"All clear, over," said Spencer. Spence is big on the whole WT talk thing. He lives for this kind of stuff. Bryan says he had an obsession with James Bond when he was younger.
"What positions!?" asked Ozzy, "We're all in the same place! We're in Bryan's basement. Why are we using walkie-talkies in the same room!?" I scowled. I put my WT on a coffee table and sat between to Bryan and Kai on the couch.
"What kind of mission would this be without walkie-talkies?" I grumbled.
"Ozuma! Damn you, motherf*cker. You made my Renny sad!" Tala shoved Ozzy. Ozuma frowned shoving back. Tala glared and shoved him again. Kai moaned.
They stood glaring at each other for a second. They tackled each other.
"Go Tala!" cheered Enrique. Ozuma yanked Tala's hair.
"Sh*t! Do have any idea how hard it is to get my hair like this! It was perfect!" Tala exclaimed.
"I hate you're hair. It's crap," stated Ozuma. Tala's eyes went wide and he stopped moving. Uh oh.
There are five things will really piss Tala off. There are only three that I'm allowed to say. 1: Being mean to me. 2: People outside of our group insulting someone in our group. And 3: Insulting Tala's hair.
Tala looked down, his hair casting a shadow over his face.
"My hair is the Sh*t!" he roared, throwing Ozuma into a fall. Ouchie. Ozuma groaned.
"O.K.! O.K! Your hair is awesome," Ozuma knows where to draw the line. "Not," he mumbled. Never mind...Tala and Ozuma continued fighting.
"Shut up and put your money where your mouth is! That's what you get for waking up in Vegas." My phone rang. I began digging through Tala's backpack for my phone, as the two continued to fight.
"Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now―" I opened my phone and placed it against my ear.
"You god d*mn motherf*cker! Take it back!" shouted Tala.
"Make me, pretty boy!" snapped Ozuma, punching him in the stomach.
"Hello!" I chirped into the phone.
"Rain, where are you!? I told you to come home right after school!" Oh. It's my mom.
"Hi Mom! I'm at Bryan's! We're working on my plan to make an announcement and sleepover without your consent!" I informed her.
Huh? How come it's so quiet? Tala and Ozuma had stopped fighting and were staring at me, along with the others. I raised an eyebrow.
"What?" I asked.
"Excuse me!? Rain! You get your butt over here this instant. Just wait until I tell your father about this. And really, what kind of idiot blows their plan just like that!? I'm even more disappointed in you for that. You should have said you had a date with that sexy Kai! He is so hot! And yet you waste your time on silly pranks!" she nagged through the phone, just loud enough so everyone was able to hear.
"Tell your mother thanks," Kai laughed.
"Kai says thanks for calling him sexy," I replied.
"Oh really! Tell him he's quite welcome!" she replied, completely forgetting about our argument.
"She says your quite welcome."
"Okay. Tell her I would date her if she was 20 years younger," Kai replied, amused.
"Kai says he would soooo date you if you were 20 years younger," I spoke into the receiver.
"Oh really!?" she exclaimed. "Well tell him I don't mind younger men! Really, you're father's always so busy. It's about time I had an affair!" she laughed.
"She says she likes younger men and doesn't mind having an affair…" I told Kai. He laughed.
"Your mom is so hot!" Tala pointed out.
"Was that Tala? That rascal," asked my mom.
"Yeah," I replied.
"Hi Tala! How's your mother? I heard she dislocated her shoulder while she was cleaning!" said Mom. Tala snatched the phone from me.
"Yeah, she's fine," he replied. "Those heavy-duty dirt busters are rough on you, huh?"
"You bet!" said my mom. "I'm so fed up with mine. I'm going to ask my hubby for a new one. Oh yeah! Did you see that last episode of our favorite soap!?"
"OMG! I did! I really didn't think she had a thing for him! It was so suprising when―" I cut him off.
"Okay, well I have an announcement to make sooo…" I reminded her, taking back the phone.
"Oh, right! Have fun with your little friends! Be home in time for breakfast! Tell Kai he can come over for dinner tomorrow. We'd love to have him! I'll tell your father you went to bed early! Bye bye!" she hung up. Suuuure. Anything's fine once Kai's in the picture.
"She wants you to come over for dinner tomorrow," I looked at Kai. He chuckled.
"I'd be delighted," he said, half-sarcastically.
"Alright! The destined time has come," I pulled a folder out of nowhere, "Here is my announcement!