MA: hey peoples. I guest you heard about the season finale coming in two weeks.
Max: and I hope it's better than last season's.
MA: All right let's get to the corner. My next guests are the future parents of our twin terrors.
Tike and kara: HEY!
MA: here's TK and Kari. (They walk in and over Davis' bruised body.)
TK: what happened to Davis?
Rika: I happened.
Kari: right.
MA: so you two, what's it like taking care of two super strong, super hungry kids?
Kari: stressful.
TK: but rewarding.
Twins: hey!
Kari: come on you two. It's not all bad.
TK: yeah, except for the hunger and the sailor mouths, we loved hanging with you.
Twins: really?
TK and Kari: really!
Keke: wow! They act like a real family.
MA: yeah. Care to do the disclaimer?
Kari: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
TK: so don't sue him ok?
Twins: or you'll answer to us!
MA: cool. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
THE HORROR OF BUUMON
" You ask him."
" No, you ask him." Tike and David argued as they looked at pikkan. It had only been a few minutes since pikkan suddenly stopped in the air with out a word.
" What to you think?" rika as sakuyamon.
" I don't know but I do feel something." She answered.
" Yo! Pikkan! What's up?" asked tike. The alterian said thing as looked over the horizon with he teeth clenched.
" Pikkan, what's wrong?" asked David.
" We've got to go." Was all he said as he took off. The others just looked at each other and went after him.
We were too later.
Else where, beelzemon and max had stopped their fight as they looked over the horizon as well.
" HA! This buumon is nothing but a joke. I could beat him."
" No. You're wrong. I can sense something more to him."
" Why should I care about this? My only mission is to fight you!"
" But if sorcerermon has his way, we're all doomed!"
" You just want to get out because I was winning!"
" Let's do it like this; we'll see how thing progress. If he's weak, I'll keep fight you! Deal?"
" Deal...for now."
BW looked on in uncertainty as buumon dance around the ground like a child.
" You're telling me that that pink chubby thing is buumon, the single greatest threat to the digiverse?"
" Yes without a doubt! I can never forget that face!"
" But look at him; he's acting like a child. He must have been weakened, like you said."
" No. He's always acted like this."
Now, buumon had stopped dancing around while having his back turned to sorcerermon. The wizard inched toward the monster digimon.
" Buumon, recognize this?" pointing to the M on his belt. Buumon looked at it and looked at the M that he too wore.
" Yes. I am last member of the circle, your creators. They are all dead and now you serve me."
Buumon then around shaking a little, and suddenly, returned with his tongue sticking out, scaring the daylights out of the wizard. He rolled with laughter as sorcerermon caught his breath.
" It's useless master." Said daburamon.
" The attack on his ball must have messed up something in him. I excepted a great fighter, not this weakling."
Hearing this buumon turned to daburamon, the joyous smile replace with a frown.
" The idiot doesn't even know he's out matched."
" BUU!" he yelled as, like a pot of tea, steam whistled out of four holes in his head.
" That was an amusing trick." The demon digimon said as the steam stopped.
" Run along, buumon or should turn you to stone?"
Suddenly, a dark shot on buumon's face as, with his thumb and fore fingers, rammed them into daburamon's eyes, to the surprise of the three watching. As the he thrashed around blindly, buumon danced around him and kicked him, sending him into a cliff side.
" I don't believe it!" said a shocked BW.
" What?" asked Simms.
" It was like he reached into a bottomless pit of power! My god!"
" That's what I mean!" said max as he and beelzemon felt what buumon did.
" You're right. I don't believe it."
" Now you see what you- what we've done! We let him out!"
" I don't care! All I want is power! Power to beat you!"
" What about friends? Do you have any of those?"
" I don't need friend! Friends are for weaklings!"
" Weaklings? Is that what you think? Those weaklings beat you!"
" No! You beat me!"
" You fool. I know about you, impmon."
" Huh?!"
" Think about it; the more you alienated yourself from others, the weaker you became until you were willing to give up any pride you had left."
" How dare you?!"
" I just want to know why?"
" Because of you! You sick humans treat digimon like pets or playthings! Things to destroy when you're done with it!"
