An: Ok, Family Practice was awesome, and this stuff takes before. The flash back is just random, I watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit, awesome movie.

"Oh!" Rob exclaimed. Cuddy threw her pillow on her bed, her bed finally made. "Greg sent us over with a letter." She whipped out a piece of paper and unfolded it. "Ahem. "Dear Lisa, How I love thee. Let me count the ways." She jumped onto Cuddy's bed and kept jumping, "One one thousand! Two one thousand-"

Jessica hit her sister's legs. Rob's knees jerked and her butt hit the matress. "Cause that's what I need," Cuddy rolled her eyes and pulled the sheets straight again, "a 13-year-old jumping on my bed."

"We watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit last night." Jessica explained. "She did the same to me."

"Well what did you want me to do?" Rob asked. "The literal quote was, "Dear Jessica, How I love thee, let me count the ways..." How could you expect me not to? Plus, you are so crushing on Kyle."

Rob and Jessica were in House's outer office with his team. Jessica was sitting in a chair next to the glass wall separating House's office from the team office, looking, in what could only be described as toned downed horror, at her sister, listening to Masters talk. Rob was sitting at the table in front of her sister, a small smile on her face as she listen to the naive young woman speak about ethics. "You know," Chase cut off her ramblings, "I thought we'd be seeing you around here a lot more. From the first day you came, it seemed like you'd be spending every waking second here."

"I've been here almost everyday since we got here." Rob answered.

"I haven't seen you."

She shrugged, "I've been here. Jessica hasn't been here except a few days for lunch, and to help out Lisa." She looked back at Masters, "So, run that last case by me again." Masters smiled, glad to finally have someone that didn't seem to just dismiss ethics.

House limped into his office, Jessica immediately stood up and walked in. "Please Greg," she said so quietly it was almost like she was mouthing it, "please shut her the hell up. For the love of god, shut her up."

House smiled and pointed at her, "Aren't you supposed to be the nice one?"

"Not when being exposed to that. That is too...I don't even know."

"What's Rob think of her?"

"She's amused as hell."

Rob pushed open the glass door and stood next to her sister, "Hey, don't you and Stace have the thing with the thing?"

"Oh!" She grabbed her purse.

"Make sure you guys are here when 13 comes back." House said.

"Huh?" Jessica asked. She shook her head to say "Never mind".

"Hold on," House said as the young woman opened the door to the hallway. "Why don't you like her?"

"She's just...She's not normal."

"No dear sister," Rob corrected, "she's normal. And that's what's weird."

Rob ran into House's office and grabbed her phone from off of House's desk. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"I have to go. Goddammit, it's dead. I forgot this here yesterday." She pulled out her charger and plugged it and the phone into the wall. After much foot tapping, it finally turned on. She ran her thumb over the screen rapidly and put it to her ear. House thought he heard the voice of a young child. "F-" she started to swear, but changed it into, "Daaaamn."

"What?"

"Yesterday I got an email, right now I just listened to the voicemail that confirmed it. I have to be in California by tomorrow before 10:00." She was already busy on her phone. After letting out a sigh of relief, she pressed the screen a few times, then put the phone to her ear.

"Why do you have to be in California?"

"Cause my baby boy has a school thing and he'll hate me if I miss it. He's 4 and he made me put it on my calendar months ago." She started out of House's office, leaving him with a stunned and horrified look, "Hey baby!"

He shook his head, "What?" Rob was already gone, but he was still confused. House limped to the elevator and took it down to the lobby when Wilson wasn't in his office. He saw him in the Clinic next to Cuddy. "Does Rob have a kid?"

They both looked up in surprise. "Does she?"

"All I heard was "baby boy", "4", "school thing", and "I have to be in California by tomorrow". Naturally I did the math, she'd have to have been seventeen."

"I can't believe that." Cuddy said, literally not believing.

"You!" House called to Jessica, who was leaving Cuddy's office. She jumped, almost dropping her bags, and many, many papers. "Why are you still here? Rob took off."

"Yeah," she chuckled. "I guess I'm going to have to deal with my nephew hating me until I pull out a shiny new toy."

"Why the hell did you let your sister get knocked up at seventeen?"

"What?"

"But Rob said she was a virgin," Cuddy said to House.

"Cuddy, come on. She's related to me, often called 'House Jr.'. And everybody, including someone as fabulous me, or, as close as any human can be, lies. Plus, who do you call your baby girl? Figure it's the same with baby boy."

"Oh!" They all looked at Jessica. "You must be talking about Patrick." All the adults did a simultanious head tilt. "Um, our nephew...Don's kid." She clarified when they continued to stare at her blankly.

"He's like, 26." Cuddy said.

"Yeah, him and Trisha started havin them early."

"Who's Trisha?" Cuddy asked.

"His wife?"

"He got married?"

"Yeah."

"You don't look surprised," she told Wilson.

"I knew."

"You knew?"

"Are you just going to repeat everything they say?" House asked. She gave him a look.

"Don has a wife and kid-"

"Two." Jessica corrected.

"Wow," House chuckled. "He's kicking your ass at the whole, family thing." Cuddy glared at him. "What?" He asked innocently. "He's 26, he's got a spouse, and two kids. You're ffff-32," he said when her glare got meaner, "you got one kid, and a boyfriend."

"Greg, this is your que to stop talking. Now I have to go."

"Thank you." Cuddy called after her. She waved her hand in a sort of sideways salute.

"Why'd you thank her?" Hosue asked.

"She's been acting as my temporary PA. Why is the only competent secretary I've had pre-law?"

"Probably because she's pre-law, and you've embedded your perfectionist ways in her. It's your fault if she doesn't have a social life."

"Rob's a virgin?" Wilson asked.

"Now you're going to do this?" House looked at him.

"Well this proves my theory." Wilson nodded.

"What theory?" Cuddy asked.

He moved his finger in a circle, indicating all of them, "Each of the kids has an adult, not related to them, that they tell stuff to." House got a confused look and pointed at himself. Wilson sighed, "Fine, then Stacy's her adult."

House got an almost pouty look, then said quietly, "Why do you have to take away my kid?"

Wilson rolled his eyes, "Fine, let me rephrase it. Each kid has an adult, not in their immediate family, that they tell stuff to." House nodded.

"Lise," Jessica cracked the office door open enough to put her head in, "I have to go."

"No, you can't leave me. I've gotten so much work done with you around. None of it even needed to be taken home."

"I feel so special, you want me around because I'm a good PA," she said sarcastically.

Cuddy smiled. "I don't want you to leave, but it's not just because you're the best PA I've ever had...Me, my mom, and my sister are going shopping."

"Ah. Well, selfish me, putting my future career in front of your annoying mother." Cuddy laughed. "I'm gone for like, two, three days."

"Ugh, you sure you don't want to give up on the lawyer thing and come work for me?"

Jessica laughed, "Yeah, you pay me as much as I'd earn working for my dad, I'll come and be your assitant."

"It was worth a shot. See you later."

"Bye Lise."

An: How long do you guys think I should keep this story going? Cause, there's really no point to it, it's just been for giggles. Or maybe I should make a point to it. I don't know.