Prompt Fic: Clint/Bruce: Not part of the team building exercise.
Bruce figured that maybe having a horror movie marathon with a trained {and very paranoid} assassin was a bad idea after all.
"Bruce?" Clint whispered looking over to where his fellow Avenger lay sprawled out across the couch.
"Humm?"
"Do you hear that?" Clint asked, glancing towards the door where a strange humming noise could be heard making its way down the hall.
"Yeah, I think it's just Tony." Bruce mumbled, not bothering to open his eyes.
"Are you sure, I thought he had a meeting today." By this time the noise had grown closer and was making Clint jumpy enough to want to crawl into the air ducts.
"Tony will seal them again if you try." Bruce said as if reading his mind. "Remember the last time he sealed them?"
Clint shuddered, remembering when Thor had offered to 'cook' for everyone. The smell had lingered for days.
"Why don't you just go look out the door?"
"What if it's some sort of man eating ghost?"
"I'm sure we can handle it."
"You can, but I don't have a Hulk, I have a bow." Clint said looking ready to disappear at the slightest loud noise.
"It'll be fine Clint." Bruce said rolling over so he too could watch the door.
The humming stopped outside door.
"Oh God, what if it knows we're here?"
"Clint, its fine." Bruce reassured from his spot on the couch, making sure to keep an eye on the jumpy assassin where he was perched at the end of the couch.
"But Bruce-"
BANG
The door slammed open, and in marched Thor God of Thunder and Poptarts.
"Friends I have wonderful news-" Thor stopped looking around the empty room. "Strange… I could have sworn the doctor and archer were in here just moments ago…" He shrugged and left the room humming a song under his breath.
Behind the couch Bruce and Clint sat side by side looking an odd mix of terrified and relived.
"Let's not mention this to the others." Clint whispered unlatching his hand from where it had been digging into Bruce's arm.
"I'll get Jarvis to delete the footage." Bruce sighed.