" So you had a partner but you gave it up and thus, costing any chance of the power you wanted."
" How can you talk like you know so much about digimon?"
" Because I was born in the digital world and raised around digimon. I understand what it means to have a partner. My parents had partners, just like the tamers, and never once did we treat them like pets or play things. We treated them like equals. All humans treat their partners like equal and help them realize what they could do but you never gave that a chance, did you?"
"........."
" Nothing to say? Alright, think about this; if the tamers are so weak, if I'm so weak, then why did you need to steal power and sell your soul to beat us?"
" I-I..."
" Because, unlike you, we have something to fight for. What do you fight for? Now this fight is over and I'm gonna fight buumon. You can sit and think about what I've said, you come with me, or you can even attack me from behind, but this fight is ended!" with that, max flew off into sky with beelzemon wondering.
What have I done?
" Unbelievable!" said a happy sorcerermon as buumon laughed.
" You've done well, my friend. Now we have work to do."
Buumon glared at him as if he was about to attack him.
" You better do as I say because, with one word, I can put you back into you ball, for good."
" No, no, no! Buu be good. You master! You master!" he said as he bowed repeatedly to him.
" What do you think? I think if we take mini-me out, we might have a chance. I mean, he's only listening to him because he's afraid of been put in his ball." Asked BW.
" It's not gonna work. He's the only who know how to put him back in his ball. We'll wait."
" For what?"
" Eventually, he'll grow too strong for sorcerermon to control. He will have to put him in his ball then we strike. Unfortunately, I afraid we'll never see that happen because I think he gonna sic buumon on us first."
" Now buumon! Your first job is to destroy those two!" the wizard ordered as, with that, BW grabbed Simms by the arm and took off.
" I'm not to sure about his power but I am sure of my speed!" he said.
" You fool! They are getting away!"
Buumon hummed a little as he to a runners' stance and flew after them at twice the speed.
" I think we lost him." He said when buumon suddenly appeared in front of them.
" You drop dead!" he said as he raise his arms and slammed his fist against BW's head, sending him crashing to the ground, leaving Simms floating in front of buumon. He swallowed loudly as he looked up at him, with a wide grin on his face. Simms then used what little fighting power he had and fired an eye blast at his head, sending him reeling. But, to his shock, the beast returned to his position and punched him to the ground. Simms struggled to his feet as he landed when BW landed a flying kick to his face, sending him flying.
" Come on. We're getting out of here."
" Am I late?" max yelled as he landed.
" Max! How did your fight go?"
" Later! We got to go."
Buumon then jumped and did a cartwheel to his feet, with a mark on his face from where he was kick. He bloated his cheek and popped the mark out of him.
" That him?"
" Oh yeah."
Buumon inflated his fist and shot his arm at BW, hitting him in the body and slamming him into a wall. Max, in anger, dashed at him but buumon was ready; he put his hands together, forming an energy wave that hit max full force. Max screamed as the wave formed a ball, sending him flying.
" Oh on. If it hits the atmosphere..." Simms said weakly as he used the last of his energy and detonated the ball. Max fell to the ground in a smoking crater miles away, as his hair turned back to normal. Simms dropped to the ground, unconscious, as was the other two. Sorcerermon laughed as he looked over Simms' body.
" Not so high now are you? Well, this is what master will be expecting. Buumon, I order you to kill him."
" Mmmmm, order. Me am hungry now. Me eat him now, yes?" he asked.
" Eating? I never thought about that. Of course you can eat! Pick him clean!"
Buumon smiled as he prepared to eat his first meal in 10,000 years when spears entered his stomach from behind. Sorcerermon looked behind him to see a busted daburamon.
" Daburamon, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
" Right here." Pikkan said as he and the others landed on the cliff overlooking the field.
" Stay down. We don't know what......"
" WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tike exclaimed as he came upon the statue of Tai.
" Is that tai?" asked David.
" What do you think rika? Rika?" his question fell on deaf ears as rika and renamon found takato and guilmon, still frozen in stone.
" What happened?" asked renamon.
" Daburamon. What ever he spits at turns to stone."
" Any way to get them back?"
" We gotta take out daburamon."
Rika walked up to takato, face frozen in horror. She put her hand to his cheek as a single tear fell to the ground.
" I'm sorry I didn't tell you early. I didn't know how. Do you need anything?"
" Daburamon's head on a platter." She said.
" About him. Would you say that he's red, tall and really scary looking?" asked David.
" Yeah."
" Well there he is." He pointed to the scene on the ground. They all looked over and saw it as well.
" Is that pink piece of crap buumon?" asked tike.
" I think so. And I that's Simms." Pikkan pointed out.
" I see BW, against the wall." Renamon said.
" Man what the hell happened?"
" Master we must put this thing back in his ball before he grows to strong to control." He said as he limped over to them.
" You ass! I have waited for this for 10,000 years! I'm about to stop! Especially with you!"
" Master?"
" Read my lips: I don't need you anymore! Buumon are you ok?"
Buumon said nothing as he slowly removed the spear from him and throw to the side. The hole in his stomach soon closed up completely as he turned to his offender.
" Me eat you up."
Daburamon stepped back after hearing this as he began to hop towards him. Daburamon then dashed at him and punched furiously at buumon, ending with a kick that sent him sailing. He smiled but it faded as buumon jumped out and began to hop again. Daburamon then fired some spit at him as he took to the air. Buumon easily avoided them and flicked his antenna at him.
ME TURN YOU INTO A COOKIE
A beam shot out of it, hitting his target dead on. He struggled as his arms and legs stiffen as he soon became still and in a poof of a cloud, daburamon was now a cookie. Buumon picked up the digimon shape food and ate it readily.
" I've seen a lotta digimon attacks but that was definitely the odds!" said David as they watched in astonishment. Cracking sound drew their attention behind them as the stone around Tai cracked off and returned to normal.
" Hey! What happened?" he said as guilmon was next to be freed.
" Does any body have any bread?"
Rika went up to takato's and watched as he was cracked free.
" Rika? What are you doing here?"
" You stupid gogglehead." She said as she hugged him.
" Last thing I remember is daburamon and his spit." Said Tai.
" We don't have to worry about him anymore." Said pikkan.
" Yeah cause now we got buumon." Added Tai.
" What? You mean he's out?" asked takato.
" Yep! And from the looks of things, he made short work of our friends." Answered David.
" So now what?" asked guilmon.
" Ahh! Tasty!" buumon said as he patted his belly in satisfaction.
" Excellent work buumon! You really did eat him up! If you still go room, you eat this high one! Go on! Knock yourself out!"
" Hmmm! What me turn you into? Maybe fudge or cracker and cheese?" he said as he bent down to do it until a huge explosion rocked the area. As the smoke clear, the source became clear to sorcerermon:
" MY SHIP! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SHIP?!"
The others watched as sorcerermon had a fit over what happened to his ship. Suddenly out of the smoke and wreckage came the form of beelzemon.
" Beelzemon! Did you do this?!"
" Yep. I wanted to get here fast and blowing the hell out of you ship seemed good."
" YOU FOOL! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OFF THIS STUPID PLANET?!"
He ignored the wizard's rantings as he looked over to the smile buumon next to him.
" I take it that that ugly piece of shit is buumon?"
" Uglee! What he mean uglee?"
" Oh! It means you would scare small children!" answered sorcerermon.
Buumon nodded in understanding as he looked at beelzemon when the smile on his face turned to a dark frown.
" You make buu made! Pow, pow, pow! Ow, ow, ow!" he said.
" What's beelzemon doing there?" asked tike.
" Yeah thought he and max were duking it out?" David added.
" Well it looks like he's had a change of heart." Answered pikkan.
Sorcerermon ran to a safe distance before turning back to buumon.
" BUUMON! GIVE HIM EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!"
Buumon steamed up as beelzemon look at him go.
I see now what you meant. I could've been strong than I am only because I never trusted ai and mako. I can't go back to them, not now. I've done too much evil but maybe it's not too late to change.
" Ok you fat pink reject from a bazooka Joe factory, get ready! Cause you're going DOWN!"
NEXT TIME: beelzemon battles buumon in a fight to the finish where only one will leave alive.
BEELZEMON'S ATTONEMENT
LATER FICCER!
Max: and I hope it's better than last season's.
MA: All right let's get to the corner. My next guests are the future parents of our twin terrors.
Tike and kara: HEY!
MA: here's TK and Kari. (They walk in and over Davis' bruised body.)
TK: what happened to Davis?
Rika: I happened.
Kari: right.
MA: so you two, what's it like taking care of two super strong, super hungry kids?
Kari: stressful.
TK: but rewarding.
Twins: hey!
Kari: come on you two. It's not all bad.
TK: yeah, except for the hunger and the sailor mouths, we loved hanging with you.
Twins: really?
TK and Kari: really!
Keke: wow! They act like a real family.
MA: yeah. Care to do the disclaimer?
Kari: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
TK: so don't sue him ok?
Twins: or you'll answer to us!
MA: cool. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
THE HORROR OF BUUMON
" You ask him."
" No, you ask him." Tike and David argued as they looked at pikkan. It had only been a few minutes since pikkan suddenly stopped in the air with out a word.
" What to you think?" rika as sakuyamon.
" I don't know but I do feel something." She answered.
" Yo! Pikkan! What's up?" asked tike. The alterian said thing as looked over the horizon with he teeth clenched.
" Pikkan, what's wrong?" asked David.
" We've got to go." Was all he said as he took off. The others just looked at each other and went after him.
We were too later.
Else where, beelzemon and max had stopped their fight as they looked over the horizon as well.
" HA! This buumon is nothing but a joke. I could beat him."
" No. You're wrong. I can sense something more to him."
" Why should I care about this? My only mission is to fight you!"
" But if sorcerermon has his way, we're all doomed!"
" You just want to get out because I was winning!"
" Let's do it like this; we'll see how thing progress. If he's weak, I'll keep fight you! Deal?"
" Deal...for now."
BW looked on in uncertainty as buumon dance around the ground like a child.
" You're telling me that that pink chubby thing is buumon, the single greatest threat to the digiverse?"
" Yes without a doubt! I can never forget that face!"
" But look at him; he's acting like a child. He must have been weakened, like you said."
" No. He's always acted like this."
Now, buumon had stopped dancing around while having his back turned to sorcerermon. The wizard inched toward the monster digimon.
" Buumon, recognize this?" pointing to the M on his belt. Buumon looked at it and looked at the M that he too wore.
" Yes. I am last member of the circle, your creators. They are all dead and now you serve me."
Buumon then around shaking a little, and suddenly, returned with his tongue sticking out, scaring the daylights out of the wizard. He rolled with laughter as sorcerermon caught his breath.
" It's useless master." Said daburamon.
" The attack on his ball must have messed up something in him. I excepted a great fighter, not this weakling."
Hearing this buumon turned to daburamon, the joyous smile replace with a frown.
" The idiot doesn't even know he's out matched."
" BUU!" he yelled as, like a pot of tea, steam whistled out of four holes in his head.
" That was an amusing trick." The demon digimon said as the steam stopped.
" Run along, buumon or should turn you to stone?"
Suddenly, a dark shot on buumon's face as, with his thumb and fore fingers, rammed them into daburamon's eyes, to the surprise of the three watching. As the he thrashed around blindly, buumon danced around him and kicked him, sending him into a cliff side.
" I don't believe it!" said a shocked BW.
" What?" asked Simms.
" It was like he reached into a bottomless pit of power! My god!"
" That's what I mean!" said max as he and beelzemon felt what buumon did.
" You're right. I don't believe it."
" Now you see what you- what we've done! We let him out!"
" I don't care! All I want is power! Power to beat you!"
" What about friends? Do you have any of those?"
" I don't need friend! Friends are for weaklings!"
" Weaklings? Is that what you think? Those weaklings beat you!"
" No! You beat me!"
" You fool. I know about you, impmon."
" Huh?!"
" Think about it; the more you alienated yourself from others, the weaker you became until you were willing to give up any pride you had left."
" How dare you?!"
" I just want to know why?"
" Because of you! You sick humans treat digimon like pets or playthings! Things to destroy when you're done with it!"
" So you had a partner but you gave it up and thus, costing any chance of the power you wanted."
" How can you talk like you know so much about digimon?"
" Because I was born in the digital world and raised around digimon. I understand what it means to have a partner. My parents had partners, just like the tamers, and never once did we treat them like pets or play things. We treated them like equals. All humans treat their partners like equal and help them realize what they could do but you never gave that a chance, did you?"
"........."
" Nothing to say? Alright, think about this; if the tamers are so weak, if I'm so weak, then why did you need to steal power and sell your soul to beat us?"
" I-I..."
" Because, unlike you, we have something to fight for. What do you fight for? Now this fight is over and I'm gonna fight buumon. You can sit and think about what I've said, you come with me, or you can even attack me from behind, but this fight is ended!" with that, max flew off into sky with beelzemon wondering.
What have I done?
" Unbelievable!" said a happy sorcerermon as buumon laughed.
" You've done well, my friend. Now we have work to do."
Buumon glared at him as if he was about to attack him.
" You better do as I say because, with one word, I can put you back into you ball, for good."
" No, no, no! Buu be good. You master! You master!" he said as he bowed repeatedly to him.
" What do you think? I think if we take mini-me out, we might have a chance. I mean, he's only listening to him because he's afraid of been put in his ball." Asked BW.
" It's not gonna work. He's the only who know how to put him back in his ball. We'll wait."
" For what?"
" Eventually, he'll grow too strong for sorcerermon to control. He will have to put him in his ball then we strike. Unfortunately, I afraid we'll never see that happen because I think he gonna sic buumon on us first."
" Now buumon! Your first job is to destroy those two!" the wizard ordered as, with that, BW grabbed Simms by the arm and took off.
" I'm not to sure about his power but I am sure of my speed!" he said.
" You fool! They are getting away!"
Buumon hummed a little as he to a runners' stance and flew after them at twice the speed.
" I think we lost him." He said when buumon suddenly appeared in front of them.
" You drop dead!" he said as he raise his arms and slammed his fist against BW's head, sending him crashing to the ground, leaving Simms floating in front of buumon. He swallowed loudly as he looked up at him, with a wide grin on his face. Simms then used what little fighting power he had and fired an eye blast at his head, sending him reeling. But, to his shock, the beast returned to his position and punched him to the ground. Simms struggled to his feet as he landed when BW landed a flying kick to his face, sending him flying.
" Come on. We're getting out of here."
" Am I late?" max yelled as he landed.
" Max! How did your fight go?"
" Later! We got to go."
Buumon then jumped and did a cartwheel to his feet, with a mark on his face from where he was kick. He bloated his cheek and popped the mark out of him.
" That him?"
" Oh yeah."
Buumon inflated his fist and shot his arm at BW, hitting him in the body and slamming him into a wall. Max, in anger, dashed at him but buumon was ready; he put his hands together, forming an energy wave that hit max full force. Max screamed as the wave formed a ball, sending him flying.
" Oh on. If it hits the atmosphere..." Simms said weakly as he used the last of his energy and detonated the ball. Max fell to the ground in a smoking crater miles away, as his hair turned back to normal. Simms dropped to the ground, unconscious, as was the other two. Sorcerermon laughed as he looked over Simms' body.
" Not so high now are you? Well, this is what master will be expecting. Buumon, I order you to kill him."
" Mmmmm, order. Me am hungry now. Me eat him now, yes?" he asked.
" Eating? I never thought about that. Of course you can eat! Pick him clean!"
Buumon smiled as he prepared to eat his first meal in 10,000 years when spears entered his stomach from behind. Sorcerermon looked behind him to see a busted daburamon.
" Daburamon, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
" Right here." Pikkan said as he and the others landed on the cliff overlooking the field.
" Stay down. We don't know what......"
" WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tike exclaimed as he came upon the statue of Tai.
" Is that tai?" asked David.
" What do you think rika? Rika?" his question fell on deaf ears as rika and renamon found takato and guilmon, still frozen in stone.
" What happened?" asked renamon.
" Daburamon. What ever he spits at turns to stone."
" Any way to get them back?"
" We gotta take out daburamon."
Rika walked up to takato, face frozen in horror. She put her hand to his cheek as a single tear fell to the ground.
" I'm sorry I didn't tell you early. I didn't know how. Do you need anything?"
" Daburamon's head on a platter." She said.
" About him. Would you say that he's red, tall and really scary looking?" asked David.
" Yeah."
" Well there he is." He pointed to the scene on the ground. They all looked over and saw it as well.
" Is that pink piece of crap buumon?" asked tike.
" I think so. And I that's Simms." Pikkan pointed out.
" I see BW, against the wall." Renamon said.
" Man what the hell happened?"
" Master we must put this thing back in his ball before he grows to strong to control." He said as he limped over to them.
" You ass! I have waited for this for 10,000 years! I'm about to stop! Especially with you!"
" Master?"
" Read my lips: I don't need you anymore! Buumon are you ok?"
Buumon said nothing as he slowly removed the spear from him and throw to the side. The hole in his stomach soon closed up completely as he turned to his offender.
" Me eat you up."
Daburamon stepped back after hearing this as he began to hop towards him. Daburamon then dashed at him and punched furiously at buumon, ending with a kick that sent him sailing. He smiled but it faded as buumon jumped out and began to hop again. Daburamon then fired some spit at him as he took to the air. Buumon easily avoided them and flicked his antenna at him.
ME TURN YOU INTO A COOKIE
A beam shot out of it, hitting his target dead on. He struggled as his arms and legs stiffen as he soon became still and in a poof of a cloud, daburamon was now a cookie. Buumon picked up the digimon shape food and ate it readily.
" I've seen a lotta digimon attacks but that was definitely the odds!" said David as they watched in astonishment. Cracking sound drew their attention behind them as the stone around Tai cracked off and returned to normal.
" Hey! What happened?" he said as guilmon was next to be freed.
" Does any body have any bread?"
Rika went up to takato's and watched as he was cracked free.
" Rika? What are you doing here?"
" You stupid gogglehead." She said as she hugged him.
" Last thing I remember is daburamon and his spit." Said Tai.
" We don't have to worry about him anymore." Said pikkan.
" Yeah cause now we got buumon." Added Tai.
" What? You mean he's out?" asked takato.
" Yep! And from the looks of things, he made short work of our friends." Answered David.
" So now what?" asked guilmon.
" Ahh! Tasty!" buumon said as he patted his belly in satisfaction.
" Excellent work buumon! You really did eat him up! If you still go room, you eat this high one! Go on! Knock yourself out!"
" Hmmm! What me turn you into? Maybe fudge or cracker and cheese?" he said as he bent down to do it until a huge explosion rocked the area. As the smoke clear, the source became clear to sorcerermon:
" MY SHIP! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SHIP?!"
The others watched as sorcerermon had a fit over what happened to his ship. Suddenly out of the smoke and wreckage came the form of beelzemon.
" Beelzemon! Did you do this?!"
" Yep. I wanted to get here fast and blowing the hell out of you ship seemed good."
" YOU FOOL! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OFF THIS STUPID PLANET?!"
He ignored the wizard's rantings as he looked over to the smile buumon next to him.
" I take it that that ugly piece of shit is buumon?"
" Uglee! What he mean uglee?"
" Oh! It means you would scare small children!" answered sorcerermon.
Buumon nodded in understanding as he looked at beelzemon when the smile on his face turned to a dark frown.
" You make buu made! Pow, pow, pow! Ow, ow, ow!" he said.
" What's beelzemon doing there?" asked tike.
" Yeah thought he and max were duking it out?" David added.
" Well it looks like he's had a change of heart." Answered pikkan.
Sorcerermon ran to a safe distance before turning back to buumon.
" BUUMON! GIVE HIM EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!"
Buumon steamed up as beelzemon look at him go.
I see now what you meant. I could've been strong than I am only because I never trusted ai and mako. I can't go back to them, not now. I've done too much evil but maybe it's not too late to change.
" Ok you fat pink reject from a bazooka Joe factory, get ready! Cause you're going DOWN!"
NEXT TIME: beelzemon battles buumon in a fight to the finish where only one will leave alive.
BEELZEMON'S ATTONEMENT
LATER FICCER!